America’s Favorite Prettyboy

[kaijuno]

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[shieldfoss]

#oh thats what he meant by wine-dark sea

[lost-wandering-historian]

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[aslutsdiiiary]

Me this weekend

[angelfrommontgomery]

Sometimes I think about the girl in my college gen chem class who believed all liquids were just particles suspended in water. I just find it very Greek philosopher. Like not only is water a universal solvent, but in fact THE ONLY LIQUID. It kind of charms me as a world view

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[bioloyg]

HJ having almost negative rizz, MECHANICALLY, is maybe the funniest shit. Because it means his unsettling weirdo vampire swag is what won LaVonte over. That vampiric intensity and hunger. LaVonte looked at that and went, “forever sounds cool, let me do the talking though.”

And they were roommates

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[ashmindpalace]

average first sentence of a math wikipedia page:

A snorkle basis is a particular sort of set that has some properties and is generally "nice" (in a rigorous sense) and can do many things and is very practical.

[chio-chan2artbox]

I got inspired by that one special PnF episode lol

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[organicmatter]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

[queenofratz]

i love me some scooby doo ass music

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[targetedknowledge]

[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

[fireandashes]

it’s SO funny to me that it feels like zac has just not let go of some parts of pappy. zaeth is like an entirely different character and he still says stuff like “come on now.” it also seems like it’s become a permanent part of ally’s bits as well with “im a different guy.” it’s killing me so bad like the ghost of daisuke bucklesby has now inhabited a permanent part of zac’s brain

[contemptible-scoundrel]

when she touch my thing in a sexual capacity

[constellationursa]

I do say, this is perhaps the most unsafe happenstance in a work setting I've ever seen.

[beardedmrbean]