[kedreeva]

Quail egg shells are not like chicken egg shells. They're really thin, they crack easily but ☝️

they don't crack into the innards when you crack the shell. Because unlike chicken eggs, they have a thick, strong membrane that is difficult to tear and people usually use specialized scissors to cut into it to open the eggs.

In fact it's SO strong that if someone were to say, put a quail egg into their pocket and, like an incompetent fool, forget it existed entirely, and if said person also put that article of clothing into the washing machine, the egg would survive the process and come out intact but missing the fragile shell.

Neat!!! so cool!! 0/10 recommendation!!

[kedreeva]

WAOW!!!

Guess where I found this!!!

[talesfromtreatment]

I mean.... that's better than when I found the dog testicle in the dryer at work at least?

[kedreeva]

at least you have plausible deniability at work where you have coworkers. not me. I have no one to blame but myself :(

[talesfromtreatment]

Sounds like, despite the thicker membrane, that you have egg on your face... *runs*

[clockworkrobotic]

when i was a teenager i used to catch myself thinking "i'm really glad i'm alive right now because of all the cool personal technologies that exist" and when i did i'd think it through and reckon that well, its not like teenagers in the 70s and 80s knew they didnt have ipods or facebook or whatever. they were also happy with the tech they had. and i'd reason that in the future there would be more fun technologies that i dont know i'm missing out on right now and the future will be an even cooler time to exist

anyway i was dead fucking wrong about that last part. i hate personal technologies now. i miss having an ipod that doesnt advertise shit to me and i miss when my htc wildfire didnt harass me 45 times a day to install an ai assistant and then install it anyway when i say no and i miss when the internet wasnt 5 websites all of which i have to log into and i miss when i didnt need an app to talk to my landlord. sorry past me you were actually right about 2009

[lakesbian]

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

[sandersstudies]

Me, having been immobile for three hours: hmm I should get up and pee

The world’s tiniest angel: time for snomgol my mommi :)

[hawberries]

harumasa upscale real. not clickbait

[pepegle]

[thesurielle-deactivated20260126]

idk who needs to hear this but take your fucking pto

[mxtomituck]

We’ve entered Q4 of 2025, folks! If your PTO doesn’t roll over, start planning how to use that shit!

PTO is considered a part of your total compensation package. Meaning it’s part of your salary. When you don’t take it, you’re leaving money on the table that your employers will happily take back.

[tei14]

[birdcanart]

Day 12 - vocaloid

This song has been haunting me

[dailyhatsune]

its time to drink water

glug

[animepopheart]

★ 【ル一キ一ドリフト】 「 miku log2 」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me! insta • x • bsky

[exwife-of-frankenstein]

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

[iinsawdious]

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

[iinsawdious]

reblogs are back on for october! limited edition

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[clearlightwired]

some appear to believe that washing dishes is basically a ritual action, i.e. the dish reaches a "washed" state once you have performed the actions of dish washing, involving dish soap and sponge, and that your obligation ceases once you have done this, and not at the point at which the dish is actually clean.

[everyluxoziatonce]

fire emblem mod that changes the player phase animation to say “FUCK AROUND” and the enemy phase one to say “FIND OUT”. is this anything

[vilkalizer]

ok

[mariacallous]

[transpigeon]