Lily Valentine

old, tired, twitter reject. ♛ (minors dni) ~ only here to connect with retired spicy workers & exist $ ♛ she/they ~ queer covid concious vegan ADHDer Ⓥ pro-abortion

[deathgasmic]

packing all my mutuals a bowl unless you don’t smoke in which case it is soup in your bowl

[curtwilde]

Plestia, Motaz, Wael, Saleh, Hind and Bisan by Peonica Fernando

[lamuliz]

GLOBAL STRIKE FOR GAZA BEGINS TODAY!!!

To participate:

During the 21st - 28th of January...

Do not shop/online shop

Skip school/work if you are able to

Be present & active on social media and uplift Palestinian voices

Draw, write, sing, create art for Palestine

Repost & boost Palestine related content on social media

Educate yourself about the issue

We have been asked to strike during these days by the lovely & hardworking journalist Bisan from Gaza. Let's all try our best for a people being tested with the harshest conditions imaginable. The occupation must be held accountable.

We're in this together!!

[stellarynn]

You're in a meaningless hypothetical competition and your opponent comes out with this, wyd?

[txttletale]

wwhat would nietzche make of ghosting people on tinder. what would hypatia of alexandria make of gamergate. whats laozis take on bean dad

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

how would pope clement I come to terms with live action one piece?

[spoiledkirby]

how would mother theresa feel about the will you peel an orange for me tik tok trend ?

[neerbear]

Forgot I never showed my poster designs for this pride month

I did this for uni

[fluttershyweed757-deactivated20]

Sorry if I’m a bit of a weirdo freak that’s kinda my whole thing

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[wizardpotions]

Thank you The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (1991)

[zelda-heritage-posts]

Zelda Heritage Post

[yournewcryptid]

Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

i see you all in the tags going "this is so funny" you better not steal my fucking bit. im copyrighting this joke

[jrwiyuri]

Plagiarism - Wikipedia

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

you cant do this to me

[skeleton-monarch]

Unintended consequences - Wikipedia

Unintended consequences - Wikipedia

[milf-adjacent]

[kerink]

i know we're all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i don't think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought i'd share my favorite self-care hand out

brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad

[themythicalcodfish]

OP this is EXCELLENT

[whatbigotspost]

Now THAT’S a self care resource! If you’ve gotten distracted by capitalism’s appropriation of “self-care” and watering the meaning down to nothing this is a super helpful guide to cut through the bullshit.

[vaporevon]

im a lil high and i have cilantro soap questions

if cilantro tastes like soap to some people why is it such an uncommon soap scent? I feel like things that taste like soap should be soap

before soap existed what did the soap gene cavemen say cilantrussy. hang on i have to stop this mid sentence because my phone autocorrected cilantro to cilantrussy which means i have previously typed that word out enough for my phone to think it’s a word and more of a word than cilantro. i have some inward reflection to do.

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

girls love having a massive folder of poems and never letting them see the light of day

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

girls need to write down a million lyric ideas with the promise of turning them into a song someday and then never do it

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

one of these days im gonna fucking. Do It. and itll be over for yall

[unbearable-swagger]

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

[youngalientype]

Between being around a bunch of iPad kids last weekend and the story I just overheard about a co-worker's grandchild, I can confidently say.....

The kids. Are not. Alright.

[youngalientype]

This kid is in 4th grade and can't read or write, but what he can do is record his grandmother scolding him about not being able to read or write on his smartphone and send it to his mother.......

[spoiledkirby]

I was talking to someone recently who said they asked their nephew about his summer reading and ... he said he was reading texts.

Not to be like ... that guy. Not to be like kids shouldn't have phones. But like... does anyone wonder about what horrors the blue light will have on children's eyes? It's not normal to stare at screens for so long and our vitreous gel is do fragile... I just wonder about everyone's eyes....

[onlinebeast]

I need to follow less people permanently arguing with strangers and more people saying shit like "I would be the first person to sit down with Thomas the Tank Engine and truly listen."

[onlinebeast]

@cyle Hey man, is there a list of all the staffmembers on Tumblr's tumblr? Yknow, because you are one.

[cyle]

nope

[onlinebeast]

That sucks, I'll have to block as I go.

[onlinebeast]

That was easy. By the way it's so obvious that some of these blogs are Harry Potter enjoyers lol, no wonder they nuked anyone that mentioned it, it's really blatant.

[gentlier]

Here’s a more accessible list:

@cyle

@photomatt

@bohdankit

@zingring

@macmanx

@kat

@jezzuminah

@ex

@theinex

@adulthoodisokay

@key

@bundtcake-enthusiast

@photosbyrocco

Also, this loser:

@sergioestevao

Also, Christ, what an asshole:

[barryogg]

I can’t help but wonder what your plan is, in all of that. Do you fundamentally not care if the site goes under? Or do you think you can somehow help by being a petty asshole to people who work with the problem, but are not the cause of it?

“shouting at a service worker for getting your order wrong”-tier behavior

[onlinebeast]

My ""plan"" is so nobody has staff leverage people's content to seem relatable. I care if the site goes under in the sense that I am fundamentally pro-archiving of old internet, but I do not control this in any way. I also, crucially, cannot make Staff do their job. I am not a little helper elf. I am a user.

No idea how I'm shouting at a service worker. I'm telling a veteran of the staff to fuck off. They aren't a lowly minimum-wage cog.

Like, you look at cyle's blog and it's just post after post of making fun of people dissatisfied with the current state. The majority of changes from an already unmaintained, crumbling foundation, is to just lather the fucking thing in intrusive monetization. One of the last positives this website had was that it lacked the disgusting modern web2.0 bullshit of shoving every remaining space on the screen with ads and data harvesting.

[bratzboykai]

No fucking offense but wtf is up with the highly misogynistic posts about pregnant women in attempts to be funny on here? Like misogyny ok with yall as long as it's funny now? Like look I get that straight pregnant white women can be obnoxious as hell but like shits weird how vitriolic some of yall seem about it in general. It also feels laced with blatant child hate too. Especially how one of these post is equating pregnant women to pregnant dogs like wtf?

[bratzboykai]

Like cis pregnant women still dont deserve to have nasty misogyny directed at them because they inconvenience you or annoy you. Pregnancy is actually an incredibly arduous, tumultuous, and even traumatic experience for people. I've had to witness my mom and my sisters go through horrible things like miscarriage, bed rest (which no, isnt some vacation), life or death complications, and difficult births, so excuse pregnant women for lashing out every now and then while going through some super difficult shit. Like sure if sucks that cis women are often centered in discussions of pregnancy and parenthood but like that doesnt excuse blatant fucking misogyny.

[bowsersex2]

Laughing so hard about this, I’m so mad that he deleted the replies.

[bowsersex2]

Imagine being a CEO for a social media website coming back from Burning Man, logging in, seeing everyone hates the new UI changes, arguing with users that they should just use browser extensions to fix the issue instead of expecting you or your staff to fix it, then trying to post a picture of flowers to look normal with a #petunias, only for the first two replies to be “looks like shit” and “fuck these flowers, cunt,” and then like, deleting the replies.

[daughter-of-sapph0]

the replies didn't just get deleted. the blogs got fucking terminated!

the first two replies, sodapopsolstice and thefirstpunch don't exist anymore, as well as autismfag who wasn't included in the screenshot but also left a reply on the post.

it is absolutely insane how staff can just ban anyone they want for any reason, but only do it to people who are mean to them on the internet, and not the infestation of white supremacists and antisemites and terfs that exist on this website.

[bowsersex2]

Users catgirltreats and scattereda also got terminated for replying “looks like shit.” So he terminated at least 5 users for insulting his petunias. What also makes this frustrating is that he KNOWS why these users are mad at him and that they’re not just leaving these replies for no reason. But instead of listening to users about why none of us like the recent changes, he’s terminating the accounts of users who are a little too mean about it.