i'll get over it, i just gotta be dramatic first

umbrella academy | six of crows | carry on | lunar chronicles | everything else i’m slightly obsessed with

[starwarsrebels]

GRISHAWEEN 2021 costumes/hiding in plain sight

[worgengel]

Kaz Brekker ♣♥♠♦

[spikedmadness]

This is a tumblr hug! Send it to ten of your favorite followers and don’t break the chain!

awww thanks!

[margokesses]

This is def one of the best spiderman edits i’ve ever seen. The transitions are *chefs kiss*

From Akeditx on youtube!!

[driflloon]

good morning everyone lets just go back to sleep

[triss19]

This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are. 

OHMYGOD IT’S ATTACKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

[loremerchant]

I know just the man for the job.

[whomthegodswoulddestroy]

This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.

[prehistoricsilverfish]

@explainingthejoke ?

[explainingthejoke]

The initial image is a size comparison between the statue of liberty and a wind turbine. The wind turbine is over ninety feet (about 28 meters) taller.

A commenter pretended to misinterpret the image as one of a wind turbine attacking the statue of liberty. The next commenter answered with an image of Don Quixote, a literary character who once thought a windmill was a monster and announced his plans to fight it. They are joking that if a wind turbine attacked the statue of liberty, Don Quixote would be willing to fight the wind turbine.

Incidentally, that scene led to the English idiom “tilting at windmills,” meaning a person who has not only disproportionate reactions of anger, but disproportionate reactions of anger to nonexistent challenges.

[jenroses]

So all those people who are fighting to preserve coal jobs and the fossil fuel economy are….

actually…

tilting at windmills.

[kingatticus]

I feel like this is one of the very few times where explaining the joke leads to another one that everyone can now understand and laugh at

[kikakat17]

This an amazing post

[norcross]

real quality, start to finish.

[i-love-all-books]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

[melon-official]

i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today

[melon-official]

[melon-official]

thanks guys while im here PLEASE put an acne option on your picrews

[dreamingrobots]

[image ID:

first image: a banner that says “this post must be reblogged by everyone”.

second image: “for the people in my notes who don’t like the banner addition”. followed by screenshots of tags showing appreciation for the post and thanking the op.

third image: in various fonts, text that says “people usually don’t care about this. skin conditions are often stigmatized and overlooked. as a result people with skin conditions are led to believe that their worth is lessened because of how they look.”

fourth image: “if you really don’t wanna reblog it that bad and/or opt to complain about it, you don’t have to. but think about why” end ID.]

[hurdygurdywizard]

Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter? Doctor: Anaesthetic.

[luckticket]

[flower-and-thorn-deactivated202]

[spaceviral-archive-deactivated2]

“Your mental illness is all in your head” where did you think it was????? my ass????

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[boxofsoap]

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[meggiebrick]

I love fanfic so so so much.

[sweetteaa19]

Canon: Am I joke to you?

[ursulaismymiddlename]

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

[circuits-unending]

rjjrrjrjfjrkekekdjtjjwjejrirjfksjwk the last one sENT ME

[mysharona1987]

“I am apolitical.”

Nah, I mean, you very much *are* political. You just don’t realize it.

[stacey-thomas-deactivated201910]

‘I Take Issue’ project- wrote my first graphic novelette! Not something I’d normally say, but I’m super proud of this.

(please excuse the weird layout, it’s formatted for printing rather than internet)

[erebusodora-deactivated20190104]

I had to reblog this. Because it’s not only beautifully painted, its idea is something that needs to be shared, again and again, so that more people will take their bloody buckets off.

Thank you for making this.

[link-kokiri-hyrule-87]

This is Very powerfull

[halcyon1796]

I love Miles Morales and his dad!!!!!!

[aleapofbread]

Im crying this is too beautiful

[mysharona1987]

“I am apolitical.”

Nah, I mean, you very much *are* political. You just don’t realize it.

[xxxkokin]

The Half of It (2020)

WHAT THE HELL

i was scrolling through the asian wlw tag and someone recommended this movie so i ended up watching it–

THE HALF OF IT (on netflix) IS SO AWESOME AHHHHHHHHHHH

first of all. the asian dad who sits and watches tv all day and no-one can hear through his accent is on point. and then, and then–(spoiler) ELLIE’S REACTION WHEN ASTER FULL ON JUST. TOOK HER ON A DATE. JUST KISS EACH OTHER ALREADY SKHJFDFNJHBCDBFH.

i command all of you to watch it, or die by my sword