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It feels like hope.

[ssalmonn]

reblog if you ARE THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, you ARE THE CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH, or you SUPPORT SINGING

[thoodleoo]

language i’m learning: *uses an interesting grammatical construction that my native language doesn’t use*

me:

[sovereignbryce]

the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1′s and 20′s

[thatgirlonstage]

“The people think that you’re gods, what do you do?”

“…we go along with it.”

“Roll performance.”

“…I got a one.”

“Your foot gets caught in the stirrup while you try to dismount from the horse. You look ridiculous.”

“Well I rolled a twenty.”

“…somehow, a volcano stops erupting on your cue. Everyone falls to their knees in awe.”

[onionitis]

“I roll to come up with an escape plan”  “Alright roll” “…I got a one” “I try to convince the horse to break us out” “Roll…animal handling?” “I got a twenty”

[meraquaman-deactivated20181117]

[ferrettaur]

Booty shorts that say goblin on the butt

[dinuguan]

[lanadeldaddykink]

what happened to franz ferdinand

[lanadeldaddykink]

the band, not the archduke of austria

everyone knows what happened to him

[seventh-spheal]

I’m about to make a terrible decision.

[seventh-spheal]

[seventh-spheal]

[seventh-spheal]

[seventh-spheal]

Turns out the flavors cancel each other out, and the whole thing tastes like nothing.

[depechepacito]

hey man what the fuck

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

that was God shielding you

[lowreswunderbred]

Typical

[sadw3enie]

Twin Peaks The Return marketing: hoo hee who likes cherry pie an a damn fine coffe  

Actually Twin Peaks The Return: Welcome To Lynch Hell Naughty Children

[sadw3enie]

Twin Peaks The Return marketing: hoo hee who likes cherry pie an a damn fine coffe  

Actually Twin Peaks The Return: Welcome To Lynch Hell Naughty Children

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

TWIN PEAKS STARTS AGAIN TONIGHT

[lesbianfreyja]

being around straight people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m gay” as a valid, sensible answer to a question

[gungan-gundam]

being around gay people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m straight” as a valid, sensible answer to a question

[madeofmoons]

oh no, we talk about straight people all the time, and “because they’re straight” is used very frequently to explain their many flaws

[elucubrare]

WebMD Middle Ages

Q: I have, of late, felt strange pain in mine elbow

A: Prepare thy soul to be shriven, for thou hast THE PLAGUE

[sashayed]

Try These Home Remedyes

take in thy hand a Scourge haveing 3 Tayles, and with it flagellate thy sinnful bodye in the publick Road, begging Mercie of God 

have Lesse blood

hast thou tryed Arsenic

Was Thys Helpfull aye | nay 36 out of 39 serfs founde thys helpfull

[sparkitors]

snapchat, insta, and quidditch=games that gryffindor just can’t lose. 

amazing illos & hilarz captions created exclusively for SparkNotes by the awesome @sasmilledge

[thesanityclause]

God I love these!

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[rumze]

it would funny if it didn’t hurt inside

[fuks]

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