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I'm the type of person who would forget to pack both pairs of glasses when traveling abroad

[sparkleskarkles]

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[disterbia]

[jaubaius]

[nabi3000]

[narcissistcookbook]

the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

eel deets from @whitefangthefightingwolf

[reikomakoto]

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[dazzling-galaxy]

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

[bombing]

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

[bythestardoggedmoon]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[bebsi-cola]

disabled people are often in permacrisis

[bebsi-cola]

there's never enough money each month. there's always an unexpected illness. new symptoms pop up or old symptoms flare up. meds have to be managed always and refilled constantly and any refill has the opportunity to go wrong. any regular care has the opportunity to go wrong. any mistake can send your health spiralling. it's always "i just need to get through this bad patch" but as soon as one ends another begins. another crisis begins in the middle of the last crisis. managing one thing leaves another thing to be neglected until that becomes a major issue and has to be managed asap and the cycle starts anew over and over and over

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

via prev

[artsekey]

A messy comic from over a year ago that I finally went back to!

[brightlotusmoon]

[ghoulgeistz]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!

[homunculus-argument]

Saw a post about how halal and kosher meat will likely be the only reliably safe options in the US because their safety and cleanliness standards aren't dictated by what's the barest legal minimum that government food safety regulations demand.

So you're like 5 years away from "ever notice how the musulmans and jews never get sick from bad meat? clearly this is proof that they are poisoning us" right now.

[depsidase]

[covid-safer-hotties]

[accessible-tumbling]

ID: A graphic showing a picture of someone cradling a globe in their hands, text on the left reading: "Want to make the world better? We are all in this together and breath the same air. You can do your part by wearing a respirator mask. This can stop you from getting infected and from spreading a deadly disease to others."

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[katieaki]

if you were to crucify Lowly Worm, would you do it like this or like this?

[cavitychemicals]

ok so you know how worms can survive being cut into multiple pieces. I offer a third horrible option

[valkyrie364]

Got dragged back into danganronpa purgatory 💔💔 Sondam cuz they’re my absolute favs

[corporationkills]

i love when baby rats look exactly like their parents ......like yes

[corporationkills]

addition

[aquilacalvitium]

Let's squeak with mama

[juicemetal]

This is funny coming from Reddit

[a-random-ufo]

whizzes past

[juicemetal]

Did I park my post in the American desert? What’s going on?