Sprawled Across The Page

Just a fucking Tumblr blog, right?

[dimmise]

when he met naruto again in shippuden

[ozth]

found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

[catboybiologist]

Why can't we ever use bullshit bioessentialism for fun things

[catboybiologist]

I'll start

When someone starts transfemme transfeminine HRT, they're warned that the breast growth is one of the few irreversible steps, and that it would need surgery to undo.

When someone starts transmasculine HRT, they're told that it won't get rid of their breasts, and that they need surgery to remove.

The standard societal conception of "androgynous" is a waifish, thin, flat chested individual

However, the inability of core gene regulation to reduce boobs, as demonstrated by HRT of many forms, shows that boobs are the natural inclination of the human body

Therefore, I motion that "androgynous" should mean someone with some real honkers. I'm talking some massive badonkers. Some enormous honkalagoogas. Some incredible and vast hadookalabohkadookies

(please don't take this seriously I'm actually studying bio and anyone trying to say something about the "natural" state of things is full of shit okay bye)

[catboybiologist]

I'm a published research scientist you have to believe me

[rainbow-demoness]

I'm in favour of this. We are mammals. What's a mammal without mammaries?

By the same token, beards require lasers to remove (and are mighty stubborn about it too), but male pattern baldness tends to get at least somewhat reversed by estrogen treatment. So our natural androgynous state is a full head of hair, beard, and breasts.

[catboybiologist]

Other things of note are voice and hips.

So peak androgyny, by this same logic, is massive tits, a packin' ass, luscious hair all over the head, and a deep voice.

[maplecinnamonbun]

[walkthebass]

High-key my favorite running gag in Temeraire is when somebody reveals something shocking and Laurence would like the tea but obviously it is completely unthinkable that one could inquire further when the other party has not offered the information first, so he and everyone else will simply have to live with their curiosity eternally unsatisfied.

Only for the aviator sitting next to him to immediately say "That's buck wild. So what happened?"

[meangirlnurse]

i'm in tears

[meangirlnurse]

we're taking the little dogs swimming tomorrow so we tried their life vests on

and when we took PS5's off she DEMANDED to have it put back on

so now she's just hanging out in her teeny tiny life vest

[meangirlnurse]

she is ready. to go smimming

[meangirlnurse]

[intrepidreporter]

IS HER NAME PS5

[meangirlnurse]

YES IT IS

[meangirlnurse]

i think she likes the life jacket more than she actually likes swimming. poser

[meangirlnurse]

a solemn burrito

[artisio]

[damespock]

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

[snowdropskylark]

​hey so funny thing about this

[sidsky]

Can only accurately reblog this addition until November 25, 2024.

[damespock]

this website LOVES a damn time limit

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Available!

Sibling Rivalry

Reblog this before our moon becomes and only child again!

[bellossom]

me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

[animentality]

uterus v2.9.1 has been installed.

[willgrahamscock]

having a tumblr blog is cool because you can scroll back for years to realize you’ve never been normal about any of your interests so why start now

[willgrahamscock]

leabe me alonne

[warcrimesimulator]

thinking about creatures.

[warcrimesimulator]

look at this thing

[warcrimesimulator]

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

[otiksimr]

That is a banded linsang.

They sit very politely.

[willowrunes]

Oh yeah there's a part 2 of the horse desensitizing that I love.

🐎: Hey what's with that tiny predator, the one you're hold- WOAH WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT UP SO HIGH

[teaboot]

Never in my life have I seen all cat so clearly thrilled to be swung about like a ferret

[tanadrin]

imagine how much more fucked up the history of the world would be if eating someone's brains reliably conferred on you their memory and knowledge

[stumpyjoepete]

[ferigrievance]

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

[totally-a-wizard]

Christians with the Eucharist.

[ferigrievance]

this is the funniest fucking reply ive gotten on this post everyone go home

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

just had an absolutely atrocious thought

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[eggshellsareeat]

Notes are in complete agreement

[i-gustavvv]

[perniciousprophet]

Me: “man, I hate that all my plant’s leaves have holes in them. What could be causing this?”

The pestiferous caterpillar:

[akuri18]

This drawing is inspired by “Mosatsu(妄撮)”.

[adobe-outdesign]

the craziest beta 'mon is this guy, who would evolve into a random Pokemon upon evolution

like imagine finding this autism creature fighting for its life out in the wild so you catch it out of pity and two months later it evolves into goddamn Rayquaza

[bogleech]

It's my favorite concept out of all of them really, the design like an unfinished clay animal is too perfect. Universal pokemon embryo. I'd just want it to also have like its very own secret evolution too.