oh for hecks sake

[iguanamouth]

[mousegirlheart]

oiling up my slutty mice

[aberrantemotion]

Huh. Is this like, a tutorial of how to safely remove mice from a glue trap?

[mousegirlheart]

yes! they shall live to slut another day!

[worthikids]

Witches On Tinder

[bogleech]

Just the vocal delivery on its own is funny every time

[illustratus]

[chillxpanic]

Art by Alena Aenami on Artstation.

Music: BLANKS - HIGHER 

[minecraft]

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[agreatbigpileofrats]

Gamers talking about pc specs

[minecraft]

me saying hi! with my keyboard

[minecraft]

[aberrantemotion]

This is a wretched form of code. I will reward you

[banamberbread]

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[banamberbread]

since deciphering this shits fuckin WORK lemme make it easy n just show y'all:

[normal-horoscopes]

PENIS STRANGE, PENIS INEFFABLE

PENIS ESOTERIC, PENIS INEXPRESSIBLE

PENIS IN THEORY, PENIS CTHONIC

PENIS RECURSIVE, PENIS NEO-PLATONIC

[shiny-rhydon]

[gontish-wizard]

RISE!!!! OOOHHH RISE MIGHTY ERECTUS!!! RISE AND CONSENSUALLY CLAIM YOUR HEART’S DESIRES!!!

- Blue Chant of Viagra the Estranged

[lonely-secundus]

This slaps if you chant it to the Hieronymus Bosch butt music

[midiport]

[collegeboard-official]

can i use a calculator on the ap french exam

this mother fucker trying to solve french

[bird-big]

why dont you nerds gaslight up a joint

[oniongarlic]

[bisexualredactedenergy]

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

For clarification ^-^

[thyrell]

[assiraphales]

young harry houdini was hot. ppl didn’t go to those shows to watch the illusions they went to watch a half naked guy chain himself up

[assiraphales]

this bitch would stay behind a curtain for twenty minutes to build suspense and the audience would happily wait. no way they were there just to see a neat trick

[assiraphales]

don’t act like your above this. houdini was a slutty thot & if you don’t want to accept it that’s ok but don’t shame the ppl who will admit it

[chessys]

what’s a good cutoff age for tumblr

no one should be on tumblr

[jari-memes-that-melt-steel-beams]

I met the woman of my dreams on Tumblr ^_^

[friendly-octopus]

I met the man of my dreams on Tumblr 👀😁

[chessys]

i met a girl who made a hate blog about me and threatened to leak my nudes!!!

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[doubleca5t]

Great post guys, hit the showers

[corporatebigwig]

My left and right hands right now

[albertnatural]

calm down man

[dunmertitty]

[lowpolyanimals]

Scuba Cat from Katamari Damacy

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[plum-soup]

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

[one-venti-neurosis]

their what now?

[confusedbyinterface]

[redchrominance]

their ‘bussy’ you might say

[sugarcoatednightshade]

i might not.

[cutedeadgxrl]

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I didn’t know I was lonely ‘til I saw your face. 

(wasn’t working for a while but it should be fixed now.)