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Mitchell is such an inch resting guy to me. He’s a 119 year old vampire who, more than anything in the world, wants to be a cool chill guy who hangs out with his totally platonic roommate polycule and ignore the constant feeling like he’s an irredeemable monster because fundamentally he is and he knows that about himself but hey maybe I can pretend for a little while (shrug emoji)

#as soon as he gets slightly anxious he’s like maybe murder is ok actually 👀#he’s my evil boyfriend and I want him so bad #I want him to accidentally eat me during sex so bad

Being annoying about Being Human UK online has been incredibly rewarding

floralandfailing

I'm re-watching Being Human and it makes me GO INSANE. I love these 3 bisexuals like crazy, I've never loved a cast of characters more. They're literally perfect I love them

British media fell off the second this show ended. I'm actually obsessed. Why is there the smallest fandom for this show. I need to talk about them forever

stephexmachina

tbh in my eyes this kind of thing is inexcusably pathetic like it's not cute it's not funny it's not forgivable it's misogyny plain & simple. if you can't connect with female characters as full people with thoughts & emotions you're a loser & i have no respect for you #notsorry

squaresaw

So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess

optical-trapping

robowarrior-god

I've had this idea stuck in my head all day

(Thank you to @nebulations for the alt ID!)

flamingopuuuunch

Fullmetal Alchemist?

jellogram

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.