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jeffcross5000

jenjen4280

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.

gloriousclio

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

puffsaddy

capacity

They were too afraid to draw him with a huge bulge barely being held back by his panties bc it would be too powerful and sexy they were scared. He shouldn’t be hairless either but I’m getting greedy. And where’s the belly button ring?

myniggascouture

Or, Could it just be that his tuck game is on point?

capacity

Ohh my apologies this is a queen dedicated to her craft I see that now

hemipenal-system

dragon who doesn’t recognize your heraldry. what noble house are you from?

…bisexual? huh. they make noble houses for anything these days

oh, you’re not a knight? you’re just- why are you bearing a standard if- pride? whats that? dragons like to be prideful sometimes. that sounds cool

oh, that’s it? the dragon has been doing that for centuries. she’s a big fan of women. why do you have an event for that

oh the answer is that humans suck isn’t it. loser behavior of them, she fears

the-haiku-bot

…bisexual? huh.

they make noble houses for

anything these days

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

bedupolker

special-lucky-chosen-one

I like when someone invents a new and disturbing way to Decorate Wrong

were--ralph

i got all these followers and none of them want to be my sugar daddy

thevanillahorizon

we're all too broke to sugar daddy ralph, we can't even splenda papa unless we steal the packets from the coffee shop at this point.

were--ralph

honestly fair

randomalistic

Big chomping mouthful of fucking soils

whatcoloristhatcat

dirt one

voidycatboi

Another one bites the dust

everyday-cutephoto

fangorn-forest

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

paperjoshi

on it boss

paperjoshi

trapped in the catacombs boss

cannibalchicken

guooey

- A Psalm for the Wild-Built, Becky Chambers // kagonekoshiro

the-muppet-joker

Alright, I'm finally done being shown visions by the various Spirits of Dashcons Past, Present, and Future. APPARANTLY, when I was killed in my duel last year, my restless soul which has been tethered to the ballpit (leaving me a husk of my former self), has become a Jost (Joker Ghost), and has been viciously haunting the people and clowns behind the Dashcon 2 experience. I am unable to attend Physical Dashcon (the Jost will destroy me on sight), so the only way I can stop it is by presenting a panel at Virtual Dashcon. This twisted ritual should HOPEFULLY bring some peace to my stupid unbound soul. LE SIGH!

Anyway, if any of you wish to observe my Very Sinister Arcane Ritual, feel free to purchase tickets for Virtual Dashcon. My panel will obviously be the Muppet Joker's Quiet Sock Puppet Craft Corner, but in addition to that there will be plenty of other virtual panels to put your eyeballs on as well as video footage of the Physical Happenings of Real Dashcon, including yet another violent execution. When will it be enough blood, Dashcon? When will the ballpit be satisfied?