satan's left tiddy

Old and crotchety. Vaguely a woman, but possibly several goblins in a trench coat. Queer as FUUCK.

[insomniac-arrest]

me, logging into tumblr and seeing some stupid shit in the replies section, gritting my teeth:

[shinelikethunder]

who knows upon what Takes they fed their addle-brained disputes?

[missdibley]

[modernsuperhero]

the rubber duck

[arsonistblue]

For anyone curious what they mean by the rubber duck, rubber duck debugging is a tactic used by programmers to figure out bugs in the code. To do it, they explain the code, verbally, line by line, to the rubber duck until they find it. 

It’s also very useful for writers, and I’ve used it multiple times with rubber ducks, stuffed animals, and my friends.

[brunhiddensmusings]

“when i say it out loud i realize where the stupid was”

[theslowesthnery]

look at this baby and tell me again how the minotaur would’ve been a horrible beast even as a child

[isaidan]

[deep-space-babe-deactivated2015]

Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer. Th e

[zrivie]

witcher + reductress headlines (pt 3)

[spicyheckboi]

I should not be allowed to wear button downs. I immediately become possessed by the spirit of a man named Kyle and turn into a fuckboi. They make me too gay and too powerful. I must be stopped.

[spicyheckboi]

So I cut all my hair off again.

[hetero-plausible]

[tennant]

David Tennant as Peter Vincent FRIGHT NIGHT (2011), dir. Craig Gillespie

[spicyheckboi]

My backyard tomato plant has little baby tomatoes on it. I'm so proud 🥺💚

[sunnydogslurry-deactivated20260]

gender is a fucking mess how about we have gay sex instead

[zagreus]

love how Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt fucked so hard that everyone was just like “ok that’s his song now”

[wagamaggot]

that everyone includes trent reznor

[spicyheckboi]

Surgery recovery chic

[coyotepack-official]

[jenniferrpovey]

Because this is apparently stick up for wolves day.

Wolf reintroduction in Yellowstone has changed the ecosystem *significantly*.

One remarkable thing that was not predicted that demonstrates how interlinked these things are:

Wolf eat elk.

Elk eat fewer willows.

Willows become healthier.

Number of beavers increase.

Number of songbirds increase.

Overall health of streams increases.

Number of fish increases.

Water table stabilizes.

This is called a “trophic cascade” and we normally see them as bad things. But a positive trophic cascade is an amazing thing, and apparently nobody predicted this one.

What they didn’t predict was that wolf predation would keep elk on the move so they wouldn’t overgraze a specific area.

When the elk overgrazed the willows, they removed the best source of food for beavers during the winter.

Once that stopped happening, the beaver population rebounded and it turns out beavers are pretty good for the entire ecosystem.

[odd-lil-duck]

[addelburgh]

[mioinne-deactivated20141223]

TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]