War Criminal Pussy Got Me Acting Unwise

🔞🔞🔞🔞 I am a 28yr old adult, minors get off my lawn🔞🔞🔞🔞

[spacealien-afterdark]

do I miss rp or do I miss tossing around "what if these characters fucked nasty in this scenario in this way" and them going "Oh he'll yeah and what if this happened" and then me going "Ah fuck ok but then this and that AND its omegaverse?" and them "YOOOO MY DICK EXPLODED!!! AND WHAT IF THIS-" ad infinitum

[archie-sunshine]

get those goooooood vibrations~

[staticnonapus]

Ah yes valveplug hehe

[spacealien-afterdark]

I ponder transformers omegaverse

[nuefass]

transformers t-dick makes me fucking weak

[charlie-nsfw]

😔

[mrdilhun]

🔻 Valveplug Warning

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[habsuite]

slower

[lukewarmflukes]

paxd/opdee/beedee/sendee/mobdee art dump. i will get anything to fuck that thing

[nuefass]

kinktober 01: fingering

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

So the new itch.io guidelines are out and they are both predictably bad and also quite unpredictably bad. There's so much to go over here but here are some of the highlights:

First we have the broadly worded content restrictions. So much of this is just strictly bad for several reasons (for example, you cannot have a NSFW game that doesn't even fetishize rape but has rape be an important thematic element under these new rules) but my personal favorite is that these are so broad that huge swaths of content are just banned from itch.io. You like VNs of monster girls having sex? Sorry, but your favorite spider girl VN is animal-related, we cannot prove that you don't want to fuck spiders so its gone.

(a real problem anyone thinks about??????)

Game where you can transformed by magical artifacts and sometimes fucked? Sorry, that's non-consensual content. Banned. You cannot be transformed into a maid against your will. You also cannot have your protagonist call an older woman "mommy" because likeeeee that's incestual right?

"Minor-presenting" what the fuck does this mean. Genuinely. If a grown woman wears a fetish uniform is that minor presenting??? What the fuck are you talking about.

Also by the way if they feel your content is "too bad" for their platform, which includes a list of conditions incredibly broad to contain things like "a woman who likes being gagged during sex", they will just steal your revenue. No no no not just the revenue from the work in question. All of it. This makes any NSFW work a ticking timebomb, especially since itch.io doesn't have the fucking staff to deal with all of this! There's no second chances. You are not protected against fraudulent report or our dumb as fuck employees.

itch.io right now is just not a safe platform for NSFW content, and honestly, it really should be said, a fair swath of SFW content too. Don't use it, find alternative ways to survive in the market right now.

It's not going to be easy, but it's necessary. Here's a link to an article going over some solutions. I cannot personally vouch for any of these in particular but you need to do what you gotta.

Also, harass VISA and Mastercard. Phone calls over emails. Ruin their workflow. Do it for weeks, don't give up.

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

I know this is a long and very serious post but if you follow me please reblog this. I can't force you or anything but like holy shit I cannot see what is happening and just smile and kick my feet.

[steamed-creams]

@archie-sunshine graciously allowed me to do some va work on one of their comics! Thank you, Archie!

[leucanella]

tfa cheebee commissionnnnn for anon~!!!! they requested my designs of the tfa characters :] this was very fun to work on! (if you wanna commission me, the deets are here) (full version is on bluesky, link in my description!)

[bigolbadblog]

i feel like something that's missing from some people's understanding of kink fiction and fantasy is, like... in fiction and fantasy, everything is in-scene.

when real people do kink in real life, you gotta do all that good out-of-scene stuff like discuss boundaries, set limits and expectations, check in with each other, do aftercare, et cetera et cetera et cetera... but in fiction, everything can be in-scene!

the people in that fanfic don't exist any more than, like, the make-believe sexy football star and make-believe sexy cheerleader in a couple's roleplay exist. that couple doesn't need to get into character and then pretend to be a sexy football star having an important consent conversation with a sexy cheerleader, because that's a conversation that's already happened out-of-scene and out-of-character. (i mean, if you're into in-character negotiations, chase your bliss.) when they're in that scene, they can just pretend to be a sexy football star having sex with a sexy cheerleader. that's okay.

so like. when fiction does kink in a way that would be unsafe or harmful irl... just keep in mind that you're not watching actual people neglecting check-ins or ignoring their set contract or genuinely harming each other. you're watching a scene without the behind-the-scenes bits, and that's okay.

[bigolbadblog]

this has gotten a couple replies along the lines of "yeah, you can just assume the characters worked all the important consent stuff out when you weren't looking!" which is true in some cases, but not the point i was trying to make, so please bear with me while i try to rephrase myself.

when i say in fiction, everything is in-scene, i mean that the fiction IS the scene.

if someone went up to their partner and said "hey, wouldn't it be sexy if we pretended you were manipulating and controlling me in an unethical way for sex reasons?", and then they talked through all the good and necessary consent and risk-awareness things, and then they played that scene out - that's a made-up scenario where pretend bad things happen, but no real-world people come to real-world harm, right?

now, if someone writes a story where one character manipulates and controls another in an unethical way for sex reasons... that, too, is a made-up scenario where pretend bad things happen, but no real-world people come to real-world harm.

kink fiction doesn't have to be about characters consciously and conscientiously Doing Kink. kink fiction can be stories where the kinky things people fantasize about or roleplay (but wouldn't want to happen in real life) do happen in the universe of that story. because the story is a scene.

[archie-sunshine]

my only thought on "how to figure out compositions with Constructiprowl sexytime pieces" is they take turns with Prowl but from what i know of the Constructicons none of them would be very good at waiting for their turn

(by the way love your work and love that you seem to be doing at least a little bit better- sending virtual hugs and prayers for your improving health)

WAIT GUYS THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY

(yes i know in the comics they cant form without him i dont care for the purposes of this bit)

[archie-sunshine]

i can be gentle.

[spacealien-afterdark]

can't have shit can't have a single nice thing and soon i can't even watch porn. What's next? am I gonna have to report how often I masturbate?