sorry about the sapphires

lilly, 28, aus bi, she/her ☆ twt

[springfieldfats]

hey all!! just sharing a link to an update on our campaign to help my friend Omar provide for his family in Gaza. they could really use your support <3

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[thelhc]

nobody has been there for me like the ‘x reader’ tag has been there for me

[probuccalfat]

pewdiepie was one of the harbingers of the alt right internet apocalypse i hate that skinny white man with all my heart

[neruomancer]

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[bgm05]

ideas for discourse i came up with

having OCs is bourgeois

people who write erotica should be considered sex workers

only americans believe in aliens

it's misogynist to draw touhou characters with big boobs

the "godzilla" franchise is harmful because it teaches children that they should be afraid of lizards and other animals

feel free to argue about any of these, credit not needed but appreciated

[jocknerd69]

drift compatibility continues to be one of my favorite ways to analyze a relationship. yes this ship is good but could they pilot a jaeger together LET'S DISCUSS

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[toriel-2]

babygirl im gonna fuck you until you can walk #divinemiraclepenis

[image-plus-official]

John Brosio - Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013) [2000 x 1833]

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[ronartesian-deactivated20161106]

I haven’t ate anything since 11 Bruh I’m starving

[woodmeat]

damn an u how old now?

[romanceyourdemons]

when you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to *image of me perched atop a throne of human skulls on a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls, and the dream goes on forever, one single static frame*

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

[threedollarsdotcom]

letd go eat parts of that guys car

[simpsorama]