i wanna eat a bacon strip

i dont have a nintendo switch online membership || he/him || forever inactive

[inkbrusharts]

So I’ve seen some HP/Four Swords stuff around recently, and since I’ve also been reading it again in my spare time, I decided to draw Red and Vio !!

They’re twins and awful tricksters. They’re half bloods, but Vio grew up thinking he was pure blood, and Red grew up in a muggle home (Vio’s dad had an affair with Red’s mum, so they got split when they were young). Red’s a Hufflepuff (and the quidditch team keeper) and Vio’s a Slytherin, they tend to swap clothes a lot lmao. 

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[probablybadrpgideas]

Modern Terms for Modern Stats

STK - Stronk PRK - Parkour TCC - Thiccness MEM - Memes ANX - Anxiety AES - Aesthetic

[ayellowbirds]

i understand OP’s url but i am absolutely going to do this

[wormpit]

*taako voice* listen,

[qppsuggestions]

you are so lovely. any time i think about you my face lights up and i can’t help but smile. you are unbelievably important to me!

[snootyfoxfashion]

LGBTQ+ Pride Beanies from HatsByZero

Gay/Queer // Bisexual // Pansexual // Lesbian Asexual // Aromantic // Transgender // Nonbinary Genderqueer // Genderfluid // Agender

[thesymski]

you are the dancing queen

young and sweet

this bitch empty yeet

[elisamaza]

y’all

a mutual of mine

suddenly has posts on their blog

with links to “find women to have sex with”

my mutual is NOT POSTING THESE

tumblr just got even worse

[elisamaza]

on that note PLEASE let me know if i’m suddenly posting random pictures of women with a link underneath the photo. don’t click the link, just FYI.

[elisamaza]

i do suggest reblogging this in case someone sees this happening to someone else they follow

[sleepybiflinge]

O shit i unfollowed a few because I assumed they were taken over by bots!!! If that’s one of y’all, let me know holy shit.

[allsadnshit]

if you didnt watch amv’s when you were a kid then you probably cant feel the full spectrum of human emotion even now 

[savefrog]

The full range of Human Emotions are:

Hot n Cold

Gay or European

Everytime We Touch

Witch Doctor

Bodies

If You Were Gay

Superstar

[splatfest-official]

No Mainstream Ships Here. Only Niche Rare Ships

[inkbrusharts]

I’ve been wanting to draw some of the Four Swords Splatoon AU for a while, and ended up doodling Zelda, who’s Agent 3 !!

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[liz-and-the-blue-bird]

I’ve been waiting all year to post this.

[camelpimp]

I think the true measure of a person’s character is this: in a game with a character creater, do you:

A) just use the default

B) recreate yourself

C) recreate a popular character

D) make your oc

E) just make whatever looks the coolest/prettiest

F) monster factory that shit

[memewhore]

Please stop calling me out.

[systlin]

This was written about me personally. 

[jennytrout]

I did an experiment. I went to our local grocery store and I apologized to every person I walked past. “Ope! Sorry!” And every single person said, “Oh no, you’re fine!” Nobody asked me what I was sorry for. It was just kind of assumed that I was sorry for existing, and if that isn’t the most midwestern thing I’ve ever heard of, I don’t know what is.

[prof-grace-aspen]

We’re just assuming that whatever it is you “did” we didn’t feel/notice so of course it’s fine, we’re fine cause you’re fine so everyone is fine…?

[fledglingbaker]

^^^yes!

[sarapsys]

lol it’s not sorry for existing

it’s sorry for entering your space bubble

i estimate passing within 2 feet of a stranger in public in the midwest is approximately the equivalent of a light, accidental shoulder check in new york

ope is the sound midwesterners automatically make as our space bubbles squash against each other

[ohmygoodnesslesbians]

Personally called out

[ommanyte]

Me logging into tumblr dot com on the 17th of December recognising that the log off protest was a nice idea but knowing that I have no self control and am physically unable stop myself from automatically checking in on this hellhole for even a single day

[catchymemes]

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

the wildest part about this meme is that the kid in blue is a young griffin mcelroy

[handsmotif]

he WHAT

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

you heard me

[my-cat-said-no]

“Wait, where’s Grif- HIS VOICE IS EXACTLY THE SAME”

[fedtodeath]

IT GETS WILDER: 

[abhorrentafro]

Spoil the ending of your favorite game without any context

[grawly]

[inkbrusharts]

This was meant to be a Sho doodle but it kiiiinda got out of hand

no regrets tho 

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