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Origami Around
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EXPECTATIONS
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Misplaced Lens Cap

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@st4rrynighttt
not really an introduction post, or a get to know me thing. Just something for enough information about me
↑ my persona/toonsona whatever the fuck it's called
Would you rather be trapped in a room with a bear or your Blorbo?
A bear
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Go goth girl go!
canonically a short, fat enderman (said by grox)
All y'all better be reblogging this
silly
Are you excited for the new restaurant
"thorned braids" & "spiked braids.
image on the left is by artist tamara obukhova / toucheconomy on instagram; image on the right is by artist magdalena hart / rains and rivers on instagram.
Mimic Octopus has had enough of Dancing Crab’s shenanigans
darn dancing crabs and their jazz crab hands
‘HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-“ “NO”
i cant control my hand suddenly
i am legally obliged to reblog this every time i see it
sword phighting i ♥️ you
can someone explain what he's talking about i got distracted by his giant jiggling honkers badonkers
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the slut is back !?
Honestly transgear Rocket is so fucking funny when you think about what Zuka's job is. Like imagine being trans and getting adopted by a guy who runs a gender clinic.
hear me out on shuriken being a little freak
he #draws and #writes the most devious things ever its crazy
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
WHAT?
The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.
WHAT?????
Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?
Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.
https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook
Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.
WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL
This is very true lol
Yo what the f u c k
not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????
I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.
What the fuck
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….thank you tumblr??
hm.
I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments
I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.
Well I never
As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.
Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.
I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives
everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is
.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288
.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter
GLAZED CHOCOLATE CAKE DOUGHNUTS
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Is this how you roll?