Sword of Sporktimus

Pointless Silly Things that only I find amusing

[creaturesfromdreams]

035/999 by ksenolog

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Karl Lindberg >> The Masque of the Red Death.

[bowelfly]

Also on Antelope Island, UT. Pretty sizable little beauty, legspan a little bigger than a quarter. I’m abysmal at spider identification, so I’m just going to call it a wolf spider until someone corrects me or IDs it further.

[outofcontextdnd]

My little brothers first encounter in his first DnD game, a level 1 paladin

“Does a horse count as a weapon?”

[sporktimus-blog]

He's on the right track.

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Two-handed Sword

Dated: middle of the 16th century 

Culture: German

Measurements: overall length 156 cm

The sword has a double-edged wavy blade, slightly broader at the point. The pronounced ricasso features slightly curved parrying hooks on both sides. An orb is inlaid in brass on one side at the base of the blade. The other side has three deeply struck marks.

The flat tapering quillons have large guard rings on both sides, while the original spirally moulded grip is covered in black leather provided with old fringes on both ends. The sword has an hexagonal pommel.

Source: Copyright © 2015 Hermann Historica

[thebeautyofbecoming]

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[mariocog]

What happened here? I feel like there’s a story to tell…

[knightofleo]

Vadim Voitekhovitch | Oil on Canvas steel moon old harbor leviathan heavenly guardian stolen sky chasing time tide the last stagecoach curfew arrival

[harktorambler]

[princess-peachie]

YES YES YES

[knightofleo]

Vadim Voitekhovitch | Oil on Canvas steel moon old harbor leviathan heavenly guardian stolen sky chasing time tide the last stagecoach curfew arrival

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Short Films by George Méliès

Le Manoir du Diable (1896) (considered the first horror film in history) Une nuit terrible (1896) Le Chateau Hanté (1897) Le Diable Au Couvent (1899) Évocation Spirite (1899) Le diable géant ou Le miracle de la madonne (1901) Le chaudron infernal (1903) Le cake-walk infernal (1903) Le monstre (1903) Le diable noir (1905) Les quatre cents farces du diable (1906)

Other Short Films

The Sealed Room (1909) Frankenstein (1910) Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1913) The Fall of the House of Usher (1928)

Famous Classic Horror Films 

Das Kabinett des Doktor Caligari (1920) Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920) Nosferatu (1922) Häxan (1922) Orlacs Hände (1924) The Phantom of the Opera (1925) Vampyr (1932) House on Haunted Hill (1959) Plan 9 from Outer Space (1956) The Bat (1959) The Last Man on Earth (1964) Night of the Living Dead (1968)

Other Films

10s-30s

Der Golem (1915) // Der Golem - Wie er in die Welt Kam (1920) // Genuine (1920) // Dr. Mabuse, der Spieler (1922) // The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1923) // Wolf Blood (1925) // The Cat and the Canary (1927) // Svengali (1931) // White Zombie (1932) // The Monster Walks (1933) // The Most Dangerous Game (1933) // Ghoul (1933) // The Vampire Bat (1933) // Maniac (1934) // The House of Mystery (1934) // The Beast of Borneo (1934) // The Ghost Walks (1934) // Phantom Ship (1935) // Revolt of the Zombies (1935) // Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (1936) // The Man Who Changed His Mind (1936) // The Rogues’ Tavern (1936) // 夜半歌聲 (Ye Ban Ge Sheng) (1937) // The Riders of the Whistling Skull (1937) // The Devil’s Daughter (1939) // The Face at the Window (1939) // Torture Ship (1939)

40s-50s

The Mummy’s Hand (1940) // The Devil Bat (1940) // The Ape (1940) // Doomed to Die (1940) // King of the Zombies (1940) // Invisible Ghost (1940) // Spooks Run Wild (1941) // The Ghost Train (1941) // The Mad Monster (1942) // Bowery at Midnight (1942) // The Corpse Vanishes (1942) // The Living Ghost (1942) // The Ape Man (1943) // Dead Men Walk (1943) // The Ghost and the Guest (1943) // The Monster Maker (1944) // Voodoo Man (1944) // One Body Too Many (1944) // The Flying Serpent (1946) // Devil Monster (1946) // Mesa of Lost Women (1953) // The Snow Creature (1954) // The Phantom from 10,000 Leagues (1955) // Dementia (1955) // Indestructible Man (1956) // La maldición de la momia azteca (1957) // 20 Million Miles to Earth (1957) // Frankenstein’s Daughter (1958) // La momia azteca contra el robot humano (1958) // Night of the Blood Beast (1958) // The Screaming Skull (1958) // I Bury the Living (1958) // The Devil’s Partner (1958) // Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959) // A Bucket of Blood (1959) // Beast from Haunted Cave (1959) // The Killer Shrews (1959) // The Wasp Woman (1959) // The Manster (1959) // Terror is a Man (1959)

60s - 70s

Teenage Zombies (1960) // Horror Hotel (1960) // The Little Shop of Horrors (1960) // Atom Age Vampire (1960) // Ein Toter hing im Netz (1960) // 13 Ghosts (1960) // Tormented (1960) // Last Woman on Earth (1960) // The Naked Witch (1961) // The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) // Creature from the Haunted Sea (1961) // Werewolf in a Girls’ Dormitory (1961) // Night Tide (1961) // The Devil’s Messenger (1961) // Bloodlust! (1961) // Eegah (1962) // Carnival Of Souls (1962) // The Brain that Wouldn’t Die (1962) // The Devil’s Hand (1961) // Hands of a Stranger (1962) // The Dungeon of Harrow (1962) // Trauma (1962) // El barón del terror (1962) // Ring of Terror (1962) // Terror of the Bloodhunters (1962) // The Terror (1963) // Dementia 13 (1963) // Monstrosity: The Atomic Brain (1963) // À Meia-Noite Levarei Sua Alma (1964) // Two Thousand Maniacs! (1964) // The Strangler (1964) // The Faceless Monster (1965) // Il boia scarlatto (1965) // Creature of the Walking Dead (1965) // The Beach Girls and the Monster (1965) // The Eye Creatures (1965) // The She Beast (1966) // Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter (1966) // Manos - The Hands of Fate (1966) // Curse of the Swamp Creature (1966) // Night Fright (1967) // Creature of Destruction (1967) // Spider Baby or The Maddest Story Ever Told (1967) // In the Year 2889 (1967) // The Ghosts of Hanley House (1968) // It’s Alive! (1969) // How Awful About Allan (1970) // La figlia di Frankenstein (1971) // Blood Thirst (1971) // Snake People (1971) // Horror Express (1972) // Frankenstein ‘80 (1972)

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Here’s a list with almost 200 public domain horror movies

[katanafatale]

So fun fact: A career goal of mine is to make self defense jewelry like this ring here.

I designed this, and had it made specifically for me, to protect myself while maintaining my aesthetic. I was in a physically abusive relationship in my early 20’s and then when I escaped that, I had a stalker in college who was a serial rapist that had avoided being caught. Instead of worrying about my education, instead of worrying about my finals, I was worried about my life.

I got tired of being scared. I got tired of waiting for my impeding doom, I grew tired of the police telling me that my stalker could legally follow me wherever I went so long as he didn’t physically harm me.

I got tired of men wishing to harm me.

So, I did something about.

Carrying pepper spray wasn’t enough. Ya girl likes big purses and I would never find my pepper spray in time to defend myself in an emergency. So, I thought “if I had a ring that also worked as a weapon- I’d feel more in control.”

So, that’s what the fuck I did. I made a 100% steel metal ring that can be sharpened, resharpened, and sharpened again using a steel blade.

I’m happy to report that my stalker was eventually caught and sent to prison.

Anyway, my career goal is to make serious self defense jewelry. I think women would feel really empowered. I live downtown and I walk by myself to get to where I need to go, and I imagine there’s a lot of women like me out there that just want to get home safely, while looking fly and protected.

I’m going to make a gofundme or indiegogo soon in the hopes that many of you could help me achieve this goal.

[wishyroses]

I WOULD CONTRIBUTE NO JOKE

[ja-ll]

I BACK THIS SO HARD TAKE MY MONEY

[msmewz]

HOLY SHIT YES!

[jointed-custody]

Ditto. I would wear that every day because it’s gorgeous. The fact that it’s useful? Bonus!

[sporktimus-blog]

38,000 notes say this is an incredible idea.

Please pursue this.

[hasbrotoys]

>tell sister that something is a bad idea

>she does it anyways

>upset when the outcome i said would happen happens

idk what you want

[riverly-melody-blog]

I've been wondering lately

if a human soul were a sound, what would your soul sound like? Like, would it sound like rain? Or birds chirping? Or rustling leaves? Or tires screeching against the road? Or some melody or tune? Put it in the tags please because I need to know

[beholdingslut]

The First History Man, Mad Max: Fury Road, 2015 / The First History Man, my arm, 2015

[sporktimus-blog]

If I got a tattoo - this one, I’d consider.

[b-sim]

Mad Max: Fury Road Vehicles

[krudman]

Why, yes. Yes, I am a character designer that works in the game industry. How could you tell???

[takashi0]

“SEXUAL DIMORPHISM? WHAT’S THAT?” 

[krudman]

[sporktimus-blog]

Random character doodles. I’m tired, man. It’s been a busy few days. Better get some sleep before the GEDs tomorrow. No personalities I recognize here except a teenage angry Nina Machida in the bottom right corner, and I’m kinda liking the look of the Russel Crowe-esque fellow in the top middle.