[dankmemeking]

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

[sugarweregoingdownswinging]

You would not believe Bill Nye

If ten million Science Guys

[the-strawman]

As I fell asleep

[be-more-chaotic]

*slams keyboard*

[rodrickheffeley]

[memesandlaughs]

[elvish-mysticcc]

Me, with premium:

[wonderswoman]

x

[spiritoftruth]

the birds of prey teaser starting off in theaters pretending to be the opening to “it: chapter 2″ right after the joker trailer with harley quinn interrupting still amazes me sometimes

[wonderswoman]

[bundyspooks]

In New Zealand, there is a man legally known as ‘The Wizard’ who is an educator, comedian, magician and politician. Some of his political ideas include:

Abolishing old-fashioned gender roles

Travelling to find the “center of the universe”

Replacing God and the Church with Wizardry and the World Wide Web

[shockalypse-deactivated20190501]

“Wizard, The”

[thefoolsfolly-theclownsconstruc]

This is The Wizard, reblog in 35 seconds to reveal the secrets of the center of the universe and abolish old fashioned gender roles.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

The Wizard of New Zealand is not just legally named “The Wizard” so he can appear on his driver’s licence that way.  He is actually, literally, officially, the Wizard of New Zealand and was appointed to that role by Prime Minister Mike Moore in 1990.  

[kingofconeyisland]

When your friend is sick and you want to miss school

[yeahponcho]

poncho vs miku... the greatest battle of our time

[1980vibes]

don’t ever beg for a friendship or relationship with anyone. if you don’t receive the same effort you give… lose that contact

[walmartdionysus]

Pardner, why u mad? Cuz my spurs jingle jangle jingle and yours don’t?

[thenatsdorf]

“Do I look like I eat bugs?!”

[emchromatic]

I love this frog so much I drew a comic of it.

[zevveli]

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

[elsajeni]

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

[princessnijireiki]

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”

[siderealsandman]

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

[neyruto]

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)

[omnybus]

Rootin’, tootin’, toil n’ shootin’

Fire burn and cowboy bootin’

Eye of newt and spicy beans,

Toe of frog and denim jeans,

Whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle

tossed into my iron griddle

With the tannin’ of our hides,

Somethin’ wicked this way rides

[serendipiteaart]

Not that anyone asked for this but

[fat-mabari]

everyone asked for it they just didn’t know they did

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[nightfuryobsessed]

YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

son that’s it you’re grounded. i found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. i didn’t raise you to be such a nerd

[butterflypeaflowertea]

i spent the whole summer building up and adding onto my dcu (daydream cinematic universe). it‘s quite extensive now :-)

[augustheart]

why don’t you go watch some of the oscar award-winning film spider-man: into the spider-verse and maybe you’ll calm down