noah kahan enthusiast

ollie/em • he/they • minor • probably listening to noah kahan or drawing cats

[squirrelfrienddd]

hi :D

this is an intro post

• about me •

• ollie, em •

• he/it/xe•

• minor •

• fandoms/interests •

• noah kahan • 1D • taylor swift • gravity falls • wild life smp • hozier • brooklyn nine nine • heartstopper • french • spanish • hebrew • chinese • italian • psychology • the human body • art • poetry • cats • squirrels • the sky • i guess i like ethel cain related stuff • girls • only murders in the building • music •

this is a sideblog. no you don’t get to know my main <3

i’ll probably post about whatever i’m in the mood for honestly :3

[actually-n0thing]

[peanut-jelly]

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

[peanut-jelly]

once in a while i check the notes on this post (they're muted) just to see if it's grown. like my internet sourdough starter

[peanut-jelly]

I HAVE PLEASED A MUTUAL! 11/10 day

[squirrelfrienddd]

hands up for the slur song

[kikuwang-deactivated20150830]

my younger cousin’s favorite quote is “mamma mia that is a spicy meatball” and he says it all the time and earlier we went outside to play basketball and he tripped and fell over the uneven concrete and i was about to say are you ok when i heard “mamma mia that is a spicy sidewalk”

[spaghettihell]

Lord grant me strength

….and a burgr

[spaghettihell]

Oh boy.

A zillion notes and still no burgr

[sodium-ion]

Posts with ten athousand notes to me

[superchildeater]

A zillion?? Like a whole one of em??

[finsettoland]

A whole one zillion is PRECISELY what I meant! 😌

[superchildeater]

Waow. That's like... Alot

[finsettoland]

I know!

[fifiibibii]

[agentwaffle]

We do actually!!!

[lilisouless]

WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?

[staffs-secret-blog]

Took her out back and had her shot

[intriga-hounds]

can i interest u in a box of friend??

[calellon]

it’s him…… the Grey Earl…………..

[tiniesttinsel]

A most honored guest at the royal ball!

[brazensolar]

[heavyhandedgal]

This inaccurate. Should be obsidian.

[funohtrixpointnever-deactivated]

When water hits flowing lava it turns to cobblestone. Its only obsidian when it touches a source block, which clearly lava pouring out of a soda machine would not be. NEVER fuck with real Minecraft fans you fake gamer

[mellypluslina]

definitely one of The Pics of all time…

[willis-is-aroace-boylife]

wheres the #important

[jaubaius]

Vampire and werewolf dating

[runcibility]

OP I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DIDN’T CREDIT THIS, BECAUSE THERE IS SO MUCH MORE!

This is an ongoing series by @sarahseeandersen called “Fangs” - it’s absolutely worth following and keeping up with!

https://tapas.io/episode/1559785

[cottoncandyinsides]

Sharing the credited version!

[inficetegodwottery]

[phuntasm]

[twenty-one-fnaf-phans]

[sindri42]

In

no

particular

order

[pisswallet]

really cool. so its a goth and a hippie

[fenris-calls]

Me and whatever goth gf I’m given

[boredandalive]

There’s a book full of these comics:

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/54911057-fangs

[conceptofjoy]

i was preparing a wet specimen one day and my dad was like this reminds me of my work buddy who ties dollar store balloons to roadkill and watches them fly away. and i had to drop everything for a second and say no. no i dont think this is like that

[shamebats]

The OP's pronouns are they/he.

[sleuthgueth-archive-deactivated]

Being a lesbian named Fisher is so hard. I'm Fish. women want me. I'm scared all the time

[sleuthgueth-archive-deactivated]

You CANNOT do this to me

[coruscantknave]

sometimes having a cool name comes at a cost

its the Fisher price

[sleuthgueth-archive-deactivated]

BOOS YOU VERY LOUDLY OFF THE STAGE

[teetheater333]

have any of you ever been in such deep thought that you adjust your leg or something then get scared because you forgot you had a body elsewhere

[tgirl-thucydides]

[squirrelfrienddd]

i love these tags. glad we all agree