Spicy Crops

[spicyfyuu]

EraserMic Dragon Age au in which Shouta was a Saarebas and Hizashi is formally Tranquil.

Very angsty au about traumatized people so of course I drew smut for it :D

Full piece is on my BlueSky

Read more will have a basic description of what a Saarebas and Tranquil are. Also feel free to ask about the au if your curious, love yapping about em. Even though I lost most of it when I deleted my twitter :D

Taken from the wiki cause im shit at explaining things

Saarebas (Qunlat for "dangerous thing") is a Qunari word for a mage, as well as a title given to all Qunari mages. Saarebas are prisoners within their own body, donning a set of heavy pauldrons with chains attached to them, perhaps to act as a form of leash, while their faces are hidden beneath a metal visor. In extreme cases their lips may be stitched together. If found practicing forbidden magic, their tongues are cut out to prevent them from corrupting others.

The Tranquil are mages who went through the Rite of Tranquility and belong to the Formari of the Circle. The Rite cuts off the connection to the Fade, and the Tranquil can no longer dream nor draw on the Fade to perform magic. As a side effect, their emotional center is utterly removed, which makes them undesirable to be possessed by demons in the first place. (Think of it as a magical lobotomy that not only removes your ability to do magic but also your emotions, wants and desires)

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[beegonethots]

Explaining tumblr to anyone

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[amphibianshaped]

deep

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

tinder link in bio.

[swoopyswish]

the replies:

[newtgeiszler]

*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

[funnelcloudd]

[probably-crazy-writer]

I’m sobbing

[kleefkruid]

I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves

[ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

[ihavemace]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

her pussy

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

OUTTA MY WAY IM BOUT TO GE- ouchie. Ouch. Ouchie.

[gigglepuffpixie]

get back here and share that with the class

[ivorylungs]

Will I be executed on the spot if I link where I posted all my ‘Perfect Date’ (N S F W) comic to read?

[messygoku]

why does every single one of your faves has to have a monster cock. some of them are packing peanuts and that's okay, just goes to show you a lot of you equate big penises with a better sexual performance. alas, we move on

[nonamehorse]

Karl marx spoke about this

[nonamehorse]

I mean by that that he spoke about people equating being rich with working hard

[vendetta06]

they invented Leon Kennedy so we can all be perverts together

[vendetta06]

[blue-noir-art]

I just wanna be your sweetheart

Full (ns4w) version on my Patre0n

patreon | commission info | twitter | bluesky | instagram

[gasp3gasp]

Panel redraw from the 2nd page of Pick On, my extremely long #erasermic comic that I recently released in a PDF! I started drawing it years ago, so the art style slowly changes throughout the story. Original panel down here!

Here’s the plot: “Eraserhead is supposed to throw every criminal who crosses his path in jail, but Present Mic is the exception to the rule. Not only are they involved in a -ahem- physical relationship: feelings start to get involved, at least on Aizawa’s part… What could possibly go wrong??”

You can buy it from my patr3on shop or become a supporter and have access to all my other comics and illustrations (best option since Pick On takes place in a AU!)

[spamtown-usa]

The Mysterious Pervert has reblogged your post

The Mysterious Pervert has deleted their reblog

Lovely Mutual has reblogged your post

[yamada-ryo]

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

[retroactivebakeries]

[deviantplum]

Me reading "CNC": Consensual non-consent

Me reading "water jetting and steel screeching": oh so it's really niche consensual non-consent

[gasp3gasp]

…Here’s the link to the comic || …and my patr3on, if you want to subscribe!

This is the kind of stuff you’ll find inside Pick On, and On, and On!, a massive 92 pages erasermic AU fancomic. I know the majority of you is thirsty for these two "old" men, so… enjoy😏 (if it wasn’t clear enough, this is a comic for an adult audience!)

"Eraserhead is supposed to throw every criminal who crosses his path in jail, but Present Mic is the exception to the rule. Not only are they involved in a -ahem- physical relationship: feelings start to get involved, at least on Aizawa’s part… What could possibly go wrong??"

This PDF is a complete version of Pick On, now including the full story (part 1 + part 2, never released before in a smooth, readable order), the original cover, two new covers and a new timeskip illustration: 92 colored pages in total!

This story is part of a bigger timeline:

→ a prequel comic set before these events: HIT STRINGS IN DISSONANCE

→ a short PWP (fandom, you know what I’m talking about): NO AIR TO BREATHE → the one and only ✨ PICK ON, AND ON, AND ON! ✨ → another PWP with a self-explanatory title: ZASHI GETS D***** DOWN FOR GOOD REASON

→ various illustrations and even an unfinished but still readable post-Pick On comic.

Some moments in this comic reference events from the prequels, so if you want the full experience, you can find all the things I mentioned on my Patreon. Also, note that I started drawing Pick On during September 2022, so the art style will change throughout the story.

⚠️ IMPORTANT: If you already purchased Pick On part 1, I recommend you to access the full version through my Patreon tiers, along with all my other comics and illustrations. This way not only you won’t pay again for part of a comic you already purchased, but you’ll have an even more complete experience of the villain!Mic universe. And remember that you can unsubscribe whenever you want! 

Thank you all!

[sinizade]

Fenris is such a gentleman giving Hawke, who was suffering from back pain, a massage ❤️

Full on my Patreon

[doggirldick]

imagine if cocks could self-lubricate, like they could secrete ooze

[doggirldick]