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Kai || Austria || 21 || she/her they/them || Too gay to function || Ravenclaw || Media Technology and Design student || Claims to be Mettaton

[sparkling1duck]

Go-gurt-ation

Guard: Here uh... you guys should drink this... trust me, it'll help.

Justin: I'll take it, I take it.

Griffin: Oh! Ok. Eager beaver.

Taako: I hope this is go-gurt.

Guard: Well it's not... it's brandy...

Justin: Well I tried it and it is go-gurt.

Griffin: No! It's brandy!

Travis: Roll for go-gurt!

Justin: It's a character choice I'm making! It's definitely go-gurt!

Griffin: No, ok a flask is not a character choice

Travis: Taako just tastes go-gurt whenever he drinks libations.

Griffin: Fine everything Taako drinks just magically transmogrifies... that was the first spell Taako ever cast and now it's a terrible curse.

Justin: And I can't get it off! -laughing-

Clint: Go-gurt-ation!

Taako: Oh it tastes like go-gurt darling!

Griffin: It's a Sisyphean curse. He thought everything was going to be a 24/7 go-gurt party but no he's got like MAD scurvy.

Taako: Oh no I don't because it's KEY LIME go-gurt so that's fine.

Clint: Read a book Griffin.

Taako: On the scurvy front, I'm good. Read a book.

[tsumire0301]

IT HAS TO BE AMETHYST.

[renesassing]

my favorite headline so far for this game is “Untitled Goose Game Lets You Revel in Being a Small-Town Asshole”

[sokkable]

how in the world was the last airbender given 6.8 times the amount of money than the amount offered to the literal lungs of the earth.

the fact that the heads of entire nations don’t care enough to offer actually valuable help is so infuriating.

if the deforestation of the Amazon continues, we are all doomed. our home is doomed.

[teathattast]

[princesstigerbelle]

HE JUST WANTS KISSES

[beautyintheblackness]

Think Pastel Pink

[hukiboukeryy]

today a kid at work climbing up a tree felt the need to tell his friend “this tree is for ONLY BOYS and GIRLS”. so obviously his friend was like um that means it’s for everyone, to which i responded “some people aren’t boys or girls!” and the boy climbing the branch added his hot take of “YEAH! some people are PIRATES.”

[krwzprtt]

Well, you heard it right here. New non-binary pride flag:

[riverselkie-deactivated20190510]

i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard

[samalsoblogs]

me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles™  and hopelessly lost): where’s totoro

[anxietyproblem]

[uglytwink]

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

[anxietyproblem]

[everythingfox]

do you guys eat your burrito with or without the foil?

[garden-daze]

I actually just eat the foil, sometimes I’ll eat the burrito too.

[everythingfox]

same here, I love that metallic taste

[championoftheravenqueen]

Bards are too powerful. They can learn mass suggestion. All they have to do is yell “Everybody  clap your hands!” and make up to 12 people do the Cha Cha slid for 24 hours 

[championoftheravenqueen]

…. a level 20 bard can force you to do the Cha Cha Slide for a year and a day

[fat-mabari]

hi I’m sorry what the fuck?

[papershroud]

[min0uet]

regret.mp4

[head-in-the-bubbles]

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

[himejoshikomaeda]

invader zim filmed this

[hatsunemikuwu]

Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob

[the-privateer]

that context makes is 10000X funnier

[that-twink-over-there]

The Invader Zim laugh SENT ME

[everbrightandsearing]

I die a little inside every time someone says history is boring. History is one long, epic adventure with battles to be fought, royal scandals to be gossiped about, human rights to be protected. It can be comic and tragic, and it exhibits both the very best and the very worst of human nature. History is all about seemingly ordinary people doing extraordinary things, and that is why we all want to be remembered by it.

[jesuismurphy]

Hands down my favorite part of Night At The Museum is that it’s low key the plot of The Mummy (1999) but like, chill.

[jesuismurphy]

Like Rami Malek’s character isn’t like a mannequin come to life like the rest of them. He’s 100% a 3000 year old reanimated corpse. And everyone’s just fine with it.

[jesuismurphy]

He could just take the tablet and fully walk out of the museum and just live his life but he’s a bro and would rather be a glorified docent.

[leelbell]

Okay, but I love that night at the museum has the exact set up for a horror movie and the only reason it’s family friendly is because the characters choose to try and understand each other and be helpful. You could literally keep the entire opening and premise of the film and make an R rated horror flick.

[destiny-islanders]

If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“Please oh please open up your computer to a porn virus! If you don’t you’re evil!”

[history-student-against-antis]

Freeloader Comin’ through!

[moonlight-fox]

We didn’t start this war internet users have with ads - We might have moaned about banner ads, but it was only when they started making noises when we might be listening to music or a podcast or whatever, causing two sound sorces at once, that we started trying to block ads universally rather than just a specific type of ad (pop ups).

And since then ads have gotten worse - Actual malware rather than merely breaking one of the fundamental sins of web design - though shalt not autoplay anything with sound. And the more aggressive a website is with ‘please turn off adblock’ the less I trust it to bother to vet ads and advertisers to make sure they’re not installing malware.

[bramblepatch]

Not to mention that the idea that avoiding ads is “freeloading” is hilariously backward. Advertisement is a transaction between the platform and the advertiser, the user has no obligation to provide the views/clicks the platform has promised. Using an adblocker isn’t freeloading in the same way that leaving the room to get a snack during a commercial break isn’t cheating the tv network.

[pocosun]

Ok y’all, I work as a web developer and I’m here to tell you that you are 100% right and that it’s shit. SO I’m going to tell you how to get around websites that block you from using their website if you’re using an adblocker. 

Every website uses a language called JavaScript; long story short it’s a website language that allows developers to do the crazy shit you see on websites. Now the easiest thing to do is to disable JavaScript to stop them from knowing you have an adblocker:

Oh no! I’m blocked from viewing the website. It would be a terrible shame if I were able to right click and select the “inspect” feature

Click the three dots in the top right and open the “Settings” Menu

And then scrolled down to “Debugger” and checked the “Disable Javascript Option”

And then just refreshed the page

[eggfucker1]

Reblogging to save my life