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a princess who only has her hands to entertain herself in the night and the knight who shares a bedroom wall with her and is being tested by god

wolftoes

She's doing shadow puppets and the knight can't see who's making them

and-my-sword

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luprand

I think Plato said something about this.

penandinkprincess

me normally: i love!! acquiring objects!!

me packing: who the FUCK acquired this many OBJECTS

c3rvida3

How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

evilsoup

how to tell human,,, "ilove you",,,

stuckinapril

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

sexygaywizard

Imagine a warlock. Now imagine a sorcerer. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat.

day-one-dlc

krafterwrites

I've been crying laughing from this for the last 5 minutes

beggars-opera

Hi this is absolutely killing me, could someone please point me in the direction of that video of the guy in like a train station who’s pretending to be a street preacher but he’s reading the Very Hungry Caterpillar like it’s the book of Genesis

beggars-opera

God bless you

thank you

…?

self care is turning on your console and starting rdr2 to ride your horsey around aimlessly while taking in the ambience and scenery

distressed-devilsitter

Baldur's Gate 3 (and, by extension, Larian Studios) has ruined gaming for me. Not only is Bg3 a well-crafted game with an excellent plot, fun mechanics, and realistic characters, but they actually listen to the community? People ask for Minthara to be a companion on a good playthrough and we get it. The community asks for an epilouge and what happens? We get a godamned reunion party. They literally went "You know what? We can do you one better." And over delivered.

Larian has really gone above and beyond with this game. How am I supposed to go back to soulless, triple AAA games that ignore their community (not to mention the well-being of their workers) after this?

socialistexan

Hallmark Movie tropes where a woman visits her rural hometown and fall in love with a random camo wearing musclebound white man because of the power of Christmas, and then leaves her successful city job, and cuck boyfriend to be said man's submissive wife is conservative and possibly even white nationalist propaganda.

In this essay I will...

socialistexan

parasitoidism

Being a weird little girl as a kid provides two options to you: becoming transgender or becoming a weird adult woman. Both of which are things the world needs more of

stellatheknave

tanadrin

we should globally ban the introduction of more powerful computer hardware for 10-20 years, not as an AI safety thing (though we could frame it as that), but to force programmers to optimize their shit better

kawaiimunism

I reblogged this like 9 times kinda jokingly, but software should be able to run on older and less powerful hardware, and consume less power on newer hardware. Like, this is a real problem imo

subrosadraco

triplefoul24-deactivated2022112

Wig

loyle-trash

pokemon

stvlti

bonersniper

The legendaries for the next pokemon game look interesting

homestucktrashnow-deactivated20

hiring a wizard to break whatever curse is holding henry kissingers shitty body together and laughing with childish glee as he instantly collapses into individual limbs like a lego character