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There's a lot of competition for funniest moments in Pathologic but a top five has to be in Artemy's route where Vlad the Younger can pay you 7k to go down a well to see wtf is going on and you meet the Rat Prophet, and upon going back to VtY and telling him it's fucked up down there he asks you, in the tone of a man who really doesn't want to be saying what he's saying, 'was there a... tiny.... rat man...' and when you're like wtf yeah what is it he's like idk. Here's another 7k to never speak of it again

#listen vlad jr dont get it twisted i hate you and i hope you die badly but also. lol you funny man #also i love the horrible little ratman design of the rat prophet in classic like. Why Is He Dressed Like That #artemy just like: yea he blew cigarette smoke in my face and told me every choice i make will be the wrong one what's up with that?#vlad jr: who knows. Now Let Us Never Speak Of This Again.#pathologic posting

creekfiend

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

tuftedpygmysquirrel

Hello.

creekfiend

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

tuftedpygmysquirrel

I can go upside down.

creekfiend

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

#I can go upside down.#favourite #fwend

rylandgracie

this is literally their version of fighting while building ikea furniture

#this scene has EVERYTHING #'yes. out pointy.'#'he tells me what to do. he tells me why to do it. he tells me how to do it. he tells me when to do it.#and then when i do it hes like WHAT ARE YOU DOING'#'you dont even use a bed! dont you have the like HELLRAISER THING that you sleep on?'#rocky slamming himself against his ball #rocky telling grace to stop being a bitch and go take a nap #armando rocky jazzhands!#favourite #project hail mary

starrose17

He's just a single bloke in his space apartment.

#damn bitch you live like this question?#'this room for garbage? OUGHHHH!' is my new favourite vocal stim #oh and 'where my BEDROOM!'#basically just talking like rocky in general #project hail mary

forlorngarden

kind of crazy how they drop this bar like 20 minutes into the game. let me get up let me get uppp

#lines from games that make you want to cry and cry and throw rocks at the writers #also worth noting that about 5mins before this you can also encounter the line 'i want to have fuck with you'#disco elysium the game that you are

robindrake13

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#i dont like em :) cos...i dont like em :) i dont like any guy on their team :)))))

chongoblog

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

chongoblog

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

hypnosees

shirtless artemy appreciation post

#i am looking extremely disrespectfullly #oughhhh husband your bobbs…..#thank you for giving him his beef back #ik he’s like starving to death or whatever in the game but they made his arms so tiny and it freaks me out….#pathologic posting

doyoulikethis-videogame-song

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Do you like this Video Game Song? #2814

I like it and I've definitely heard it before

I like it and it sounds familiar

I like it and this is my first time hearing it

I don't feel strongly about it or have a complex opinion

I don't like it and I've definitely heard it before

I don't like it and it sounds familiar

I don't like it and this is my first time hearing it

Voting ended onApr 9

#nice song to take a walk around town to #and then maybe a rat starts chasing you! anything could happen #but yes. i know her. so well.#music

goddidntdothis

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#yaaaay. yaaaaaayyy. yay. MY BOYS!!!!!!#yaaay. jumps up and down. yippieeee.#what’s better than this. guys being dudes #pathologic posting

mayormimii

micro-dosing chapter 2 of my crack fic

#very very verrrrry good op #andrey and 'listen im gonna do something so bad in your house that the mayor has to turn it into a park so the community can heal'#has me in literal tears #pathologic posting

tempesthawke

ESOTERIC EBB

#who up ebbing they esoteric rn #LOVE this opening sm smmmmm #like…….LOVE a game that has an opening that makes me go. what the freaaaak #pathologic 2 is THE what the freak opening of all time but this one was good #esoteric ebb #esoteric BULLSHIT

nongunktional

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

#shit the cleric says #“personally im a woman guy” (TAKE ROOT: suddenly understand gender) “yeah im a woman guy”#esoteric ebb #esoteric BULLSHIT

spoopdeedoop

petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

spoopdeedoop

in hindsight, pitching something that would be deemed a fair bit strange by some standards to a site teeming with already incredibly strange people was a mistake. apologies tumblr users i’d forgotten where i was

#shit the cleric says #literally pick the “huzzah!” option every time one pops up because i love it so much #and every time some fuckass chime says “dont ever do that again”#i will HUZZAH as much as i please!!!!!!#esoteric ebb #esoteric BULLSHIT