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Tennants' Trip to Morrisons! :D❤ (a UK supermarket) put together from Georgia's stories on insta. This is a fucking masterpiece! :D
This is the cutest thing 😆 "We're more interesting than this!" "I don't think we are."
A season 2 trilogy:
✨ height difference ✨
GABRIEL & BEELZEBUB (INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY) | GOOD OMENS
Nice shot of the top few rows of Jim's vest.
So I noticed something in the gifset below...
(originally posted by @fuckyeahgoodomens and used with their permission)
THE FLOOR IS MADE OF WATER.
You can see it clearly in the second gif.
For those of you not up on your bible trivia, in the gospel of Matthew, Jesus walks on water and the disciples think he is a spirit. So Jesus invites Peter to walk on water to see that it’s Him. Peter walks on water until he loses faith and starts to sink!
You notice they start out walking on the water together and Aziraphale successfully walks on water because he has faith, but after a few steps Crowley starts to sink because he’s lost his faith!
I can’t with this show.
(Do you think Aziraphale secretly hopes that one day Crowley won’t sink?)
What’s your favorite bird call of this bunch I hear all the time (Northeastern USA)
Robin song (clear whistle: “cheer-up, cheerio”?)
Chickadee song (high “MEEe mo mo”) or call (“CHICk-A-dee-dee-dee”)
Red-winged blackbird (low ascending croak/trill burst: “conk-La-RHEE@$!#%!!!”)
Mourning dove (sleepy “hoo… hooWOOooo hoo… hoo…” Not an owl, turns out.)
Cardinal (laser sounds, “WOOP WOOP! BWEEow PEEoh! purDY purDY purDY purDY!” etc)
Blue Jay (loud harsh piercing “JEEr JEeR!”)
Red-bellied woodpecker (squeaks, squawks, & trills kinda like maniacal laughter)
A different bird!
Can’t choose between multiple favs!
I don’t know bird sounds??
Results are in! Actually they closed a while ago but I forgot about this. The people love mourning doves!
Retweetimg for the hilariously dead-on descriptions.
made an alternate to my ptrn ad in order to make a print. homebound ad still there because eh. replaced the text with the lyrics from no one lives forever✌️
I am alone here in my own mind. There is no map and there is no road. — Anne Sexton, from January 24th
The Janeway/Chakotay shipper in me hates ne just a little bit for liking Seven in Picard season 2, but she's *badass*. And I would watch the shit out of a Seven/Raffi buddy cop show.
Mom is under the weather so the witchcraft is real in this house tonight. Illness be gone, I don’t have time for your shit.
mind if I ask for the recipe? :)
No, not at all! 😊 This is a family recipe that I swear by. It never, ever fails me.
Alright, this is a chicken soup recipe, so there will be meat products being used. I figure I oughta give that disclaimer since I don’t know who may be vegetarian/vegan.
Now onto your ingredients: -Two boxes of store bought chicken broth -One white onion -Garlic (I use the pre-minced store garlic because a) it saves time and b) it’s much easier to infuse into the broth) -Celery -Carrots -Wide egg noodles -Chicken bouillon cubes -Salt -Pepper -Bone-in, skin-on chicken thighs.
Directions:
Get yourself a big ass soup pot, toss in your chicken, chicken broth and fill the rest of the way with water (you want your pot about ¾ full). Put it on high and vent your lid. Par boil your chicken until it begins trying to boil over then reduce heat to med-high and let simmer. This is where you get your rich, hearty stock from. The broth, fat from the skin and marrow from the bones do wonderful things together, let me tell you.
While this happens, dice your carrots and celery ahead of time and set them aside. Once your chicken is done (it’ll look kinda gray and yellow instead of white and pink), pluck it out of the pot into a large bowl. Move your pot off the heat so it doesn’t cook out your stock. One by one, move a thigh into a seperate bowl and proceed to shred your chicken. (Pro-tip, if you have a hand mixer or food processor, this process can go much faster as long as the bones are removed)
Next, put in your veggies and noodles with the shredded chicken. Next comes spices. Add pepper and salt to taste (you can always do a little at a time if you’re worried about going overboard) along with about 4-5 bouillon cubes. If you have minced garlic, add about 4 spoonfuls (the little spoons) into the broth. If you have whole cloves, smash em and mince the shit out of them, about 6 big ones, and toss them in.
Stir really well (I always stir both clockwise and counter to banish sickness and draw wellness). Set the pot back on the heat (remember, med-high) and let that sucker cook until the noodles are just at al-dente. You don’t want em too squishy and mushy. Take this time while the noodles cook to taste your broth repeatedly. You want to taste the all the components strongly without them being too overpowering. Basically, if it burns your throat pleasantly and makes your nose tickle, you got yourself a badass broth.
Once done, serve with fresh cracked pepper and a big ass glass of water or vitamin c rich juice. Remember to remove the pot from the heat even after it’s off so it doesn’t continue to cook out your broth and over-tenderize your noodles.
To store: let the soup cool completely and transfer to a big tupperware and refrigerate. Eat the rest within the next 2 days.
Stay well or get better this season!
Well this is going in my receipe book!
Holy crow is this getting notes! While I’m here, I’d like to mention that this soup is going to make you pretty tired. I made this for my sister two months ago and right after she finished, she laid down and slept for 10 hours straight and woke up with a face full of snot but clear sinuses. Tonight, mom ate her bowl and took a 4 hour nap on the couch. She just wandered off to bed after telling me her sinuses and chest already feel much clearer and her throat barely hurts. I’m not sure what it is about this soup, but it knocks you clean out and goes straight to work on what ails you. So be cautious about driving or anything of the sort after eating this. Not that it has the same sedative capabilities as say, morphine, but I would recommend finding a cozy place to curl up afterwards on the off chance you do end up feeling drowsy, just to err on the side of caution. I’d also like to mention that I am in no way a doctor so don’t take my advice in lieu of medical assistance! Please, if you can, seek a doctor first as always. This is purely meant to be used in a supplementary fashion in addition to medication. Okay I’ll leave you guys alone now, I’ve talked your ears off enough.
Damn, this is STILL getting notes? The flattery is real y'all. Thank you 💕 I hope my recipe is able to bring you comfort and healing when you don’t feel well!
I believe this is the magic soup recipe that one ask was looking for? This looks baller, so I’ll keep the recipe for the next cold snap.
And FYI, it’s been proven that white blood cells thrive and multiply when introduced to bone broth, so this literally and medically can help you beat a cold.
I've seen a lot of articles on the popularity of broth made from chicken, beef or pork bones. What do you think of the health claims made fo
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
You Won’t BELIEVE How Many Em-Dashes Local Writer Can Squeeze Into One 5K Word Fic
I–I came out here to have a good time and–
Look, at least em-dashes have some force behind them, okay– it’s not like I’m out here… trailing off into uncertainty… like some sort of ellipses addicted monster.
*trips and spills approximately 62,948 commas out of my pockets*
Babygirl you have no idea the length of a sentence I can make with semicolons; I could go on forever and you couldn’t even stop me, just writing and writing and writing; the sentence never comes to an end, you’ll never get a rest from me-
After spotting a stray Google News headline last night I am suddenly VERY invested in Phoenix on The Masked Singer--not only is the costume FUCKING AMAZING, but it could possibly be David Tennant? The modulated speaking voice absolutely could be, but the singing voice just doesn't jibe at ALL for me.
good omens + text posts (part 1)
*arrives three years late with memes* hey
not a single recipe on earth is honest about how long it takes to caramelize onions
recipes shouldn’t even estimate how long it will take it should just say “caramelize onions (god help you — you’re now on onion time)”
Every year my mom vandalizes a reflection calendar with pictures of Keanu to make a “with Keanu” calendar for her friend. These are some highlights:
This is Art™️.
Want! ❣️