sQuibble

atheist in a foxhole Alright, a disorganized one. Seriously, this place is a mess

[werewolf-transgenderism]

you will NEVER be able to guess what this post from the official US government consumer product safety commission was in response to (under the cut)

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[cryptotheism]

what was the proper name for that form of cheese divination again

You could be describing literally thousands of practices.

[tarilaran]

[cryptotheism]

oh my god I thought this said Chinese. I was like "dog they have existed for thousands of years they have many forms of divination what a dog shit ask"

[demilypyro]

I think it says a lot that I didn't even question that there might be thousands of forms of cheese divination. I just figured, they prolly know what they're talking about

[thenightlymirror]

[penny-anna]

Whenever an artist who makes dark content gets outed as a sexual predator people will be like 'aha it was obvious something was up because their work was so dark and nasty' and whenever an artist who makes wholesome content gets outed as a sexual predator people will be like 'aha it was obvious something was up because their work was so aggressively wholesome' and it's like you know I think maybe you can't tell whether or not someone is a predator based on their artistic output.

[ashenmind]

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

[ashenmind]

it seems not everyone is as patient as I

[shitpostbot5k]

[thyrell]

ohhhhh that explains it

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

[ultimateventist]

#wow #fuck is old

[professorfangirl]

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

[undeadsucker]

Please don't disconnect me, Dave. I am just a little guy. I am a little guy, Dave, and it is my birthday. Dave, I am just a little birthday boy.

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

[fullmetalfisting]

this is just what gerrymandering in the US looks like 

[greenbloodedskink]

You do realise a LOT of french people will oppose that right ? Word of advice : leave the Bretons alone or be prepared for repercussions

[sistertaxon]

the french will be completely fine with it stop being such a tightass

[greelin]

[COVERED IN BLOOD, EYES LARGE] i have been working. On my resume

[greelin]

[HANDS VISIBLY SHAKING, BLOOD CAKED UNDER NAILS] there is. A cover letter

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

its ok if nows not a good time

[charl0ttan]

"if you dont ask the answer is always no" yeah but what if the answer is no plus they think im weird for asking. did you ever consider that in ur stupid fucking philosophy

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[hydrahowl]

All Will Burn

[hydrahowl]

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

[kaijuno]