to the world

a blog dedicated to an array of shit

[spareplanets]

how is otto hightower the sanest person on the greens side rn. the bar is in hell.

(helaena my darling doesn’t count, she’s not on a side).

[gmaybe666]

just putting it out there I am so excited and happy about stranger things 5 and seeing will byers again BUT TRUST …..i do not support Noah schnapp and will be pirating st5 when it comes out!

[eateraa]

Since Noah is trending rn due to new season of stranger things friendly reminder that no matter how much you find him hot he support genocide of innocide people including thousands of kids in Palestine 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

[spareplanets]

i think we should advertise menstrual products to trans men the way we advertise deodorant to cis men. i think that would be really funny.

[thatpersonwithbooks]

*deep man voice, black background with silver and white details* Now introducing pads, for MEN.

and the box is just a normal pad box but its like black and silver and honestly less hideous looking

[spareplanets]

YES U GET IT!!

[spareplanets]

i think we should advertise menstrual products to trans men the way we advertise deodorant to cis men. i think that would be really funny.

[spareplanets]

okay i’m gonna say it:

whoever wrote saltburn definitely read a dark steddie fanfiction and ran with it.

(like jacob elordi gives fanon steve cmon)

[honeyflower-bellybower]

I love to think that during Kaz's journey to re-learn skin-to-skin touch, he starts touching Inej's hair instead. Just going through it with naked fingers, or combing it, or maybe even braiding it. He's a bit tense at first, because he's still Kaz Brekker and affection doesn't come natural to him. But eventually it becomes a habit. It's a way of telling her he's trying, and he's giving her his best. It's a way of being intimate without getting triggered, a way of cuddling her without ruining the mood with staggered breathing.

[bo0bydrake]

UHM where are all the students shipping the crap out of mr ajayi and mr farouk?? two single teachers chaperoning a schooltrip and sharing a room should end in at least 4 fanedits and a notesapp slash fanfic written on the bus.

[spareplanets]

this is why darcy threw up on mr ajayi’s bed

[spareplanets]

what’s funny about good omens season 2 being gut-wrenching and devastating compared to heartstopper season 2 being fluffy and sweet is that the roles will ABSOLUTELY be reversed in their season 3’s.

[spareplanets]

reasonably, i know it’s irrational to be angry about the good omens season 2 ending. it’s a slow burn, and neil has been clear about how much he cares.

but, like the sensitive person i am: this pissed me off so bad it’s not even funny. like “gentle and romantic” was such a fucking lie i’m gonna lose it.

[spareplanets]

shaking screaming clawing at my skin over good omens tomorrow, heartstopper next thursday, and rwrb in two weeks

[moonyinpisces-deactivated202502]

neil gaiman giggling on his bed kicking his feet up in the air writing "wait and see" in the good omens 2 script in his glitter pink gel pen dotting the 'i' with a heart

[spareplanets]

castles crumbling is SO steve harrington coded jesus christ

[spareplanets]

kaz: pekka, you're not looking well. inej: he never does.

[spareplanets]

cassian: nesta, relax. go get a beer. nesta: i don't want a beer. cassian: who said it was for you?

[spareplanets]

feyre: i'm busy, i'm apartment hunting. azriel: you guys are moving? feyre: we can't live with cass once the baby comes! rhys: i don't want my child's first words to be: "how you doin'?"

[spareplanets]

kaz: okay, so when are we gonna tell nina what's actually gonna happen? inej: soon! i just... couldn't before. you saw how upset jesper got! i couldn't do that to her, she's my best friend. kaz: well, jesper's my best friend. inej: ... i'm not your best friend? kaz: you just said... kaz: of course you're my best friend.