*whispers* Constitution is a dump stat

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[kropotkindersurprise]

[probablybadrpgideas]

While many have dreamed of dragon mounts, the fact of the matter is that dragons are simply undomesticable. For your homework, I want you to list all the criteria that makes domestication possible and why dragons pretty much fail in every category.

ok I did a module on domestication in my undergrad so let's see, we've got

quick maturing - not in D&D RAW

able to find food in/around human settlements - yes, once

hardiness - yes

herd dynamics - big no

ease of reproduction in captivity - uncertain

bonus : can be kept in captivity in the first place - not for long

How did I do? - Paper

[probablybadrpgideas]

follow-up based on tags/replies

what about mounts? - domestication is a generations-long breeding process. taking a wild dragon and making it your mount is taming, totally different thing (many exotic pets are tame rather than domesticated)

human-like intelligence makes it an ethical issue - 100% agree

sounds like humans are domesticable - yeah actually

[nat-20s]

out of curiosity, how many books have you read this year

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Voting ended onJun 5

[fu-boss]

Real life Road Runner

[sahonithereadwolf]

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

[dancing-crow]

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

[yesterdaysprint]

The Cheney Sentinel, Kansas, May 29, 1913

[only-cat-memes]

[oneheadtoanother]

idk anything about this but I love it

[lynati]

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

[lovesicklobotomy]

[metal-autistic-coven]

Happy pride month to him

[zeelatunes]

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

[lilyblisslys]

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

[kitttenteeth]

heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver

[rageagainstthechristine]

heart-shaped scallion found In tom kha . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forevwr

[jazzw4ve]

*thunder crackling*

THOU ART LISTENING TO

*fireball explosion*

102.3

*bubbling cauldron*

REAL WIZARDS FM

*shimmering mana crystal*

WHERE WE PLAYETH NOTHING BUT CHANTS, CHANTS, AND MORE CHANTS

*wololo*

THIS ART NOT THINE ELDER MATRIARCH'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[eyedolgames]

Visit Original Link

credits to @williamdwillow for voicing the most wonderful wizard

[important-animal-images]

[princess-rosiebird]

[chilewithcarnage]

adios

[janetfraiser]

reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a good night’s sleep (maybe)(please)(I’m begging the universe)

[hallowed-axolotl]

thought about tomodachi life too hard and realized that people being shocked by the lack of filters in a single-player game they own with their own money is actually cartoonishly messed up. we've grown so used to everything being filtered and not being able to do anything even remotely un-family-friendly in single-player games that being able to make the miis say fuck is a monumental occasion. insane.