maybe spit some blood at the camera

becket | he/him | 24 | the mountain goats enthusiast

[coffeeeandbaileys]

when someone dislikes an acclaimed movie i love: you just enjoy being a contrarian

when i dislike an acclaimed movie: i'm the only one who can see the truth

[infertilityidol]

Lord help me I'm playing bg3 again

[infertilityidol]

thank you Cathy your support means the world

[infertilityidol]

Cathy you're scaring me

[curioscurio]

think again motherfucker

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[kelseyfun]

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

[angelspouse]

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

[reishidreams]

Reishi farmin’

[localgothdiz-archive]

It’s the Mush Room

[botanyshitposts]

this is where u wake up to get judged when u die 

[cipheramnesia]

Interdimensional House of Pancakes

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[shotofchinaco]

Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)

[memewhore]

[turnabout]

these two communicate on a level we cannot understand with current language.

[unclefather]

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

[dangerousturkey]

since the what

[unclefather]

come here and sit down right now

[dangerousturkey]

Oh i’ve seen this before witch you wont get me

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[hyperlexichypatia]

People in the notes are saying "You can!" referring just to the hospital visitation part, and sure (depending). But people should have access to ALL of the benefits of marriage without needing to be married.

You should be able to add anyone you want on your health insurance plan.

You should be able to sponsor the visa of anyone you choose to move to your home country.

You should be able to name anyone you choose as the legal-from-birth legal coparent of any child you give birth to.

You should be able to apply for student aid on your own at any age.

And yes, yes, ideally healthcare and college should be free, international migration should be unrestricted, and the entire concept of legal parenthood should be rewritten from the ground up. But right now we're talking about marriage benefits.

[captain-price-returns]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[eldritchscholar]

#kind of a milf reblog

[starscreamhecatoncheries]

I won't apologize

[rogueinkglitch]

How the hell could I possibly explain this post to somebody not on tumblr

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[3000s]

[edwardrockbell]

oh my god it’s him