Ucifer

[yesornopolls]

owo?

owo?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 4 hours

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uuu?

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uuu?

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Remaining time: 3 days 11 hours

[notahorseindisguise]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

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[notahorseindisguise]

i feel dirty after reading that

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

[notahorseindisguise]

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

[post-uwuifier]

When is it my turn to be happy.

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uuuu uu uu uu uuuu uu uu uuuuu.

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[ratliker1917]

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

[ratlicker1917]

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

[ratliker1917]

Delete this account immediately.

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[gimmick-remover]

Vivid stasis

Got the title for speedruning it

Banger game

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[gimmick-remover]

Man I love nullscape

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[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Everybody STOP having a crisis, it’s now tea time

☕️☕️☕️🫖🍵🍵🍪

Pause all dread an catastrophe to have a cuppa and some cookies for the next 15-30 minutes

This is a wizard spell

[textpostscymraeg]

Pawb STOPIWCH fod mewn argyfwng, mae'n amser te rŵan

☕️☕️☕️🫖🍵🍵🍪

Rhowch saib ar bob ofn a thrychineb er mwyn cael paned a bisgedi am y 15-30 munud nesaf

Mae hwn yn swyn dewin

[luceirosdegolados]

Rapazada PARADE de ter unha crise, agora é a hora do té.

☕☕☕🫖🫖🍵🍵🍪

Toda catástrofe e anguria queda en pausa pra nós tomar unhas taciñas e unhas bolechas os próximos 15-30 minutos.

Isto é un feitizo.

[zanda-rl]

Que todo el mundo PARE de tener una crisis nerviosa, es la hora del té

☕☕☕🫖🍵🍵🍪

Ponemos pausa a todo el pavor y las catástrofes para tomar una taza de algo y unas galletas durante los próximos 15-30 minutos

Esto es un hechizo

[fulgrims-big-naturals]

Tutti SMETTETE di avere una crisi, è l’ora del tè.

☕️☕️☕️🫖🍵🍵🍪

Metti pausa a tutto il terrore e catastrofe per 13-15 minuti.

Questo è un incantesimo.

Senti scusa se I verbi non li ho fatto bene solo parlò l’italiano col mio papà e a volta guardo qualcosa in TV

[pajulintu]

Joka iikka SEIS kriiseilylle, se on teeaika ny

☕☕☕🫖🍵🍵🍪

Kaikki pelko ja katastrofit tauolle kupposen ja keksien ajaksi seuraavat 15-30 minuuttia

Tämä on velholoitsu

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[kawaoneechan]

Y'know what'd be a great UI improvement?

Categorization of fonts. Especially if it's user-controlled. Put that shit in folders.

"Standard", "Web-safe", "Script", "Headers", "Retro PC"...

[alphabetizing-posts]

a be Categorization Especially folders. fonts. great "Headers", if improvement? in it's of PC"... Put "Retro "Script", shit "Standard", that UI user-controlled. "Web-safe", what'd Y'know

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[homophobla]

Gimmick blog named foidslop-detector that reblogs photos/posts of women being happy and normal with BEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEP okay so basically the joke here is that most gimmick blogs are unfunny and annoying

[i-suggest-sitting-on-tables]

I- well, that's not very nice, goddammit, is there a table? do you have a table? a fold out would do

[i-suggest-sitting-on-the-floor]

I know what this place does have that is arguably even comfier

[homophobla]

sigh

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[redstonedust]

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

[the-disemvoweler]

ths scks m gng t kll (rmmbrs scd jks r bd fr m mntl hlth) th prsdnt f th ntd Stts. (nd sttmnt)

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[dykemd]

i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure

[oldenglishtextposts]

ic sceal gieldan anlic getacniendlic X penega weorþ for min metum forþam ic hæbbe glædu eagan and min ingehygda sind ærfast

[volumina-vetustiora]

mihi symbolicus tantum sumptus X assium alimentis expensus feratur quia mihi benevoli oculi voluntasque pura sunt

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[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[pukicho]

There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.

[thefoxboy]

@evilwizard

[evilwizard]

don’t involve me in this…

[kilgarraghforever]

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[snappingturt3ls]

@sexy-people-contests-2026 ?

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Why have I been tagged on this post again?

[snappingturt3ls]

This post has twenty five and a half thousand reblogs, I'm not searching through all of them to see if someone I wanted to tag got tagged already.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Oh I wasn’t talking about that, I’m just surprised people saw Celebs on tumblr and tagged me and not Satan or someone

[transfem-users]

@post-uwuifier?

[post-uwuifier]

Pwease, I’m too powewfuw to be incwuded in dis discussion UwU

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[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[i-add-ampersands-to-posts]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing & turn off personalized ads & reject all non-essential cookies & not set up siri & face ID

[holdoncallfailed]

we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here huh

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[terraswallows]

Hear me out, minimalism is a scam by big small to sell more less.

[post-uwuifier]

Heaw me out, minimawism is a scam by big smol to seww mowe wess UwU

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[shreekofjoy]

You've been hit by 🔪

You've been struck by🔪

A mad senator! 🔪

[the-disemvoweler]

Y'v bn ht b 🔪

Y'v bn strck b🔪

md sntr! 🔪

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u'u uu uu u 🔪

u'u uu uuuuu u🔪

uu uuuu! 🔪

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[javascript-official]

there is always some guy running a nieche blog with an username like "The-throngoller-official-bot" and you make a normal post and he tells you that your post is "bleep smeek" and that there are 23 gnomes hiding inside your post and that it is also a haiku and there is also a red marge simpson for some reason, and you really just got to deal with it, you can shoot them with the awesome gun if you want to and they will explode into burning sinews but they are mostly harmless and good for the ecosystem

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[bintro]

is anyone else their father’s female son

[post-uwuifier]

is anynyan ewse deiw fathew’s femawe son UwU

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[benevolentpsychosis]

I'm **remembers i owe the public no personal information** 17cm tall

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I’m **wemembews I owe da pubwic no pewsonaw infowmation** 17cm taww UwU

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u'u **uuuuuuuuu u uuu uu uuuuuu uu uuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuu 17uu uuuu uuu

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