Live in peace and plant potatoes and dream!

Lesbianism, books, German memes, and whatever else won't leave my brain at the moment. Occasionally nsfw. #1 Deadloch fan 24 | she/her

[spektrolith]

ytitty hatte recht. halt dein maul

[iwannarunawayandbeapirate]

got curious because idk how well-known this is internationally so:

Are you familiar with twist bread/Stockbrot?

Yes; I'm German

No; I'm German

Yes; I'm not German

No; I'm not German

Nuance button

Remaining time: 5 days 17 hours

[dansasterology]

STOPPPPPPOP OH MY GOD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ceruleanheaven]

i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[probablily]

i Do love posting a new fic like, guys do you like it :) and then its like a very slightly different variation on things that that I have Already Written About

[gurlonawalk]

every time i see a woman i’m like good for her. coolest girl alive

[gurlonawalk]

this was meant to say every time i see a woman riding a skateboard but also yes

[allthespoons]

ai could simply never create a body of fanfictional work that is so revealing about the author that it borders on humiliating.

[kaylapocalypse]

There is always this moment, when I am close to people, and they are being themselves, when they hit a critical mass of it.

When they’re finally free to not be embarrassed of themselves, when they know their impulses are understood, when they can just start saying inside thoughts out loud, where—all at once—it feels like seeing them for the very first time again.

Like the very first day we Met.

But this time, they are a new animal. A real one.

And it always makes me want to take their face between my hands and say

“There you are….there you are! I have found You, at last!”

And after that happens, I cannot help but love them for the rest of my life.

Sometimes I wonder if that’s how God sees us all. And that’s why it’s so easy for Him to love us.

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[justsomeguycore]

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[justsomeguycore]

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[seshrat]

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

[fractally]

Fem!Ilya CRASHED OUT over Becky’s So Hot during the straight fem!Shane era btw. Like fully doing extremely aggressive kickboxing and snarling “guess you’re getting fucked real good now”

[wingsseni]

[kolkhoznitsa]

It is so hot these days I'm feeling like dulcie in season 2