The best part of this image is that the gorilla isn’t named Mental Disorder - Mental Disorder is the name of the three-foot-tall potato person the gorilla is gently cradling under his arm while it hauls ass at the same speed as a motor vehicle
i don't do bad sauce passes

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Cosimo Galluzzi

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trying on a metaphor

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Product Placement
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Not today Justin
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The best part of this image is that the gorilla isn’t named Mental Disorder - Mental Disorder is the name of the three-foot-tall potato person the gorilla is gently cradling under his arm while it hauls ass at the same speed as a motor vehicle
finally did a character sheet for Calliope, my bard/barbarian (and Ilvaine's older sister) in our current Dragonbane campaign. I loved making the mother-of-pearl inlay on her cittern the most.
aaaaand her campaign got nuked. kill me.
I didn't know they got horses dat small
they don't, that's just how big she is
Thank you so much @downtostars
pretty sure i just lost my editing gig to ai. hate and fucking war on planet earth.
like they've already made it very clear by a) ghosting me for months and b) getting my colleagues to train their stupid new ai. like i only know about this because one of my colleagues tipped me off. i imagine they're waiting to get it working before they formally let me go and fuck that. i am literally drafting my resignation lmao
guys. there has been an update. my spy colleague has informed me that my ex-boss is backtracking. the ai was supposed to speed things up because apparently i was unavailable too often but it turns out that another colleague has been lying about me telling him i was unavailable. i have email receipts proving this never happened.
this colleague also has beef with me because his documents were always garbage and i came back with a million corrections and called him out for mass copy-pasting. so he was just skipping the editing and saying i said i couldn't do it. and i lost my job because of it.
ex-boss backtracked and ended up asking me if i'd come back not as a freelance contractor but on an actual employment basis.
i declined.
shoutout to all the people reblogging the version of this before my rejection letter. and especially shoutout to those people saying they're happy for me and that there's justice on this earth. i regret to inform you that my version of justice means choosing violence.
collection of fonts i like / use a lot! all of these are free to download on the given site underneath. feel free to like & rb if this collection is useful.
okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING
I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying it’s not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.
FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that
had to draw this
Real asf This is literally the realest shit anyones ever said
no u fucken dont
fan art for this mythical post
Undertale was released 10 years ago.
Many still resonate with the "despite everything" line but this game altered the trajectory of my life so much that ten years later I'm not really sure I'm the same person after all.
Forgive me, I don't have the spoons to create something new for the anniversary. The nice thing is that it's because I'm busy taking care of things that are important to me, investing in my own happiness and drawing personal work again.
I don't think I ever shared this full comic from the Despite Everything zine. I don't really think I could make anything today that articulates my feelings better.
Thank you, Undertale. Thank you Toby Fox. Thank you to the many many people that make the community of this game special.
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In her own words:
I spoke out against hatred and violence in America — and it cost me my job.
I hate that like when arguing with christians about how they think that homosexuality is a sin because of the bible its a faux pas to be like ok well that's not real
I do not care about someone's personal creation mythology but when we are talking about like actual legislation that decides equal rights it is like ok you cannot just say source: religious document. why is that even allowed or taken seriously
Hey can anyone tell me what the FUCK this behavior means
finally did a character sheet for Calliope, my bard/barbarian (and Ilvaine's older sister) in our current Dragonbane campaign. I loved making the mother-of-pearl inlay on her cittern the most.
huge update