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she/21!

[anglaised]

white tumblr liberals if this site existed in 1800s america: idkkkkk i know slavery is bad but like uh i dont like when slaves say they want to kill plantation owners thats kinda icky like….uhh wheres ur empathy..? they are giving you a job…no seriously i know slavery is bad but like if you do a revolt and kill them for raping your women and using your children as alligator bait and skinning people alive to use their body as furniture you will just continue the cycle like you’ll be even worse than them! you cant hate them! wheres ur compassion dude they probably feel rlly bad about whipping you it probably gives them bad vibes

[hauntanelle]

one must imagine the tumblr mutual happy

[polari]

taylor swift is a tyrant for real like value neutral judgement but you can tell in her music the specific point that caligula started visiting her in dreams

[polari]

she has this 3d-printed mini desk recreation of the bust of caligula with whom she communicates daily and in order to evade football’s suspicions she told him it was jesus and he was like Niiice jesus is actually awesomesauce ❤️ Like jesus helps you with touchdowns🏈🔥 and she was like yess exactly and then asked caligula in perfect latin if he could connect her with the ghost of genghis khan so they can talk strategy

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[ebaybumpstock]

I’m flying a few lucky followers out to where ever

[judepiter]

ill never forget when my noob grandfather despawned right before my eyes

[targetedknowledge]

[0ddoblivion]

This kills me every time

[shikiimisaki]

[arael]

[ceruleanheaven]

[dogpuppy]

[sweet-tea-skitty]

Yeah that’s about right

[homophobla]

bisexual incel.. like no body FW u.. another classic bisexual fail

[homophobla]

If you can't tell, I'm currently honing my ability to write high quality prose.

[unclefather]

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop

[abortionado]

📈 kendallroy follow

I love you driving under the influence I love you cocaine I love you hostile takeover I love you ketamine I love you waiter……can’t imagine anything bad happening rn

🦌 deerofficial follow

about to cross the street lol

[frogmoss1]

dont know who kendall roy is assuming she hit a deer with her car i was just reblogging this because i thought the first bit was a stand-alone post and i agreed. lovely post thou i’m very much happy i got to see it cheers! x

[abortionado]

thanks. she actually didn’t hit the deer with her car

[hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate]

All "takes" on this blog reflect real policy that will come to pass in the dark era of my rule

[lornandleveled]

oh ok word