Sprout

[ She/he/Them ] 🇮🇹 DW fanatic, I like the Master too much maan

[bugisblog]

Straight to DVD Barbie movies have the opposite dynamic of most fandom media because the male love interests are so flat and boring that the only option for shipping is yuri and I think that’s beautiful.

[cheeseakaironbird]

they all (and previous one) looks similar because that was the plan...yes

[cheeseakaironbird]

they all (and previous one) looks similar because that was the plan...yes

[astro-the-silly]

"haha doctor i've got you now...... computer, play love, me normally by will wood"

[spoopslingwater]

the virgin boobless doflamingo (aerodynamic) vs the chad big tiddied crocodile (breathable)

[kijimha]

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

[burntundertones]

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[strangestcase]

This is UNTRUE!!!! If you’re new to Catholicism you HAVE to listen to MEEEEEEEEE. Here’s my advice:

Leave

[drdonogood]

Baby need smoko

[catboybiologist]

Angry Gamers (capitol G) will look at a new trailer, invent a way cooler and more epic version of it, and then think that cooler and more epic version is Bad, somehow

[catboybiologist]

New female GTA protagonist is being described as "looking like a tranny and fat"

As in

This character:

She literally is not. Would be way cooler if she was though

[catboybiologist]

Ciri is "too masculine" in the new Witcher trailer.

Ciri.

In this trailer:

This is literally just a cis woman. Would be based as fuck if they fucked with that a bit.

[catboybiologist]

Man imagine a GTA where you play as a trans woman sex worker forced into increasingly dangerous situations, surviving and slowly thriving through crimes and heists of escalating stakes, slowly overcoming and eventually overthrowing those who wronged you in both the justice system and the criminal underworld

[catboybiologist]

Maybe game studios should have one of these Gamers on their team to torture. The angrier this Gamer gets the further the rest of the team pushes. If this Gamer is violent with rage by the end of a brainstorming session it's considered successful.

[catboybiologist]

They could keep him in a little terrarium

[catboybiologist]

Not letting you hide this in the tags

[rotund-squirrelmeister]

sound of drums is just martha realising that the doctor is in loads if gay situationships and coming to the conclusion that that’s probably why he doesn’t like her that way

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

[elodieunderglass]

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

[chatdomestique]

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

[natequarter]

a brief guide to uk politics for the uninitiated:

thatcher sucks

blair sucks

cameron sucks + may or may not have fucked a pig + called for a brexit referendum expecting everyone to vote remain (everyone did not vote remain)

may sucks

johnson sucks particularly badly and has a hobby of lying to the public about everything

gove sucks

[mirrorfalls]

What about that Starmer guy

[irregularjohnnywiggins]

What about that Starmer guy?

[natequarter]

whoever the next guy is sucks

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

will Larry the Cat suck if appointed?

[natequarter]

Within a month of his arrival at Downing Street, anonymous sources described Larry as having "a distinct lack of killer instinct." Later that year, it was revealed that Larry spent more time sleeping than hunting for mice, and shared the company of a female cat, Maisie. At one point in 2011, mice were so endemic in Downing Street that the Prime Minister, David Cameron, resorted to throwing a fork at one during a Cabinet dinner. His lack of killer instinct also earned him the nickname "Lazy Larry" by the tabloid press.

yes

[oxyisgone]

[olden-towne]

Me if I was in doctor who: You know, I get that you guys have this complicated tango where he tries to help aliens invade your favorite planet, and you try to stop him, and then the aliens betray him so you two have to work together for like an hour, and then he disappears into the night so you can do it all again, and I can respect that. However, you do realize that you could leave the human race out of it and just have sex? You know you can do that, right?