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Okay listen....I know this joke doesn't work cause Eridians can't "see" but uh....just imagine there's one of them weird crystals in there lol...I dunno. I kept thinking "How can I make Adrian EVEN BIGGER" Sky's the limit, folks, lol.

specialagentartemis

So I hear we're making fun of Ryan Gosling for being a Brand Ambassador for a fancy watch company.

Anyway this is my proposal for where Ryland Grace got that expensive watch.

maybmila

Awwwwwghhwww

Despite only having posted stupid videos and a joke comic, I promise I do draw bloodymary with some seriousness and effort. sometimes. Happy pride

alemanriq

Rocky and their fleshy blob pet best friend pt 1

chubs-deuce

the most important sound

neonglowxx

Mini comic based on a scene from bloodymary fic "where nothing bleeds" by intrstellarisms, really enjoyed it and wanted to draw one of my favorite scenes from it (link for the fic).

(i'll be honest, i also wanted to draw extra panel of Rocky putting his claw on the tombstone... maybe i should've included that...)

tomorobo-illust

See hi-res version here: patreon.com/posts/160015123

The first time Uncle Grace and Simon met Rocky and Adrian's newly born pebbles.

After making this comic: [ tomorobo-illust.tumblr.com/post/816777870544453632/see-hi-res-version-here ] I couldn't stop thinking of the names the new Eridian children would have owo

tedisfishing

funi in my head, stupid in execution. Anyway, happy pride.

crackshipsandregret

Curious pebble (2/?)

Part 1 // Part 3

crackshipsandregret

Curious pebble (3/?)

Part 1 / Part 2

A massive shoutout to @thereal-sillyguy for making everyone's favorite pebble into a gif! I very literally couldn't have done it without them!

stillnotsquashed

Damian: Out of respect for the Robin name, I have been researching the person who originated it: Mary Grayson (nee Lloyd). Bruce: Oh, find anything good? Damian: Were you aware she had a criminal record? Bruce: Yes. Tim: Of course. I have a copy of it at home. Jason: I mean I didn't. But I'm not surprised. Damian: Why not? Jason: Because I've met her son. I imagine Mary Grayson was involved in every anti-authoritarian protest she came across on her travels. What I would be more interested in is learning exactly what Janet Drake was up to to create Master Stalker over there.

panaxolotl25

Jason Has A Type

Everyone knows it.

Bruce knows it. The rest of the batfam knows it. Hell, even Jason is aware but doesn't want to admit it.

When it comes to romance, he has a type. Each one either has tried to kill him or isn't completely human.

So, when it came out that Jason gained a new boyfriend, bets and theories among the family began ranging from how long it would last and if this one was a meta to if the boyfriend was Kryptonian, a clone, or someone from the LOA. Other than the seemingly lack of information and the whole adoption bait look, Jason's boyfriend was a regular civilian. A college student from somewhere in Illinois that's double majoring in astronomy and engineering at Gotham University.

Was he running from something based on how jumpy he is and how too clean his record was? Most likely but other than that he cared for Jason as much as they could tell from snooping.

After months of ignoring and avoiding the snooping and pleading from the batfam, Jason just wanted to end the theories and bets once and for all, so he invited Danny to family dinner at the manor. Everything was going fine.

Until Danny's eyes flashed a toxic green as a stray knife from Damian went through his shoulder and he simply moved over in his seat, the knife embedded into the chair.

It was almost a Lazarus green.

Money traded hands and all hell broke loose.

megasweetbones

Okay, I'm so sorry. But what if Danny didn't?

What if Jason told Danny that they were going to do stupid tests? What if Danny got tired of their bullshit. Especially as it put Jason in danger? He knows that Jason is like him and will recover quickly, but Danny's a protective spirit. And he's so fucking done. So, like usual, he goes for the bit that will traumatize everyone.

He lets the knife pierce his shoulder. He looks wide eyed and confused, until his eyes land on the blade and blow out.

"Oh. Uh-ummmm..... heh.... what the fuck is wrong with all of you?" And passes out.

a-pan-with-pots

Danny has gotten really good at controlling the speed of his pulse and breathing too. Technically he doesn't need to do either. He just does it to maintain the appearance of humanity.

Danny looks down at the knife in his shoulder with wide eyes turning to look at the batfam with wide scared eyes "What's wrong with all of you?" Dramatically falls over ontop of the knife making rhe injury intentionally worse and starts to slow his breathing and heartrate. As well as letting his ghostly nature slowly turn him paler and make his skin grow colder. If he really wants to go far he can make his breath give off a death rattle. It works similarly to how he accesses his wail only when he's in human form and more closed off. Just really full blown scare the absolute shit out of them.