So I'm Pretty Sure You're Lost If You're Here

sup fuckers. welcome to the shit show.

[spongecatdog]

I’m Wanting to Get Back into Writing

Feel free to send any writing prompts my way! I’ll definitely try to do them as long as I know the characters and/or media well enough to do so!

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[arcolan]

11 year old border collie: gets a special shot for his chronic back pain this morning

2pm: "where's the dog he can't possibly have jumped over the fence"

3pm: "hi i live in [another village]! I got your dog here, if you can come fetch him?"

"well at least that new medication is working 💀"

[emcapi]

[fudamnshi]

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[picascribit]

There are 2 types of fanfic:

fanfic that I like

fanfic that is none of my business

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

Are y’all okay? What is happening

[socialpants]

what's happening with the reblog map???

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

it’s an amazing digital circle

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[rumplefuckingstiltzkin]

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

[feyosha]

Fascinated by the perceived necessity of an Equivalent Exchange

[kosmogrl]

[kumboochies]

[shittyidea]

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

[daughter-of-sapph0]

just killed the legendary hero while he was remembering his dead wife. fucking loser. he got distracted while imagining her laughing and smiling with him underneath thin bedsheets. what a dumb and cliche dead wife memory.

anyway i hit him with an eldritch blast while he wasn't looking. the dark wizard wins once again! nyehehehe

[daughter-of-sapph0]

wait, why is his party gathering around him like that? what are you doing? your leader is dead, you already lost!

[daughter-of-sapph0]

revival spells are fucking stupid cheater bullshit i hate you i hate you i hate you! making a youtube video essay rant on why you shouldn't use revival spells as im stuck in evil wizard prison

[daughter-of-sapph0]

actually, wait a minute. if his party had a revival spell, why not use it on his dead wife?! fucking bullshit stupid ass hero party. i hate them!

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[batrachised]

least favorite part of adulthood? the Tasks. you think you have a handle on the Tasks and then a New Task emerges and breeds 34 other new Tasks with it like they're coat hangers in a closet. there is no way to cut down on these Tasks because in the most insidious of ironies, trying to do so? another Task itself

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

“is he in there / can we get him out” has become an all-timer quote for The Character trapped in a toxic situation that’s bringing them daily torment which will last for an eternity. and for good reason. but often this is the “he” that is “in there” you are trying to “get out”

[tackminyard]

affirmations for my printer:

you are not out of paper

you have so much paper

it’s okay to function as intended

you are not out of ink

i just refilled that cartridge last month

you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to

you’re allowed to print things

[sydrichie]