Stained Glass Masquerade

I am a senior at Bowling Green State University. 21 years old. Vocal Performance Major. Face Painter. Follower of Christ. Opera. CTFxC.

[probsnothawkeye]

There are only 3 acceptable ways to play golf:

1) Not at all.

2) Mini golf

3) Wii golf

[rogueninja]

if cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for

[22centurygirly]

their brain they’re plotting against us remember that

[arsonistblue]

i refuse to believe that my cat has a brain

[stressed-wizard]

Tumblr PLEASE let us reblog ads i beg you, because this is the funniest shit I’ve seen pop up yet

[trashboat]

not a single fucking cat in the ad. this was a choice, a work of art

[cujohjo]

Actually, I think this may be the best part of the evilicious finale.

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Alton: “Alright, so here is your blade! You gotta cut down the coconut! ”

Chef Yaku: “I’m happy to let him pay $26,000 for a coconut tree. Because I’m tall, I just reach straight up and start grabbing coconuts off the tree. And I don’t really have time to look for a tool and open them…”[smashes coconuts] “Man, you think a stupid coconut gon’ stop me!”

Other chef: “This dude’s like smashing through these coconuts! What am I up against here?!” [to Chef Yaku] “Ah, man…”

Chef Yaku: “This could be your head.”

Other chef: “Uh, come on…”

[rincewitch]

oh my god

[andremichaux]

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005 - ) ⏤ 8.09, The Gang Dines Out

[usersitcom]

THAT ‘70S SHOW | 1.10 “Sunday Bloody Sunday”

[memewhore]

[voluntaryvictim]

glad to see those spreading the truth

[demolitiondean]

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

[thebiscuiteternal]

Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.

[icannotgetoverbirds]

did you just fucking have this

[gayzing-away]

Jonathan Groff in ‘Spring Awakening: Those You’ve Known’ (2022)

[earth-opal2]

[kickmuncher3]

[janinegregory]

tv appreciation week 2022 day 2: favorite tv character of all time ♡ tom wambsgans

[dumbcutepets]

Mother elephant can’t wake baby sound asleep, asks keepers for help (via)

[apparatus-of-kwalish]

[nacho-joe-yo-deactivated2022012]

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[dailytvwomen]

SEINFELD | 3.13 “The Subway”

[sosuperawesome]

Embossed Rolling Pins

Oma Marta on Etsy

[dilfgifs]

MATT BOMER as KEN MAGIC MIKE (2012) dir. Steven Soderbergh