I Ain't Got Time For This

[withdreamsofhereafter]

Artworks by Luka Samkharadze

[swarnpert]

whoever made that post that's like "depressed people aren't listening to sad music they're listening to wild ones by flo rida at 7 in the morning" has ruined my life. sitting in my car outside work right now feeling like shit emotionally but at least hollaback girl is playing on the radio

[swarnpert]

this shit is bananas.

[aro-narcissus]

Starting a collection

[charlesoberonn]

♫ It's fun to stay at the ♫

[power-handmaiden]

Tinglepost 397: Not Pounded By This T-Rex On The USA Men’s Hockey Team Because It Turns Out He’s A MAGA Dork

For the first time in a while I found out about a new tingler dropping not from seeing it on tumblr, but from seeing it mentioned in my book club's group chat. Right after it came out, folks were already talking about this one!!

I got a similar energy from this one as I did from parts of Trans Wizard Harriet Porber. This tingler has no chill. No subtlety, even by the standards of tinglers. Just as blatant as you can get. It's glorious. I had a blast reading this one. I was cackling with delight, sharing with my wife, screenshotting a few paragraphs for my book club so the non-tingler-readers could see what they're missing.

One of the most well-known parts of Dr. Tingle's whole deal is his dedication to proving love, that makes it all the more effective when something like this comes up that really makes him go off. It also makes for a satisfying contrast to the type of person being criticized in this tingler, conservatives who try to mask their leanings and pretend that there is more nuance to their political beliefs than there really is.

[cannibalchicken]

[zluty-spendlik]

[geeseareassholes]

[haaarpb]

ok: i did a very stupid comic put it up on bluesky and immediately got embarrassed and deleted it BUT: im puttin it up again here so u guys cannot judge me

[dragongirlsweetie]

tech companies are always like We have just developed a revolutionary new feature that will automatically leak your private information to the entire internet without you needing to lift a finger

[thwrangis]

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

[mollyjames]

I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily

[crplpunkklavier]

sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and put "text your friend whom you love and genuinely want to talk to" on your to-do list because otherwise it is not getting done

[crplpunkklavier]

honestly so glad this one is gaining traction. just saw it in my notifications and went "MAN ALRIGHT" to text yet another person i have been genuinely wanting to text back for days

[drchucktingle]

a world where fantastical sexuality in art is not seen as a gutter to emerge from

i think the fact that i can say over and over again 'i am not being ironic, this is not a bit, my books are not a joke' and have people on the right AND left just say 'NO YOU ARE' to my face (or my mask) over and over again is very telling. culture just cannot deal with neurodivergent people yet

i am very thankful i have the confidence to weather decades of people calling my work ‘shit posts’ or ‘intentionally bad’. i think it has personally made me very strong and confident in my art, but it is fascinating how hard it is for some folks to even CONCEIVE of someone this different than them

most creators have these BIG DREAMS and goals, like winning an oscar or traditionally publishing a book: my dream is to live in a world where the average person has a relationship with joy and sincerity and sexuality and fantasy that makes my books seem not outrageous at all. which is how i see them

i know buds mean well when they post stuff like ‘i cant believe chuck tingle went from erotica to traditional bestseller lists’ and thats FINE. i take it in the kind way it is intended. at same time, i want to live in a world where fantastical sexuality in art is not seen as a gutter to emerge from

when i finally trot off and ride that lonesome train, my biggest hope is that someone like me will have JUST SLIGHTLY fewer folks insisting that they must be a character or a joke or an ironic creation because no REAL person would do that. i am real. they will be real too. HERES TO THEM

[radiqueer]

Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget

[aromanticduck]

Transactional: everything has to be exactly 50/50 all the time, pay me back for the £5 sandwich or buy me something worth exactly £5, I refuse to make an effort for you if there’s nothing in it for me

Reciprocal: you were there for me when I needed help, and I’m going to do the same for you, it doesn’t matter if one of us needs more or is capable of less, because the point is not equivalent exchange but mutual care

[raystarkitty]

Often I ask the question… what if i was a oumblebee 🐝

[apolladay]

Sexiest math operation?

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[rogueinkglitch]

[bedupolker]

Some commissions from earlier this year, thank you for the support!

[coldcrashpictures]

Does anyone have some good news to share?

[coldcrashpictures]

Evangelicals dni

[thememedaddy]

[raviolihailstorm]