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[apatheticsunday]

Gotham Ghost Shitposts

AKA "Danny Fenton's spending his summer break at Jazz's apartment in Gotham. The one rule Jazz gave him: no Phantom shenanigans. Danny turns to blogging, specifically about the local cryptid population. The batfam are freaking out over this scarily accurate anonymous blog." DPxDC prompt idea!

Gotham Ghost Shitposts @ gott_ham?? so yall werent gonna tell me red hood has magic swords and his bb toy DOESNT HAVE THEM??? #BatBurgerFixThis #giveredhoodhisswordsback

The only people who knew Jason has the All-Blade were his Outlaws (which caused a tense discussion within the batfam), so how the hell did this person know? And the tweets keep coming.

Gotham Ghost Shitposts @ gott_ham?? there should be a superhero dog park. ace the bat-hound, bitewing, & krypto could have a playdate with cujo #JustSuperHeroStuff

Ace only had a few appearances in Gotham, now working solely as Bruce's service dog, and Haley, Dick's pitbull, has only taken minor strolls as Bitewing in Bludhaven. Neither were very well known and definitely not within the last several years. So how...? The most recent tweet is the most damning, with a total of 18k retweets and over 7,000 replies.

Gotham Ghost Shitposts @ gott_ham?? the little robin has like 2 clones??? missed opportunity to call them 3 musketeers #noshadetho #couldntbeme

The very long phone call to Talia confirmed that Damian did, in fact, have two clones - Heretic and Respawn. There was absolutely no possible way someone from Gotham would know about it, however. Oracle is desperately trying to run through every VPN server, IP address, and infiltrate the social media platform for the blogger's demographics. Unfortunately, they have some kind of firewall that's impenetrable even for Oracle and Red Robin.

The tweets keep coming for 3 months straight, every day like clockwork with scarily intimate knowledge of the batfam. Things that not even each other knew. There were even hints about Tim's little-known alias Caroline Hill, although it's a reach and no one aside from someone "in the know" would understand. The very last tweet from Gotham's ghost makes the entire batfam start to sweat.

Gotham Ghost Shitposts @ gott_ham?? [deactivated] going home soon, just wanted to say im not using this account anymore so sorry for everybody who followed for gotham content! also this place is hella cursed. gonna miss it tho, love yall! #BruceWayne #TheButtsMatch

It's a well-known meme that Batman is Bruce Wayne because their butts match, but nobody believes it. Except this blogger is inconspicuously saying they know Batman's secret identity - which means they must know all of the batfam's identities.

Cue the mad scramble to find Gotham's ghost before they leave town and go completely untraceable.

(Danny does not know the batfam's identities.)

((And if he did, he definitely wouldn't post them online. He's just been stalking Gotham twitter for like 3 months and absolutely loves all the batshit insane conspiracy theories, particularly one guy's account called Bernard something. He even sent a DM and got Bernard's phone number, so they can stay in touch when Danny goes back to Amity.))

[spiteful-opossum]

Gotham Ghost Shitposts @ gott_ham?? Why is Red Robin running around in the rain? Isn’t that reckless for a guy who doesn’t have a spleen? What if he gets sick? #GetInside #redrobinsmissingspleen

It’s even funnier if the batfam doesn’t know that Tim lost his spleen. The only people who knew about Tim’s spleen were in the LOA. Their natural conclusion is that Danny is either former LOA or tortured the information out of the LOA. Either way they are super concerned about Tim’s missing spleen. He is now banned from patrolling for a week because of this.

[ailithnight]

DPxDC prompt #22

Post experimentation, fled to Gotham Danny is held together by stitches. Stitches everywhere. From the vivis autopsy to various limbs he had to retrieve and reattach. Incisions closed and even whole patches of skin he had to sew back onto himself.

A patchwork person, all stitched together, shambling through Gotham on base instincts. Perhaps occasionally lashing out in pain or fear, but ultimately just trying not to hurt or be hurt.

.

Reports are popping up around Gotham that someone must have pulled a Frankenstein. Naturally this warrants Bat investigation. And Jason, the literary nerd, feels himself best qualified to take on the case.

[void-of-unparalleled-chaos]

Jason is determined to not be a dick like a certain someone *cough* Frankenstien *cough*

Why YES, Jason WILL give the creature kindness and compassion thank you very much! Anyone who says otherwise can suck it.

[ailithnight]

Everyone thinks they have what it takes — the temperament, the patience, the dedication — to tame a stray/handle a traumatized creature. Right up until they're sitting in the ER, bitten and/or scratched to hell and back, needing to get their shots just in case, while the professionals sweep in to take over where they failed.

[fairy-lights-and-blobs]

Do you think the Justice Leaguebhas something like those sleeves they use to train police dogs, but reinforced for possible metahumans or aliens who bite when panicking, to fend off possible attackers, so they can distract the patient while another doctor takes care of their injuries?

[spiteful-opossum]

No that’s just what Superman is for.

[hypewinter]

So the Ghost Zone counts as its own domain right? Then I propose foreign exchange student Danny Fenton.

He's very quiet and very smart but more importantly, he's pretty dodgy about his country or origin. He's never given a straight answer about where he comes from. Only saying things like "oh we're big on combat sports" or "technically we're a monarchy but there hasn't been a king since the last one was locked away for being a tyrant". It's to the point where students have made a running bet to see who can figure out Danny's country of origin first. And Tim plans to win that bet.

[ardentmystacina]

#danny's just trying to get an education#no need to mess that up by accidentally exposing he's a part of a race classified as “non-sentient”#but he still wants to share stuff about the ghost zone with his new friends#so half truths it is!

Danny has picked up an unidentifiable accent due to Ghost-Speak implanting itself into his mind as a language and then getting used in many conversations with people in the Infinite Realms who he likes and respects. And has probably picked up some interesting idioms and turns of phrase.

Which means no one can hear 'American Midwest' when he talks.

[spiteful-opossum]

But he also needs to keep some specific Midwest phrases and pronunciations, specifically the more unique ones, that would just throw everyone off even more. I’m thinking things like “jeet,” “ope,” “as all get out,” “schnookered,” and any combination of yeah and no for the phrases. And for the pronunciations he needs to keep the pronunciation of horror/mirror, milk, and bag.

Combine all that with the regional ambiguity added to his accent by his use of ghost speak and you could end up with an accent that sounds wildly different to anything that rich kids in New Jersey would ever expect to hear.

[spiteful-opossum]

Part of adulting is realizing that you can just buy an entire half gallon bottle of cranberry juice for yourself and you don’t have to share it with anyone else.

[dcxdpdabbles]

Jack: I'm so excited to go on this Father and Son fishing trip with you, Danny-o.

Danny: Me too! I can't believe we're the only ones out here. The views is beautiful, the lake is filled with fish and the weather is perfect.

Jack: Folks around here don't dare come to Lake Brynhildr. It's highly haunted, and some even said its curse. Ghosts have scared everyone away, so only the brave and stupid dare to fish here. We Fentons are one of the two families to dare

Danny: What family would be stupid enough to come here besides ours?

The Waynes TM: *Speeding by in expensive boat wearing sunglasses and swim suits with All Star blaring from speakers*

Bruce in Brucie Wayne Mood: *Lowers sunglass* Howdy, Fentons!

Jack through gritted teeth:

Bruce: On a Father and Son trip I see. So are we! Say hi boys

Dick/Jason/Tim/Damian/Duke: Hello!

Danny: Um Hello-

Dick: Bruce look! DUCKS!

Bruce: Omg! Hang on boys! We getting our Quack on! Bye Fenton! *Zooms away*

Danny: Hey watch it! You almost knocked our row boat over!

Jack: Don't speak to them son. They lower IQs. Let's just focus on our fish and our ghost hunting.

[spiteful-opossum]

Now we need to know how Danny feels about the bats as Phantom. It would be absolutely hilarious if they were his favorite or most respected heroes. It would be even better if he had a will they-won’t-they thing with one of the bats in the mask who also happens to be his most hated Wayne.

[dcxdpdabbles]

Jason is helping the weird kid in class search for something: What are we looking for exactly?

Danny, looking in a trash bin behind the shcool: My soul.

Jason: Alright edge-lord

Danny: No I'm serious. My soul got away from me. You've ever seen Peter Pan?

Jason: Yeah?

Danny: Just like Peter Pan's shadow got away my soul escaped- THERE IT IS!

Phantom flying overhead: SUPER DANNY AWAY!

Danny: come back here and merge with me!

Jason horrified that this wasn't a excuse to make out behind the school like he thought and is now chasing a actual soul around: Bruce is going to kill me.

Danny: Nah, he won't hurt Robin. He needs a side kick

Jason: You know I'm Robin!?

Danny: Why else would I have asked you to help????

[daydreamsandcrashingwaves]

This is so funny to me. But so accurate??? Like I get the vibes Danny has to know someone real well, want a crush, gets crush, tries and sometimes fails sometimes not dates

Jason tho?? He’s a romantic at heart. We all know it so he’s like waxing poetry about Danny’s eyes and and yeah he has black hair and blue eyes like most of his siblings but none of them have that icy shade, plus maybe Bruce will like him more this way?? Win win??

Meanwhile Danny’s leading the charge to find Super Danny determined not to make the same fricken mistake as last time and leave himself halved. HAHAHA he’s a halved halfa

Jason as you said is horrified and Mortified that he Assumed. He thought he was cooler than that?? But also now he’s in some shit he’s gotta hide from the whole fam (he won’t even try w Alfred)

And just. This boy is blowing his neuropathways in a non hot way but like. As they chase SD Jason becomes resigned to liking this strange boy- he can’t help but find both sides of this boy endearing SD may be cheesy but he clearly is eager to help, and can fly??-who is Very Good at parkour, having no trouble keeping pace. how did he twist through that gap?? Just chaos right?

When all said and done, Danny and SD are one again and he turns to Jason quickly pecks him on the cheek gives off a truly devastating smile a thank u and maybe a call me and Danny just disappears. Just seconds before -chosen bat fam member(s)- drops down at his side like uhhh j wtf is going on??!

Idk que Jason saying something like ‘i think I just scored a date’

[eternal-watcher]

Me reading that first paragraph about Danny and crushes: What if demi-romantic Danny?

Like what if the peck on the cheek wasn’t even a romantic thing? Danny is just free with physical affection. And the offer to call him was just so he could hang out with his new friend.

Like feelings may (read: will) develop later but right now he’s just happy to have made a friend. Meanwhile Jason thinks this is a date. He soon realizes it isn’t and is of course disappointed.

There’s so much potential here. Does Jason admit that he thought it was a date? Or does he stay silent? How does this affect their relationship going forward? And then when Danny does develop feelings what happens? Does Jason not pick up on it cause he was wrong before?

[spiteful-opossum]

Because I love angst and what not what if Danny developed feelings for Jason and asked him out on an actual date just before Jason died. None of the other Batfam members knew about Danny so Danny had to develop feelings for Jason just for him to die before he gets their first date and he only learns about it from the news because nobody else knew about him.

This could also make for a great story for when Jason comes back to life and goes to find Danny once he gets back to Gotham because he’s the one person he knows he can trust who the bats don’t know about. Plus he knows Danny has powers and that he was robin so would know that weird superhero stuff can happen. And this way they get to restart their romance.

[saltymarshmall0w]

Phantom's emergency contact form, particularly in a no one knows AU

At first, Danny tried to reject doing an emergency contact form and pushed it off for as long as possible. 

He had some great points on his side: He was already dead, he didn't even know If he could die again, Ghosts don't have families (to his knowledge) and he really didn't want anyone to find out just how long he's secretly been pretending to be alive.

The other members of the Justice League asked gently if he really wanted to leave his loved ones wondering should he suddenly disappear one day.

And he hesitated.

That made the other JL members realize he definitely had loved ones that-- for whatever reason-- he didn’t want to know he was a member of the Justice League.

While they understood protecting their loved ones from their enemies, it was also important to protect them from being hurt by their friend disappearing without warning.

Flash wouldn’t shut up about it, Wonder Woman made stupidly good points. Batman kept pushing to put in the paperwork.

Finally, Batman handed Phantom a folder of all his blank paperwork and insisted Phantom finish it that day, or else he would be pulled from his missions.

Phantom really didn’t want to stop investigating the crime syndicate he was working on with Robin, so he took the papers with a sigh.

Danny agonized over the emergency contact form in a private room of the Justice League headquarters.

A singular piece of paper to be set in a box that would self-destruct at any attempts to open it without at least three personalized passwords from different members of the league after the League’s internal systems recognized Phantom as deceased or missing for longer than 48 hours.

It was as thorough as Batman could get, albeit not flawless.

Danny is already aware his friends and family are concerned about him. Their constant attempts to reconnect only to be met with radio silence on his end was a sign enough.

He tried to imagine to how Batman would react to having to call the “Fenton Hotline” and tell them their teenage son died on a mission for the Justice League… that is, if they even pick up.

[readit-dpxdc]

Ok but, like, can you imagine that it is triggered by the "missing for longer than 48 hours" part while out on a mission helping Flash (he just up and disappeared), but they can't get through the line so Batman begrudgingly goes to the Fenton household to inform His Parents and sister (as stated on the sheet). He obviously has Flash with him as the last to see him and Wonder Woman because no one is trusting these two boys to have the tact and delicacy needed - Phantom was this iffy about giving a contact in the first place - and the Fenton parents are briefly confused but invite them in and they see all the family and school pictures of Danny on the wall and the Fenton parents talk about their SIXTEEN YEAR OLD SON and how year he disappears sometimes but oh it's never a worry he pops up and anyways this is too exciting of a time to worry about Danny because "Come! Come see! Our second greatest achievement! This will lead to such breakthroughs" and they get to the basement and Phantom is strapped to their table, eyes vacant, chest flayed, my mysterious jars and foreign instruments surrounding him glowing faintly from what could only be green blood and flash gasps, and Phantom's eyes dart to him and slowly morph into recognition, agony, pleading, and for some reason embarrassment, and they realize he's there, he's all there, and they need to do something.

[lolottes]

The trio exchanges a glance and wordlessly elaborates on a plan.

Diana and Batman switch to professional mode and simultaneously distract and gather as much information as possible.

Meanwhile, Flash will leave for a few microseconds at a time to understand and unravel this lab. He never thought his forensic and chemist skills would help save a colleague from this type of circumstance... but he will.

The parents Dr. Fentons are more than happy to explain their work and research to members of the famous JL.

Batman is "happy" to wear a mask to hide his emotions as he snaps several cameras and microphones onto his person and begins transmitting information.

While Diana wears her social mask of a diplomat princess, fortunately the mad scientists seem more than capable of monologues with little or no intervention, her sword is itching ✨

Danny can barely hold back his tears, so much thought and emotion and he has so little energy left.... no, it's probably some kind of dream.

He closes his eyes

[angyblobghost]

With the boy on the table twitching in his restraints, and what they all could recognize as Phantom's blood staining the scientist's clothes, the three Leaguers understand the hesitation and frustration the ghost had earlier shown.

Batman soon words his way into requesting a closer look at the "specimen" on the table, and approaches Danny's side.

Dim green eyes flicker to look at him, and though his mouth was wired shut with a thrown together muzzle, Batman could see the muscles of the boy's mandible moving, trying to tell him something.

The dark knight kept a straight face, fist clenching inside his cloak, and examined the restraints holding his colleague down under his guise of "scientific fascination" as the Fenton's blabbed their prideful jabber.

The way he was locked down wasn't intricate, but it looked to be password locked.

He'd have to get it out of them with smooth talking, or possibly have Diana snap the locks, but from the amount of weaponry scattered around, and the honest to god iron maiden sitting in the corner, he didn't quite want to take that risk.

At the very least, Phantom's cardiovascular structure and respiratory system looked to be regrowing. Batman averted his eyes from the gory sight, and refocused on the scientists where Diana appeared to be chatting with them.

[thelotusrabbit]

DpxDc #4

cw: implied sa

Vlad Masters is a man who knows what he wants.

He does have everything that he wants.

Except… Recently, things started to change.

He knew that his interest in Maddie was starting to fade, but his attention shifted to Daniel.

The desire to have him burned inside his chest. His hands hitched with the desire to give him everything, to have him be his, to keep the naive teenager in a glass case so nobody could put their filthy hands on him.

With time, his obsession started to bloom into something sick and violent.

Like a natural disaster, Vlad swept Danny’s family out of the picture (alive or not) to force him to always be next to him.

And Danny…

Danny is ill.

Ill because Vlad separated him from everybody, because he doesn’t make him fulfill his obsession, because he is punished, and because Vlad always seems to want more from him.

He wants so much more that, soon enough, Daniel turns out to be a disappointment.

The standards started to become too high. Etiquette, isolation, training, and the draining of ectoplasm were starting to wear him thin.

But having him it’s not a total waste of resources.

Vlad could always try for a new heir.

Tim forces himself not to snarl in disgust as he sees one of the guests slide his hand around the teenager next to him.

He sees his hand squeeze the kid’s shoulders as the poor boy’s eyes start to space out. 

That slimy smile was something Tim had seen too many times, and he subtly brought it to the attention of the whole family. 

He saw Brude get Masters's attention, making him lose his grip on the young boy, as both Cassandra and Damian got him away.

Now, it was Tim’s turn to do something, as he slipped away from the crowd to do some research on the man.

[spiteful-opossum]

I really like this and want a continuation of it. I’m just too overwhelmed with finals coming up to do it. Hopefully this reaches someone who will.

[favoritebatfam]

Brucie Wayne accidentally killing the joker

This happens before Red Hood is revealed as Jason, but after he shows up. Bruce is at a gala and has been very stressed lately, which is why he was so caught off guard with the Joker arriving. A big thing about today? It’s Jason’s adoption day anniversary. Bruce is barely clinging to being good.

However, Joker has a new laughing gas that he thought would make everyone fall into a catatonic state of laughter, striking a blow against all of Gotham’s elite.

That’s what he thought it would do.

Instead, it lowered inhibitions and increased their emotions. It also reduced their ability to think things through. Doing this to Bruce, who is stressed with Red Hood making moves and Justice League stuff getting more stressful and it being the anniversary of the day he could finally welcome his beautiful boy into the family, only to be face to face with the reason he lost his kid?

It only takes one comment about the old Robin for Bruce to go feral.

He isn’t thinking things through, isn’t focused on how hard he is hitting things, or where they are moving until he’s on a balcony with the Joker, and he’s distantly aware he’s been screaming about the clown having done enough-

Everyone watches, spellbound, as Brucie Wayne, under the influence of this new gas, pitches both the Joker and himself off the balcony, twenty stories above the ground.

Red Hood catches Brucie Wayne.

No one catches the Joker.

The morning papers scream about how the Joker died from Gotham’s prince being drugged, and how the city’s new crime lord kidnapped Brucie before he could die.

Everyone in Gotham is in disarray.

Dick is panicking after seeing the headline. (He was in Bludhaven.)

Tim is cursing himself. (He was home sick with the flu.)

Jason is struggling with his emotions.

Alfred is loading his shot gun.

[spiteful-opossum]

I wanna see Jason have a mental breakdown because he was sure Bruce didn’t care about him. The league had told him he hadn’t even tried to kill joker. But here Bruce was, killing the joker, for him. I wanna see Jason struggle with what to do because Bruce just did exactly what Jason was going to do to reveal himself. I want Jason to flounder because his plans and everything he thought he knew just went up in flames in front of him.

I want drugged Bruce to beg red hood to let him die so he can finally see his baby boy again. And I want Jason to be completely destroyed by this. I want Jason to have to knock Bruce out and restrain him because he’s genuinely concerned for Bruce. I want Bruce to wake up sober and restrained with red hood sitting in a chair watching him. I want Jason to undo the restraints and take off his helmet. I want Bruce to cry and hug Jason about this because that’s his baby who’s alive again.

I want Jason to then have to explain everything to Bruce and for Bruce to be upset that Jason thought he didn’t care about him. I want Bruce to then have to explain to Jason that he’s tried to kill joker before but he always survived so he just gave up. Then I want Bruce to make Jason come home with him. I want Dick to start crying because his baby brother is alive.

[novelistwriter]

Retired Phantom

DP x DC Prompt

There is a new teacher at Gotham Academy. Mr. Nightingale is someone who has a mostly clean record. The only stains on his record is being the son to two villains who have been put behind bars and being under a witness protection program to one Vlad Masters.

He was hired because Gotham Academy is in need of not only a Chemistry Teacher and an Engineering Teacher as well, so he will be paid double the amount of money because of him filling two roles.

The students of Gotham Academy are waiting to see if Mr. Nightingale will become a Rogue of Gotham or move on to following his parents' footsteps elsewhere with becoming a Villain to a different Hero.

What the students of Gotham Academy weren't expecting of Mr. Nightingale is that he's a pretty good guy. He's understanding of the students, doesn't give a lot of extra homework to do, and is always bringing snacks for hungry students, including vegan snacks for one Damian Wayne and other vegan students. The only anomaly to Mr. Nightingale is that he is constantly taking eyedrops every hour.

Danny is living pretty okay right now. His friends have moved out of Amity before him to pursue their dreams. They do keep in contact, but collage life keeps them busy. His parents were arrested by the Justice League, and the GIW was disbanded by the Justice League as well. Vlad couldn't get custody of Danny because of both Jazz and the Justice League listening to him about not wanting to be with Vlad. So he's living with his sister until he's old enough to live on his own.

Of course, Vlad wouldn't give up. He kept trying as Plasmius to get him to join the Fruitloop. As soon as Danny got his teaching license, something he wanted other than becoming an astronaut, he and Vlad had engaged in a battle that led to the Fruitloops Castle. The battle lasted a long time, both Halfa's badly hurt, but Danny most of all, as he may be the Prince of the Infinite Realms, but he doesn't have the Crown of Flames or the Ring of Rage to help him. His Ghost Half sustained a lot of damage, with the only injury that transferred to his human half was the burns to his eyes. This is how the Justice League found Danny in Vlad's Castle (as a human and not Phantom), Jazz had called the Justice League because Danny wasn't back yet. Now, he's got to take special eyedrops provided by Frostbite to help his human eyes heal and to help his Ghost Hlaf eyes heal as well.

He was put under witness protection for his safety, and considering that he's living in Gotham, he's got Montoya, some other trusted GCPD officers, and a Bat constantly with him. He's given up on being a hero, as becoming the Prince to the Infinite Realms has overwritten his Ghostly obsession to become the King when he's of age. The only downside is that the Bats and the Justice League are asking around for Phantom. He doesn't want to involve himself in anymore Hero matters, but that will change as he gets more involved with the Wayne family.

[spiteful-opossum]

What if we add English teacher Jason to this and make it dead on main. I think we should do that.

The bats decide that since Jason already works at the school he should be the one who watches out for Mr. Nightingale. Jason starts helping out and being nice to Danny. Danny just sees it as Mr. Todd just being nice to him cause he’s new. They both eventually realize they like each other but think the other is just being nice.

The students knew they liked each other from the beginning and have placed bets on how long it will take for them to start dating. Damian knows about this but hasn’t said a word to Jason because he’s the ringleader of the betting pool.

Eventually they realize and actually start dating but have decided to keep it between them for now. Everything gets revealed when one day a student catches Danny kissing Jason on the cheek when they don’t realize the student is nearby.

[novelistwriter]

Accidental Parenthood

DP x DC Prompt

Danny's life is pretty good right now. His parents have accepted him as Phantom. Vlad remains a Thorn in his side that won't go away. The Justice League had tried to put him on one of their young hero teams after his parents flagged them down about the GIW and the Anti Ecto Acts. He refused them because he's petty that they ignored the calls he and his friends made whenever they thought they needed help on something that looked out of their control. He's accepted to just being a person that they call on for help whenever they need it.

He's only in Gotham now, after he graduated high school and the whole business of the Justice League trying to get him to be part of their little group, because it has the only university that's crazy enough to enroll a Fenton.

He's found a balance between his university life, his Ghost King duties, and the Justice League needing his aid on a few occasions. He had to deal with a few unexpected instances where he was mistaken for a Wayne, but those were handled when he was, reluctantly, saved by the Batfam (he's still got the pettiness in him from being ignored for most of his high school years).

That might have been where his life started to change, as he soon found himself in a secret relationship with one of the Wayne boys, who even accepted him when he told them that he's Trans.

Near the end of his scholarship at Gotham University is when he learns of something that will definitely be a turning point in his life.

He's in the Far Frozen, having Frostbite check up on him because he's been feeling pretty weird the past couple of days. And it's here where he's told that he is pregnant.

[spiteful-opossum]

I’m gonna go with dead tired just cause that’s my favorite.

Tim was having a stressful day. He’d had a rough patrol the night before. He then woke up later than he should’ve, which was still really early for him because he had a virtual meeting with a team in a different time zone. The espresso machine at the only coffee shop that would give him 10 shots of espresso was broken. And to top it all off he had to deal with a new board member who was trying to convince him get rid of the company’s robust maternity/paternity leave program to increase “shareholder value”.

So to sum it up Tim’s day had been stressful but not unbearable. But that was all over now. He was finally done with work for the day and wasn’t scheduled to patrol for the night. He was gonna go home and have a nice, relaxing, entirely average evening where nothing big or important or unexpected was going to happen. The idea of spending the night relaxing with his boyfriend, Danny, was the main reason Tim didn’t try to kill the new board member.

When he finally got home and opened the door he was greeted by the most beautiful sight he’d ever seen, Danny. Danny was currently doing homework for one of his classes on the couch. Tim went to go take a quick shower and get changed into something more comfortable before making Danny take a break. He’d learned the hard way just how much Danny can get consumed by his astronomy homework. His passion for astronomy was something Tim loved about the guy, but sometimes he could lose track of time.

When he came back he was not expecting Danny to have finished whatever he was doing and moved to the kitchen table. He must’ve taken longer in the shower than he thought. But when he went over to his boyfriend to say hi he got concerned by the expression on his face. His usual relaxed and unserious expression that he even maintained while being kidnapped was gone and replaced by a very serious one. Tim was officially alarmed because in several years of dating he’d never seen him like that.

“Danny? What’s wrong? Is everything okay?” Tim couldn’t help but asking. Every worst case scenario in the world and how to deal with them was running through his head right now. It only got worse when Danny looked at him a bit concerned and had to take a deep breath. He was also fiddling with something that he couldn’t quite see as it was covered in a paper towel.

“Tim we need to talk.” Danny said “i have some big news, you should probably sit down for this.” And Tim did as he was told taking a seat next to Danny at the table.

When Tim sat down he put his hand on Danny’s arm and said “Whatever it is I can handle it.”

“I really hope you mean that,” Danny responded before taking another deep breath and continuing, “I know we’ve only been together for a couple years, but they’ve been the best years of my life. But I don’t know how you feel about this and I’m worried how you might take it.” Then he pushed whatever he was fidgeting with towards Tim. When he unwrapped the paper towel he was shocked. He didn’t know what he was expecting but it certainly wasn’t this. It was a pregnancy test, a positive pregnancy test. He picked it up and just stared at it for a few seconds, then back up to Danny wanting to confirm he was seeing this right.

“You’re pregnant?” He asked not bothering to hide the hope in his voice.

“Yeah,” Danny started, “And I get it if you’re not quite ready for this, I know I’m not, but I want to keep-”

Tim didn’t let him finish that thought before pulling him into a tight hug. “I love you, and I agree. I’m definitely not prepared to be a dad but I’m going to try to do my best to try anyway. This is great news and no matter what I’ll always be right beside you.”

[nightshade962]

This can be made better if the batfam didn't know tim was dating anyone and he decided to tell them at the same time he tell Bruce that he's going o be grandfather the entire family was to stunned to speck

[spiteful-opossum]

I like this. What if the others also found out by accident. Bruce could know he’s dating Danny but the rest of them don’t. Tim could call Bruce and before Bruce could say that he’s on speaker or that the rest of the family can hear Tim just blurts out that he got his boyfriend pregnant and Bruce is gonna be a grandfather. It would be hilarious.

[montic0]

Credit to @ thepandaredd on TikTok!

This is taken from his "Jason escapes the grave" skit

[spiteful-opossum]

Imagine if the first person who finds him is Dick. I can just see Dick thinking his brother is a hallucination and Jason finding out that dick hallucinates him. Jason fresh out of his grave still covered in dirt just wanting to see his family again only to have dick fully ignore him and then have a complete mental breakdown when he touches him and realizes that this Jason’s real. Then Jason is pissed Bruce never noticed Dick hallucinating until he sees Bruce being one second away from trying to join him in a grave himself. This would be at the peak of Bruce’s grief so Jason would see that it got so bad the neighbor’s kid had to become Robin to help him not to get killed or kill anyone. The potential angst in this would be incredible.

[bluerosefox]

Fenton Ethics and Test Tube Babies

In order to get the funding they need for their Ghost stuff, Jack and Maddie Fenton had to do some... rather illegal things when they left college.

One of them was testing alien DNA and seeing if it was compatible with human DNA.

However getting their hands on Superman's DNA or any of the main Leaguers would be far to hard for two up coming scientists and would run the risk of them being caught. Instead they set their sights on some of the younger aliens.

Such as Starfire, or rather Koriand'r.

They manage to get their hands on her DNA, and also her boyfriend (Nightwing) at the time and began to test it. They felt unsure with what they're doing but they needed the funding and in order to make themself feel better with what they're doing they decided if they were test her DNA with someone she was seeing it would be... better for their own conscience (it doesn't make what they're doing okay but they think so)

Eventually they succeeded in the testing! A baby can be made between a human and a alien.

HOWEVER because we know how the Fenton's get, they kind of go ahead of what they were only meant to do, which was just to TEST the compatibility of the DNA. Basically the paper's before the test phase.

With them getting tunnel vision on this project... They create said baby.

Then before they could show off that creating a new baby via test tubes actually works, they were told that the paperwork they were working on were going to be given to a new team, thank you for your work, here is the money for your ghost stuff, and have a good day.

The people who hired them then just leave.... Without knowing about the newly made baby.

Jack and Maddie name the baby Jasmine.

A few years later when little Jazz asks for a sibling... Well they bring out the old test tubes and papers.

And even though Starfire is no longer dating Nightwing, her new partner Red Hood would make a wonderful male donor for their future kid.

[spiteful-opossum]

Alternatively instead of Danny being a clone of Kori and Jason it could be a demon twins AU. I like the idea of Jazz and Danny having different powers from different sources instead of Danny having Jazz’s powers but also more. And this way they get to keep their kinda messed up familial relationship but instead of being sibling-cousins they’re sibling-niece/uncle

For this version it would be better if they somehow found out about Jazz in their teens. Then when they go to find Jazz’s bio relatives they find Damian and Danny has a huge freak out about Jazz’s bio family being evil because it’s also his bio family who are part of the LoA who are definitely evil. Cue Danny, Jazz, Bruce, Damian, Dick, and Kori all having at least 5 different mental breakdowns each over everything.

Jazz: What do you mean you’re a former assassin and that’s your evil twin and your bio dad is my grandfather?

Danny: What do you mean you’re a clone of a superhero and an alien princess and your bio dad is my evil twin’s brother?

Bruce: What do you mean I have another half dead son and a half alien clone granddaughter and they’re siblings?

Damian: What do you mean my dead brother is actually kinda alive and I have a half alien clone niece?

Dick: what do you mean I have a clone daughter and a new half dead brother?

Kori: what do you mean I have a kid with my ex that neither of us knew about?

The rest of the bats: WTF is happening?

[novelistwriter]

Accidental Parenthood

DP x DC Prompt

Danny's life is pretty good right now. His parents have accepted him as Phantom. Vlad remains a Thorn in his side that won't go away. The Justice League had tried to put him on one of their young hero teams after his parents flagged them down about the GIW and the Anti Ecto Acts. He refused them because he's petty that they ignored the calls he and his friends made whenever they thought they needed help on something that looked out of their control. He's accepted to just being a person that they call on for help whenever they need it.

He's only in Gotham now, after he graduated high school and the whole business of the Justice League trying to get him to be part of their little group, because it has the only university that's crazy enough to enroll a Fenton.

He's found a balance between his university life, his Ghost King duties, and the Justice League needing his aid on a few occasions. He had to deal with a few unexpected instances where he was mistaken for a Wayne, but those were handled when he was, reluctantly, saved by the Batfam (he's still got the pettiness in him from being ignored for most of his high school years).

That might have been where his life started to change, as he soon found himself in a secret relationship with one of the Wayne boys, who even accepted him when he told them that he's Trans.

Near the end of his scholarship at Gotham University is when he learns of something that will definitely be a turning point in his life.

He's in the Far Frozen, having Frostbite check up on him because he's been feeling pretty weird the past couple of days. And it's here where he's told that he is pregnant.

[spiteful-opossum]

I’m gonna go with dead tired just cause that’s my favorite.

Tim was having a stressful day. He’d had a rough patrol the night before. He then woke up later than he should’ve, which was still really early for him because he had a virtual meeting with a team in a different time zone. The espresso machine at the only coffee shop that would give him 10 shots of espresso was broken. And to top it all off he had to deal with a new board member who was trying to convince him get rid of the company’s robust maternity/paternity leave program to increase “shareholder value”.

So to sum it up Tim’s day had been stressful but not unbearable. But that was all over now. He was finally done with work for the day and wasn’t scheduled to patrol for the night. He was gonna go home and have a nice, relaxing, entirely average evening where nothing big or important or unexpected was going to happen. The idea of spending the night relaxing with his boyfriend, Danny, was the main reason Tim didn’t try to kill the new board member.

When he finally got home and opened the door he was greeted by the most beautiful sight he’d ever seen, Danny. Danny was currently doing homework for one of his classes on the couch. Tim went to go take a quick shower and get changed into something more comfortable before making Danny take a break. He’d learned the hard way just how much Danny can get consumed by his astronomy homework. His passion for astronomy was something Tim loved about the guy, but sometimes he could lose track of time.

When he came back he was not expecting Danny to have finished whatever he was doing and moved to the kitchen table. He must’ve taken longer in the shower than he thought. But when he went over to his boyfriend to say hi he got concerned by the expression on his face. His usual relaxed and unserious expression that he even maintained while being kidnapped was gone and replaced by a very serious one. Tim was officially alarmed because in several years of dating he’d never seen him like that.

“Danny? What’s wrong? Is everything okay?” Tim couldn’t help but asking. Every worst case scenario in the world and how to deal with them was running through his head right now. It only got worse when Danny looked at him a bit concerned and had to take a deep breath. He was also fiddling with something that he couldn’t quite see as it was covered in a paper towel.

“Tim we need to talk.” Danny said “i have some big news, you should probably sit down for this.” And Tim did as he was told taking a seat next to Danny at the table.

When Tim sat down he put his hand on Danny’s arm and said “Whatever it is I can handle it.”

“I really hope you mean that,” Danny responded before taking another deep breath and continuing, “I know we’ve only been together for a couple years, but they’ve been the best years of my life. But I don’t know how you feel about this and I’m worried how you might take it.” Then he pushed whatever he was fidgeting with towards Tim. When he unwrapped the paper towel he was shocked. He didn’t know what he was expecting but it certainly wasn’t this. It was a pregnancy test, a positive pregnancy test. He picked it up and just stared at it for a few seconds, then back up to Danny wanting to confirm he was seeing this right.

“You’re pregnant?” He asked not bothering to hide the hope in his voice.

“Yeah,” Danny started, “And I get it if you’re not quite ready for this, I know I’m not, but I want to keep-”

Tim didn’t let him finish that thought before pulling him into a tight hug. “I love you, and I agree. I’m definitely not prepared to be a dad but I’m going to try to do my best to try anyway. This is great news and no matter what I’ll always be right beside you.”

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny on Phone: Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up, please Jazz for once in your life pick up the phone- Jazz's Voicemail: The number you have dialed is not available. Please leave a message- Danny: NO! Ugh, okay, hey Jazz, it's ya boi, Danny. Could you come to Gotham and pick me up, please? Now I know I said I could handle the summer internship, and I know you said that it was a dangerous city, and you were right, so you don't have to gloat, but I really need you to come get me, okay? Code: Green Dog. If you call back and I don't answer, they got me. Love you. Tim waiting patiently, tied up in front of Danny: Does this "Jazz" not answer their phone often? I'm sorry, it's really frustrating when they do that. Danny: She usually has her phone on Do not disturb at this hour-wait! Stop trying to emotionally connect with me, I kidnapped you! Tim: I'm not trying to emotionally connect with you. I'm just making conversation. Danny: Well, stop it! Tim: Why? Danny: Because you don't have casual conversations with your kidnappers! Tim: Really? I always do whenever I get kidnapped. Plus, you've been rather considerate. You only tied my ankles and wrists together, and when you threw me into the truck of your car, you put in a pillow for my head. Danny: How....how often does this happen to you? Tim shrugging: Once or twice a week. Danny: A WEEK!? Tim: Why did you take me anyway? Danny: Um, you know Phantom- the ghost guy? He overheard the Mad Hatter bragging about using mind control on the Waynes. He ordered them to kill you in your sleep, but when I tried to warn your security team, they didn't believe me. I took you to protect you. Tim: I see. And how does "Jazz" fit into all this? You already had me in the trunk of a getaway car. Danny: First of all, it's not a getaway car. It's a rental, and the Mad Hatter put a hit out on us. We have to leave the city, which would be tracable in a rental. Tim: Hmmm. Is this the part where you knock me out before you tell me not to fall in love with you? Danny, horrified: No. Tim: Pity.

[spiteful-opossum]

Jazz: Why the hell did you kidnap a goddamn WAYNE?

Danny: It was for his own protection his family was mind-controlled to kill him in his sleep.

Jazz, to Tim: are you alright?

Tim: yeah overall I’d rate this kidnapping experience a solid 8/10. Way better than my normal kidnappings. Although it would be better if the hot guy flirted back.

Danny: For the last time I’m not flirting with you while I have you kidnapped. I’m not a fucking creep.

Tim, perking up: So if I free myself you’ll flirt back?

Danny: I’m gonna say no, only because I don’t want you to escape.

[kermdoeswriting]

Don't Call Me That

Dick isn't entirely sure what it is about their newest teenaged recruit Phantom, but the guy absolutely gives him the creeps.

He knows it isn't the implication of a realm of ghosts being a real thing, no matter how much that implication has rattled his brain. But it is something, something else.

There was just some kind of certain air surrounding Phantom that tended to put Dick on edge whenever they're near each other.

It also doesn't help that the guy has the tendency to do things normal people wouldn't really do. Things like talking to the empty air like he's having a genuine conversation or staring off into one spot of the room like a cat watching a corner of the wall while hunting.

Things like bringing sudden chills to Dicks skin whenever he passes by or the way he seems to constantly breathe out cold air like a dragon for the fun of it.

Dick has caught him doing all of these things multiple times and most times, despite scaring him slightly, they were just harmless things about his newest team-mate.

But right now it wasn't really about that at all. Right now he's more annoyed than afraid of him.

For some reason recently, Phantom has been greeting him by his old hero persona rather than his new one. And its been eating at Dick every single time it happens, being reminded of the time he had first switched costumes and names to distance himself from Batman as a whole.

Except this time the person saying it had never even MET him in his original suit, so having Phantom calling him Robin was aggravating him faster than any of the other more important issues he should be dealing with were.

Dick originally attributed to it possibly being some sort of hero worship that he was going through, an attempt to impress him with his past history as knowledge. God knows, Tim wasn't any better when he had first met the poor kid at his doorway all those years ago.

But then Phantom had revealed that he hadn't even known Gotham was a real city nor did he know who Batman was up until a few months ago. That had set Dicks mental alarm bells off all over again.

It was weird all over and since it was just outright weird, Dick had decided to pull him aside to talk to the younger teen about it.

"I would appreciate it if you didn't call me by that name, Phantom" He had started off, watching as Phantom went through confused faces to figure out what this conversation was about. Dick just continued on.

"The name, Robin, is just really special to me and my family. And I stopped going by that name years ago, it would feel wrong to be called that again when I've outgrown it."

Phantom looked less confused now as it seemed to click altogether about what he had been talking about. The teen tilted his head at him, looking over him for a second before doing another one of his cat stares at the dead air behind him.

Dick just sighed for a moment but watched as Phantom came back into focus and genuinely looked somewhat apologetic.

"I'm sorry," Phantom started off sheepishly, eyes looking towards the floor for a second before looking back at his. "I didn't know you both went by that name at some point. I had mostly been greeting the little ghost attached to your side, not you, sir"

Dick froze at the wording, looking at Phantom with wide eyes. Phantom just continued without even looking at him.

"He always seems to be around you a lot and he was excited when he realized I could see him so I started greeting him whenever he was with you. I'm sorry if it made you uncomfy doing so."

Dicks breath hitched a bit before eventually choking out all the questions he had trapped in his throat. The suddenness made Phantoms eyes land back on his face again.

"What... What little boy? Did he say his name? What was he wearing?"

Phantom tilted his head again at Dick, looking more confused at Dicks confusion.

"What do you mean? It's Robin wearing the Robin costume?"

Phantom suddenly looked over to the dead air behind him again for a second, nodding his head and humming a bit before turning his attention back to Dick.

"He told me to say 'Big Bird you're such a dolt' to you. I don't know what that means but-"

Dick couldn't hear anything else Phantom was even saying to him. His breathing stopped and all he could feel was a small chill behind him, seemingly surrounding him in a small way that reminded him of a certain boys hug.

"Jason?"

[dcxdpdabbles]

Steph: What are we doing again?

Duke: Hiding from that new kid in Tim's AP Chemistry class.

Steph: Why?

Duke: Tim is convinced he's dangerous.

Tim: He is dangerous!

Steph: So you choose to hide us in a unused art room instead of contacting Bruce or the others?

Tim: He's not that kind of dangerous. Not the one from our other job. He's dangerous in the civilian way, which means we have to handle things like a civilian.

Duke: Okay? What does that mean?

Tim: It's means he-SSHHHH he's coming this way. Hide! *Rolls under teachers desk*

Steph: *Leaps into supply closet*

Duke: *Climbs into cabinets*

Danny walking in while talking on the phone: -always eat my lunch in an empty room, Tuck. Yes, I know how sad that is, but you don't get it. This place's bullies make Amity Park's look like kittens. Honestly, the only redeemable thing about this school is the walking eye candy. Didn't I tell you? There is a Wayne in my chemistry class-yes, there is-I'm not joking! Tim-yummy-Drake- I know! Plus, I saw Bruce-Daddy-Wayne pick him up along with Dick-Take-Me-Grayson yesterday. Yes, I got pics! I'll send-oh hold on. I forgot to get a drink.

Danny: *Leaves*

Duke/Steph: *Falls put of thier hiding place laughing*

Tim: It's not funny! He somehow got a picture of us without B or Dick noticing. I only caught him because he posted it on his InstaGotham page-

Steph: Wait, is that the boy you were stalking online? Aw, does Tim have a crush and is too shy to speak to him, so he hides instead ~?

Tim: No! I was researching a dangerous threat to-

Duke: Tim and Chem Guy sitting in a tree~!

Steph: K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Tim:

[ailithnight]

While everyone is busy laughing, Danny walks back in with his drink. No one notices him for a solid 13 seconds.

[spiteful-opossum]

Cue Steph trying to get Danny’s number for Tim while also embarrassing him and tell his definitely not a crush that he likes him.

Cue Duke dying laughing even harder while mocking Tim and holding him back so he can’t stop Steph.

Cue Tim trying and failing to deny that he likes Danny and stop Steph.

Cue Danny having a semi mental breakdown because what do you mean Tim-please kiss me-Drake likes him back, and giving Steph his number because he may be an idiot but even he’s not passing this up.