You like it, don't you Squidward?

Ryan, Ph.D. 27.

[colourofthekites]

looking for shirt braces online and I saw this and thought tumblr would appreciate it

[farlanish]

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.

[wintercorrybriea]

[pukicho]

fuck/marry/kill father son holy spirit

That's one guy, you fucking shit

[pervigilatrix]

Council of Nicea, 325 C.E.

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[girlwhoisnormal]

They should invent a job that i actually want to do

[rattle-my-stars]

[sexchangedotcom]

youre saying this radio gave you head ?

[fresh-and-fruit-y]

[sweetanyways]

a new concept: idiot academia

where u have book smarts but have absolutely no common sense

[black-lodge-gatekeeper]

Why are you hiding this in the tags. Truth should never hide in the tags.

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[jarfieid]

I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

[thirtynineitude]

the people of new orleans are losing it

[kettleninth]

the people of new orleans fuckin rock

[memewhore]

[thatdisasterauthor]

This one really does just gain momentum with every new word, huh?

[concave-asscheeks]

i made a higher resolution live slug reaction

bonus: a smiling version :)

[concave-asscheeks]

okay i kept you all waiting long enough here's the pog version

[bewbin]

kinda dropped the idea after i was like 6 years old but we need to fucking kill Barney guys

[bewbin]

[bewbin]

Just found out children all across the world wanted this purple fucker dead and we had different hymns with the same divine message

[onceiwashere]

when a marble movie plays a beloved classic rock hit during the climax: 😕🙁☹️🤢😴😴👎🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️🚷🙄🥶

when the sopranos plays a kind of bad pop song that was mildly popular in quebec for 3 weeks in 1995 over a crane shot of james gandolfini eating cereal: 😲🤩🥳🥹👍👍👍👀👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🔥🔥🧨🎊🎉🏆🏆🏆

[escuerzoresucitado]

[catchymemes]