Generally Gen...

Gen ・ 18 ・ Australian ・ there was a time I tried to have an aesthetic blog but now I have a weird sense of humour so it's basically just shitposting xxxxx

[walterwhitemediocrity]

God killing B*sh on World AIDS Day

[the-worm-that-gnaws-in-the-night]

Today is world AIDS day so take a moment to remember those who have gone before us.

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[backseat-burner]

same energy:

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[leerans]

It’s wild how like… JKR is so skilled at so many aspects of writing, especially in little character moments, but when it comes to implications of throwaway lines she just… not a SINGLE thought. 

Like in Chamber of Secrets, when Harry is talking to Tom / Voldemort and is like, you Framed Hagrid, Tom is like, yeah he was always trying to raise monsters, 

he says that Hagrid tried to raise werewolf cubs under his bed like… 

oh you mean like, children? like human children? 

[jannock-jess]

Me: So you remember in the ALTA finale when Aang gets slammed against a rock in JUST the right spot so his chakra is unblocked and it realigns his whole spirit & body and he is able to reach his full potential as the avatar? 

My Chiropractor: What?

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[violaslayvis]

August 11th. I remember when a lot of people on here jumped down my throat & tried to justify the state ceasing to provide bottled water for residents because “the lead levels are safe now!!!!”

The state also doesn’t seem to have a problem selling privatizing clean water sources near Flint, selling them to Nestle & making Flint residents pay for their own water

[thetrollsarealright-deactivated]

At this point it is not an ecological disaster, or a failure of infrastucture. IT IS A DELIBERATE TRIAL RUN IN PRIVATIZING ALL WATER.

[stability]

I wish i would’ve thought of this when I was in school

[theequeerstrian]

That’s the most Chaotic Neutral Parent thing I’ve ever heard

[currycutta-dondy]

[currycutta-dondy]

Still not over the fact i got a death threat from a hentai blog over this post

[kattimariias]

that sentence was powerful enough to send me into a confused gaze

[goku-z]

[bardstardish]

Even bohemian rhapsody does the bury your gays trope...

freddie mercury literally died in real life though?????

[bardstardish]

[loathlylady]

Today I heard the phrase “yeah nah that’s heaps dog but” and was sharply reminded that broad Australian English isn’t so much an accent as a dialect

[horsefieldmix]

is op pulling a fast one or do yall talk like this

[kaijuno]

The real gen z aesthetic is having a vague memory of Maisy mouse in the back of your head that you’ve completely forgotten about until you see a picture of her and you’re suddenly teleported back to 1999

[i-am-a-fish]

you gotta start scrolling upwards now im sorry

[xlec]

astrology side of tumblr….stop

[mariofartwii]

looks like we’ve got ourselves a Virgo…

[xlec]

shut the fu k up I am a virgo

[meloetta]

i still can’t believe renaissance fairs are real

[meloetta]

it’s like anime expo for fans of the black plague

[zoby]

have you ever actually been to one or are you just basing this on that episode of family guy

[meloetta]

the implication that i’ve ever seen an episode of family guy in my life is worse than all the medieval insults that have been thrown at me so far