aka han solo

i am star wars trash | 23 | queer

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[dimension20official]

Sam posted a very special Twitter thread about our lil grassroots attempt at winning an Emmy

[flightyfinch]

i was talking to my friend last night and she was just luxuriating in her room wearing this plush leopard print robe but then her boyfriend came in to bring her orange slices and he was wearing an IDENTICAL leopard print robe i lost my fucking mind

[antifainternational]

[the-togepi-man]

get fucked this is amazing

[pitbolshevik]

my dad refuses to watch breaking bad and i asked him why once and he was like "i dont like how mean he is to his wife :("

[toastbutteregg]

[polarfarina-nomore]

I love how Defunctland is like "in order to describe the history of this one specific dark ride, I think I will recount the entire history of dark rides as a whole, starting with the American picnic trend in the 1800s" and I am like "oh YEAH let's have it!!! Gimme that information"

[ninja-nerd]

[zeemczed]

For those that don't know, Kev has also done documentaries on:

Searching for the composer of the four-note Disney Channel jingle. (Feature length.)

The history of a Star Wars-inspired band that played at Disney one year, HALYX. (Feature length)

Queuing theory and Fastpass and why Fastpass sucks. (Feature length)

Coney Island and how institutional racism affected the whole area.

The bizarre trend of Santa Claus themed amusement parks and how they fizzled out.

Muppet Babies

All of these documentaries are legitimately riveting. Even the one on Fastpass of all things.

[alizrak]

The moment I saw he made The Fastpass documentary I knew it was going to blow my mind with facts... but nothing prepared me to what he had in store with that surprise reveal on the second half.

His series on the history of Jim Henson and the Muppets had me bawling and feeling inspired to create something meaningful with my art.

[pangur-and-grim]

fat horse my beloved….

[william-snekspeare]

anyone want to see a animal

[william-snekspeare]

the votes are in. who am I to deny the request of the people.

As promised:

[william-snekspeare]

Dudes check this out. 2 animal’s

in there

[straycatj]

mr j do you own any hats

Yes, I have an ordinary hat ...

[lauralot89]

The Department of Fisheries in Hyderabad, India, is shaped like a fish.

[xraventhegreatx]

I hope that one day this building takes off like a plane with no warning

[the-haiku-bot]

I hope that one day

this building takes off like a

plane with no warning

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[funnytwittertweets]

[hollowboobtheory]

unironically people need to learn to say “they haven’t done anything wrong i just find them annoying”

[alltrippygifs]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[20o1-deactivated20240129-deacti]

🌷 here is a flower for anyone not feeling their best today

[bearotonin-international]

[justangrymacaroni]

i’m working on a play about 65-year-old lesbians, and my dramaturg is an older gay man who has been helping me with historical context and research, and also just in general giving me advice based on his own personal experiences.

fav thing he told me so far, said with a lot of love: “dyke drama was specific. it was always so specific. it was precise and narrowed and pointed. and also so dumb.”

[justangrymacaroni]

also spoke to an older lesbian professor. i was asking her all these questions about marches and protests and summits and infighting and rallies and “what was it like what did this mean to you what was it like to experience that?”

and she kinda stared at me for a bit and said, “you know, it was a lot. and it was big and it did feel revolutionary. but also at that time i was mainly focused on getting my heart broken in a bar.”

and like. yeah.

[justangrymacaroni]

another thing my dramaturg told me, from the perspective of a gay man who lived through the 80’s, was that whenever a young gay person asks him what the dating and play scene used to be like, he answers:

“we went to rallies and funerals.”

[justangrymacaroni]

our persistence in our continued existence is big and scary and revolutionary, and the grief stretches on and the losses hit hard.

and because of that, i think it’s important to remember the dumb drama, and the first loves, and the first heartbreaks over beer. i think it’s important to go to rallies and vigils, and also dive bars and game nights.

it’s all so big and so small.