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my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

just-sans-things

someone contact my fucking lawyers

helllnotes

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

3000s

i think i had this image printed at cvs

sillydeimos

some of my recently made guys and also showing torture cause i dont think i showed her off

h0use-fly

Owed

annabelle--cane

my personal favorite "ryland grace is so infatuated with this fucking rock that it's actively breaking his brain" moment, from chapter twenty-nine:

So that’s what I’m left with. Option 1: Go home a hero and save all of humanity. Option 2: Go to Erid, save an alien species, and starve to death shortly after.

I pull on my hair.

I sob into my hands. It’s cathartic and exhausting.

All I see when I close my eyes is Rocky’s dumb carapace and his little arms always fidgeting with something.

harvocel

hail mary, full of--

#ohhhhhhhhhh.

imverylucky

im in love with a damn noob

fr3nstimu1ator

deadeyesopened

wyrmicelli

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

thundergrace

If you live in Detroit, it is strongly recommended that you don't breathe.

missanniewhimsy

As someone in WI, this whole region is awful so please be careful friends! (7/16/2026)

nyantara

Please put on your N95s. The same ones used for covid will filter particulate pollution. I lived in a city with yearly winter pollution levels like this and its a serious carcinogenic and respiratory disease risk. If you can pay for it, you might as well get an indoor air filter to sleep in because the cause is systemic.

mathematikerin-freyja

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of gilded socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?