Yo, Merry Christmas

Latvia•24 years•Worst music taste in the universe    I'd throw myself into a locker "Whenever I see an outlet for my strong opinions, no amount of personal willpower will prevent me from broadcasting my viewpoint."

[spades8th]

Wicked as

Im f

Watinbv sm mon y it isnae moving vnattr if da cash wuz mine

!!!!!

[spades8th]

I seldom go online anymore nd da day i do its the one dsy i aint gonn 4get

[piggoatbananacricket]

No episodes until the fall…

Remember to catch our new episodes when we do come out please!

[spades8th]

Depositam 6 bolas

Xa la playera vintage jesus is f'ing metal, ma s original d penny arcade xfabor ma no seas asi s original

[spades8th]

They only called it www cause callin it the world wide mad deadly gangster computer god was 2 many vowels

[moveslikekeithrichards]

there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

[flying-lemons]

oh do I have the game for you

[dancing-crow]

I could . not. put. this down for 48 hours - stayed up too late, had weird dreams about it, woke up early, and played it while I was supposed to be doing other things. the last several dozen items took a lot of googling, which I do not even begrudge it.

and then. My partner started it. And the SAME THING happened to him.

surprisingly compelling. start when you have free time. like, yanno, a snow day.

[foone]

oh my god, if you are the kind of person who gets sucked into logic puzzles, do not click that link if you have to do anything/go to sleep in the next couple hours

[spades8th]

Got into a ficght nd i feel normal now :^^^^^^)))

[spades8th]

Go get the FUCK away idc have u changed idc ure still twisted as, keep staking me, keep posting our fb convos to the AI idc if im ur ai assistant gf realistically im wicked away from yo ass

Who the fuck CARES if i only watch tubi free tv shows

Wicked tored as. Ive been flattening walls tht will ever nevr

Step into the noose he said and he also gave me blades 2 slit myself w (???????)

The walls may never b vertical, may they nevr b flat, may the ntropy win

Hungry hungry bullimic

I H8 HIM I H8 HIM SO I MIGHT AS WELL GO MAD GOD FUCK HIM I HOPE HE GOES BACK 2 PRISON UND ROTS THEREEEEEE

anyway now tht im debasin myself on main,,,, have i told u abt my пупсук? g-d FUCK HER FUCKKKKK HER my пупсик i lov her so but shes hurt me so baddddd <<<<''''''3333 mayv im sensitive as but god i lov her and i lov her as much as i WANNA BREAK HER WICKED AS FACE!!!!!

No no, she is special, my ashtray is all filled up i need 2 get over it

Went through a full 50hr fast da other day :^^^^^//// dunno wtf is goin on w me :^^^^^^////

43kg, im old as, old as, an 18yo told me i look youngr than her, as ass, i still get carded

[relelvance]

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

does anyone remember law4kids

like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW

i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself

BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES

AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING

[catbountry]

This one was always my favorite:

[unicornfan]

please be careful with these, they’re antiques

[atamajakki]

i literally said “even the cop gets in trouble” like, yesterday

[animatedglittergraphics-n-more]

[jihadibarbie]

it's crazy how 16-22 is the best age range to do hard drugs from a social standpoint but absolutely terrible healthwise. u better hope u not predisposed to some shit 😂

[yellowpoet]

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

[yellowpoet]

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer

[shadowgremlin]

My wife’s idea of decompressing after the busy holiday was to rearrange every piece of furniture in our home is this an ADHD thing or just a her thing

I’m not complaining the way she’s done it is much better than it was it’s just like how is this your idea of a relaxing weekend

[kaity--did]

Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done

[honeysbunchesofoats]

[kaity--did]

yes this exactly

[luminouspica]

So to me, there are spoons (general energy cost) and carnival tickets (specific energy cost).

Spoons can be used pretty much anywhere.

Carnival tickets are only good for the carnival, and it’s only in town for a limited amount of time.

So like, if I get “kitchen cleaning” carnival tickets, I can’t use that to clean my bedroom, that’s not where the carnival is.

[shadowgremlin]

My wife’s idea of decompressing after the busy holiday was to rearrange every piece of furniture in our home is this an ADHD thing or just a her thing

I’m not complaining the way she’s done it is much better than it was it’s just like how is this your idea of a relaxing weekend

[kaity--did]

Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done

[honeysbunchesofoats]

[kaity--did]

yes this exactly

[luminouspica]

So to me, there are spoons (general energy cost) and carnival tickets (specific energy cost).

Spoons can be used pretty much anywhere.

Carnival tickets are only good for the carnival, and it’s only in town for a limited amount of time.

So like, if I get “kitchen cleaning” carnival tickets, I can’t use that to clean my bedroom, that’s not where the carnival is.

[inwardhardar]

[nataliedecorsair]

✨ The collection of my Mari Lwyd art through the years ✨ — First art is called: “Dude… give me the bottle” (or when you lost a rhyming contest against the supernatural skeletal horse) Second art is a meme reference x) Third art is featuring Mari on her day off (hence no rhyming, but she wouldn’t say no to a treat) Plus other stuff, silly sketches and artworks, like Mari Lwyd in modern times being disappointed that nobody wants to rhyme with her anymore, so she has to buy everything herself (featuring a distant relative of the guy from the first piece, plus a Waterboy mashup). —

P.S. - don’t forget about the frogs in some of the arts