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Hello! My name is August and my pronouns are he/him, ze/zir, xey/xem and ji/jer. I am genderqueer and autigender :) I'm aroace and pan and fucking stupid (unrelated) I like quantum mechanics and horticulture and epidemiology. Also Star Trek I am a nerd.

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things said in my *very advanced* math class

Im starting to see signs of codependency in my relationship with the 1st floor vending machine 

*sitting on stairs talking about what we want to do for college* damn yall are smart I ain’t intelligent enough for that shit I just wanna be a pediatrician

*flipping through textbook* what page is the documentary on

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*pointing at board* “Wait what’s that part on the side”

“That’s just the math showing the thing when you multiply by the thing to get the thing that you subtract from the thing”

“Oh okay”

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things said in my *very advanced* math class

Im starting to see signs of codependency in my relationship with the 1st floor vending machine 

*sitting on stairs talking about what we want to do for college* damn yall are smart I ain’t intelligent enough for that shit I just wanna be a pediatrician

*flipping through textbook* what page is the documentary on

[natasharswifey]

[Calling 'Ms Romanoff']

Peter: Heyyy, are you busy?

Natasha: No, what's up?

Peter: The ceiling!… I think. I can’t tell whether I'm upside down or not, haha.

Natasha: What are you talking about??

Peter: I'm trapped in the walls.

[queer-ishwriter]

American God

American God 

Risen from molten mud and gold

Our All-American God, 

Hit the tilled ground, waterlogged.

American Angel 

Cupid, out back with a gun

An American Angel, 

Wielding a badge and sporting a body count.

happy 4th of july I guess. Not my fav holiday for a lot of reasons but I wrote this for it. I was kinda pissed when I wrote it which might show. I took the ‘American God’ part from a different poem I wrote once that I didn’t like very much but I still thought it was a pretty interesting thing to build off of.

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I really don’t like the 4th of July

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starting a petition to make a second good omens ending where all the godless universe and free will stuff happens but instead of the stupid emotionally ruining ambiguous ending they kiss and make up and apologize to eachother and Crowley learns astrophysics and paints the night sky and aziraphale keeps working at his bookshop and they get MARRIED and LEARN TO EXPRESS THEIR EMOTIONS HEALTHILY and also it never ends they live forever and they just keep making more

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im still not over it

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one time my friend was trying to show me how AI can write story analysis really well and put some of my short story in to show me (autofantasy) and it said that the main character was a “refreshing, well-written take on the ‘insane character’ trope” and that’s why I won’t use AI because that was quite frankly uncalled for.

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cat

[danii8c]

im so bored LMAOO

[pasha-hasid]

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train

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

train

[calebwittebane]

train

[queer-as-city-folk]

train

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train

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thing I drew

I drew this on my health homework just a rough sketch idk

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Sunny (OC)

This is my OC sunny!! Here’s my very first sketch of her that I did on my math hw (with another unnamed OC)

and here’s a slightly more recent realism doodle!

She’s not done in this second one, I haven’t shaded yet and tbh I probably never will. But this is the direction I want to take her.

Some lore!

Each of her eyes is conscious and separate but cannot leave her

Each eye CAN feel the pain an average eye might experience from being on the surface of a sun

Yes, Sunny is actually a massively fucked-up sun. She’s also my babygirl.

She’s a queer ally and aroace/enby herself!!! <3 she doesn’t care about things like ‘gender’ and ‘romance’ but instead much prefers crushing planets and adding their inhabitants into her collection of eyes until she eventually gains enough power to murder and inevitably become the tyrant they call ‘god’ <333

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The Look in Your Eyes

Summary- Spock and Kirk are stranded on an uninhabited planet after a transporter malfunction/useful plot device occurred. Will they survive? Will they kiss? Yes. Yes they will.

My very first fanfiction! Concrit is appreciated but please go light on me. Currently has 3 chapters and just over 2,000 words. Written by an aroace teenager with little to no experience with romance so yeah.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[genderlesschaos]

OK i have succumbed to the fanart. transfem jax truther here.

@space-homosexual-the-third @queer-goblinguy are you happy

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very :3

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had a rough game today so imma go through my favorite moments from my soccer career to remind myself that I’m actually not bad at this :) (for reference, I’m a keeper and occasionally a defender when needed)

Starting off strong with the time I made one of the offenders on the other team cry. We lost that game but MAN she was PISSED she also cussed me out which felt really good

This one dive I did once where I just threw my body at the offenders ankles and she tripped over me and fell really hard into the goal post. She was fine and I got the ball.

During tryouts when I drop kicked the ball so hard the other keeper had to make a save and the coach watching us play just said “wow good kick” which is a lot for a tryout

That one time I actually DID score off a drop kick which man my coach after that game was a LOT

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm currently in the process of doubling all matter. I'm not sure where it'll go like if everything just gets twice as dense or if there would become two of everything or whatever. I don't really know

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does this mean my boobies will be twice as big

[pukicho]

Went outside and honestly, what is the fuck is going on out here.

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nothing we need to worry about

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nothing interesting has occurred but I feel like should post. i am alive