dumb, hilarious bitch

Rhiannon | UK | 18+ | She/her adjacent | Yannie on Ao3

[enki2]

[dallydewdrop]

strength training my pinky finger so i can make better promises

[ttaibhse]

love this can’t believe it only has 1 like

[darkwebdad-deactivated20160207]

when people bring up your past

[landmineblogging]

[landmineblogging]

[fairycosmos]

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

[largishcat]

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

[zealotarchaeologist]

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

[mousegirlheart]

[seaemberthesecond]

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

[nonlynear]

sorry about me. or youre welcome. depending

[greelin]

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

[greelin]

no worries if not. will be thinking of you regardless

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[jennelikejennay]

turn your attention to The Character

[segamascott]

dude i recently got a fulltime job and how the fuck do you post so much and so well while being employed. how is is this possible

i'm a horrible employee 🔥

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[c4zer]

oh ok

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[cogneartive]

can i please get more pictures like this. this how it feel

[cogneartive]

more examples

[megalomari]

the brightest star ✨