Please Pardon Our Lack Of Progress

She/her - 30 - Bi - Call me Spock - if you’re here because I liked a bunch of your posts in a row, sorry ig

[souvenirs]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

[compostedtreebark]

“What did you think a crematorium was?”

*sadly lowers ice cream cone*

“Nothing…never mind….”

[probuccalfat]

would it kill #boymoms to be fucking normal and stop using their sons as substitutes for covertly incestuous emotional intimacy and connection

[voidthing]

happy month, fellow slurs.

[probuccalfat]

whenever conservatives run the “progressives are so mentally ill look at the statistics” tired old play, i’m like … well, honey, you’re mentally ill too. the difference is that we went to professionals and told them about our suffering, gave a name to it, and let it guide us to less suffering. you suffer yours with indignity by keeping it closed off even from yourself and taking it out on the world.

[probuccalfat]

“i’m not mentally ill” on a technicality. you are mentally ill, you’re not diagnosed.

[probuccalfat]

please act like you’ve seen a bitch with fat tits wearing no bra at walmart before i know you weren’t born yesterday

[motherfuckingshakespeare]

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE. 

[matchagirl]

[homura]

[lovestereo]

Visit Original Link

[saltedume]

[grouper]

Is garaks-padded-bra gone..............

[tethered-heartstrings]

love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

[tethered-heartstrings]

what therapy do you think we can afford. what truths do you think you can survive

[tethered-heartstrings]

everyone clearly has a super normal relationship with their mother

[bruzum]

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

Stilton Manor in 1852 DISHONORED 2 2016・dev. Arkane Studios

[cemeteryseven]

i get so gay off that thai iced tea

[mgsr]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[shadowseductress]

(flirting) i am going to piss you off on purpose