cryptid wannabe

he/they/it

[fleshdyke]

birds are so great. they’re gay sometimes

[stardella]

Blooky’s wacky family drama

[chevelierrr]

I may not draw her as much but like literally everyone in the party, she makes me have thoughts.

Also some sillies. Never miss the sillies!!

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[totheoldhouse]

POSTING ALONE CUZ THIS GENUINELY MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD

[dublondot]

Bit by bit

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[determunition]

probably won't let him forget that one anytime soon

[soup--champ]

now time for images that are beautiful and true

[aton-caramel]

Cute bugs are good for my eyes.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[mushroominawaterbottle]

Cryptozoology is my favourite kind of fake science stuff. Wish there was also cryptobotany, like mothman but its just a really big fern in the middle of a field with literally nothing else around it , that spawned in the dead of night, might have killed a few people and never shows up in photos, and no one is sure its even real

[theredscreech]

Cryptogeology is also like "Yeah, that mountain likes to move around. Nobody's seen it do it. But I've been tracking it since Saskatoon."

"There are no mountains in Saskatoon."

"Not anymore, there aren't."

[astercrash]

Cryptogeography: didn't used to be a France there

[anglaised]

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

[neekody]

Phantom Trend

[leshermes]

Jasmine Vine, lead programmer of Hollow Knight & Silksong just transitioned!! I'm so happy for her!❤️🏳️‍⚧️

[kiricheesek]

Welcome to Rusty Lake Hotel. Make sure our guests have a wonderful stay

[hugdog]

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO BE SAD ABOUT?