shakespeare barbie ♡

“human glitter gel pen” ⁺˚⋆｡✩ sparkly pink girl on website with opinions ✩｡⋆ bastard typecast

[percyfraser]

MEAN GIRLS 2004 — dir. Mark Waters

[shakespeare-guy-anon]

don john you're so real for that

[quixotic-partridge]

Packing for a trip and one of my knights just suggested that I might not need 10 gowns for a 5 day journey.

I told him this is NOT what I pay him for and then promptly asked him to fasten my luggage closed while I sat on top of it

[the-tenth-arcanum]

henry vi + textposts

[linkloki]

Henry VI's plot is basically: for the first time ever! The king is a person! This is very bad news.

[sparklyshakespeare]

doing all of Henry VI (and a little bit of R3) in one sitting/2 hours this July i can’t wait to obsess over the medieval English monarchy all summer long!!! <3 <3

[sparklyshakespeare]

henry VI posting!!!!! 🩷🩷🩷

[dreamyhopes]

Henry VI be like

[greelin]

words like “charlatan” and “bastard” are so cool. but it is not good to be either of those things, supposedly

[themakeupbrush]

Madonna at the 2026 Met Gala.

The look is a reference to a painting by Leonora Carrington (below)

[sparklyshakespeare]

i should rather like to play Anne in R3 please!!!!

[happilyhadesbound]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Twelfth Night” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gender 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I am not that I play

My buddy Cesario, pacing: I am all the daughters of father's house. And all the brothers too

[wintercorrybriea2]

[velvetcloak]

Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, irregular choice

[measureformeasure]

women playing falstaff are always excellent

[themakeupbrush]

Robert Wun Couture 2025

[princesskuragina]

I know it can be difficult so happy father's day to the bastards remember that you are no less than your trueborn brother and you deserve to seize your rightful inheritance by any means necessary ✨