There's a lot of competition for funniest moments in Pathologic but a top five has to be in Artemy's route where Vlad the Younger can pay you 7k to go down a well to see wtf is going on and you meet the Rat Prophet, and upon going back to VtY and telling him it's fucked up down there he asks you, in the tone of a man who really doesn't want to be saying what he's saying, 'was there a... tiny.... rat man...' and when you're like wtf yeah what is it he's like idk. Here's another 7k to never speak of it again















