Not A Bot Or A Potato

I am NOT a potato.

[fullcravings]

30-Minute Gulab Jamun (Soft, Juicy, Foolproof!)

[nerdreamer]

[samwisefamgee]

[etaka]

[aromancy]

[meshugenist]

[tj99er]

Why are you doing that? What the fuck is wrong with you??

[maidthings]

it's uncanny how easy it is

[enki2]

[cali]

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

[dralphabet]

[dehydratedbunny]

I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur has gotten SO MUCH muscle back because she plays like this with Belphie every night. thirteen year old cat jumping around like a kitten!

[pangur-and-grim]

they tuckered each other out. and now they sleep

[ralfmaximus]

What If We Made Advertising Illegal?

What if we banned all advertising? Not regulate it—abolish it. This proposal would transform manipulation machines, and maybe save democracy

Even as an advertiser (especially as an advertiser), I am convinced that outlawing advertising is the best thing we can do for our world now. More than gun control. More than tackling climate change. More than lowering the price of eggs. Removing these advanced manipulation tools would force everyone—politicians included—to snap back into reality. By outlawing advertising, the machinery of mass delusion would lose its most addictive and toxic fuel.

I started out reading this smugly saying to myself yeah, right.

But by the end I'm sold. Let's ban advertising.

We can start small, maybe with city ordinances. Then roll it out county wide, then at the state level. Once other states see how quiet and sane things can be, they'll adopt the ban too. The ones that don't will remain snarling islands of rage & delusion until the people move away.

Let's ban advertising.

[e-the-village-cryptid]

the entire state of vermont already banned roadside billboards years and years ago. change is possible!!

[bprdeeznuts]

[wedding-shemp]

Happy 29th anniversary of Hellboy getting banned from the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

[starfoozle]

Well this is a new one.

[speedlimit15]

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

[speedlimit15]

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

World's most tense egg and spoon race

[green-great-dragon]

this somehow became the funniest thing on earth in my head and I had to draw it so

[no-chill-at-all]

[issablogyall]

[babyjumpingspider]

[wiki-pe-ttanko]

vaguing:

"just wear women's clothes"

great advice if you are not fat and also tall at the same time. your experience is not universal. shopping for womens clothes ruins my fucking day because none of the shit i want to wear actually fits me

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[spearmintfox]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Vampires where blood groups matter. Drinking off an incompatible blood group makes you extremely ill. Vampires can also feed from each other, and sometimes will as a bonding or dominance thing, so they have an organically evolved blood-group-based social caste system.

[wandringaesthetic]

Wait wait wait does that mean if I become a vampire all the other vampires are going to feed on my O- vampire blood.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yes

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#you could say it's the omegaverse- (GUNSHOTS)

Hmm. Post cancelled.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

POST DOUBLE CANCELLED

[l0rm]

Wait so would O- be at the top or the bottom of the system?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Bottom. Everyone can eat them and they can eat no one but their own.

[kactusnz]

assigned bottom by derin

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Post. Triple. Cancelled.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I wrote this btw and it was accidentally 18 chapters

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#oh fuck you Derin#i have shit i needed to do today#i feel like i had this conversation with you#about Copy|Paste

You were already on Tumblr so you probably weren't gonna get that stuff done today anyway

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Someone hacked into and deleted my Tumblr while I was using it. All of my posts gained red text and the letters swirled around like a tornado before being scattered off screen. Presumably for others to use in their text posts

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[daily-big-cat]

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