Zaphod's just this guy, yaknow?

Always looking for more metaphorical trains (she/they)

[thoodleoo]

"homer was a real person" "homer wasnt a real person" "homer was real and he was a woman" enough of this debate. homer IS real and if youre currently reading the iliad or odyssey youre homer now

[catgirlelric]

homer is real and he is married.to marge :)

[intheholler]

[thecryptkeeper]

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[offbrandbeethoven-blog]

i

[immortalcheesewedge]

balance

[jay72664]

I can’t NOT like it, but it has to remain balanced.

[trashcangimmick]

[electricpurrs]

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[foxgirltail]

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

[benadieshekiel]

NGE Children

[freshlydelivereddarce]

asuka isnt there cause shes homophobic

[titsay]

guardian of the forest

[legojackmanz]

Every X-Files episode is like

Mt. St. Dr. Ms. Special Agent Dana “Perfect” Scully: I think this person died from any variety of causes, we should study the crime scene and-

Special Agent Fucks Mulder: (takes a rip from the cigar the victim smoked right before they died) it’s 110% the sascrunch, I will accept no other explanation

[teathattast]

[the-muppet-joker]

What The Mupp

[shithowdy]

from a certain standpoint birdwatching is a sort of gacha

[michaelmcdonaldofficial]

deeply deeply deeply intrigued by the wall art choices from this zillow listing i found in Quebec