Alphaboot Spagoot

The little Asian that does.

[multifacetedmushrooms]

My uncle Tommy had a bit of luck in Western Illinois. Found here

[sigmaaldrichofficial-deactivate]

[roaringstream]

[gaycactus-deactivated20221227]

people who use baby naming websites:

- expecting parents - trans people changing their names - writers - that guy outside my dorm room who was arguing with his buddy on whether the name Zach was in the bible and then very loudly announced that “behind the name dot com says its biblical in origin so fuck you”

[vincenzonova]

Jasper you thirsty cheeto

[bibliophile1887]

[yaggol-deactivated20150816]

FUCK YES

[saiyanheretic]

There’s ‘black comedy’ and then there’s M*A*S*H.

[randomgifgirl]

always reblog MASH, it deserves more on tumblr

[poni1kenobi-deactivated20250915]

Always reblog War is war and hell is hell

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Fun fact, the DVD box sets have an option turn off the laugh track and it makes it a much more somber and enlightening social commentary. Cause it may be set in the Korean War, but it’s really about the Vietnam War.

[trillow-deactivated20131226]

“hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-” “haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE”

[jonahscottva-deactivated2023060]

Visit Original Link

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[distinguishedbaloney]

[simonalkenmayer]

Genius

[mettic]

(x)

[zack-knuckleman]

What the FUCK just happened? Someone PLEASE explain to me what just happened!

[mettic]

Ness’s FSmash has a few active frames where it can reflect projectiles

reflected projectiles have increased damage and speed

so link shot the fully charged arrow,  ness reflected it with FSmash, doc reflected it with cape, which reflected back on ness’s still active FSmash frames, reflected on doc’s cape AGAIN and then ONE MORE TIME on Ness’ Fmash, leading to 140% death arrow with a hitbox so stretched that it hit both of them

[isquirtmilkfrommyeye]

[setheverman]

i was trying to check the “setheverman” tag on this website and the entire site glitched and it honestly felt like i just opened the gates of hell

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

Can 50 cent tweet again instead of kanye

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

[werewolfmali]

me at 15: why do my parents watch fuckin hgtv all day?

me at 25: damn the granite countertops really do make that kitchen pop

[epeolatrist]

This snow day has already been the best day and it’s only noon 😊

[uss-edsall]

Washington State (not DC) is the only state in the union where you can legally have a fistfight with somebody (with police as referees) to settle your differences

[metal-queer-solid]

That should be a law all across the country.

[cactus-1776]

Fuck. Yes.

[goodnightnautilus-deactivated20]

@jooshbag ?

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

This is tied to an archaic law that isn’t enforced anymore.

[official-ginger-kid]

So if you beat the shit out of someone they won’t do anything?

[fedkaczynski]

Oh no this is still enforced, and in fact we actually Have a few vigilante superheroes 

Like Phoenix Jones who actually patrol the streets and challenge criminals, the police usually get called, and they watch as Phoenix Jones pummels them because Phoenix Jones is actually an MMA fighter. 

[creative-classpect]

I gasped and my eyes got so wide after reading this

That man is AWESOME

[bogleech]

Apparently for about three years he had an actual superhero team of people with military, medical and martial artist backgrounds he personally trained and equipped, but eventually disbanded. He didn’t give specifics, but said that some of them were “the wrong kind of people” and were too dangerous. There are really for real things that happened.

Also someone tried to be an “arch nemesis” to him named Rex Velvet, some nerd wearing an eyepatch and a fake mustache who didn’t hurt anybody but made surprisingly polished, melodramatic and goofy callout videos from an abandoned warehouse and presumably pulled some annoying pranks.

[faerieantoinette]

@fiiyerotigelaar

[ghost-mayn]

Did some research about Phoenix Jones: guy is legit. Ex-MMA fighter like the post says, but what the post FAILED to mention is this guy has legit superhero-grade equipment. His suit’s actually made of armor-plated and bulletproof materials, and it has a functional utility belt with lined with stuff like handcuffs, a stun gun, pepper spray, and the like for performing citizens arrests and non-lethally detaining actually armed and violent criminals.

Seattle actually has it’s own LEGAL batman

[little-moist-deactivated2020011]

bruh

[lumnch]

My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*

Me: what is it girls? what do you see?

[sealmaiden2000]

why text ONE heart when you can text THREE and still have them be big! thats my motto

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

Some of you have little animals dressed in human clothes as your avatar here on this site – and what’s more, they seem to directly represent you as a person.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

Sometimes they even seem to dress in things that I know many of you are not rich or bold enough to wear, somewhat as if they’re sort of a secondary persona.